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« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2005, 03:48:10 AM »

When my son ask's me " Dad, who are the scottish?"

I will say "son, they're the world champions at elephant polo!"
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« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2005, 03:50:55 AM »

takea a real man to control an elephant unlike beckham who prances about in posh's knickers
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To be fair to Becks, he doesn't seem to have a problem mounting creatures with big noses and wrinkly butts. I mean, have you seen Rebecca Loos?
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« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2005, 03:52:09 AM »

Nemesis you are evil. I've just woken up half my street laughin at your last post.
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« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2005, 03:55:40 AM »

Right I'm off guys. All I can say is cheers - I've been in stitches for the last 20 mins.

Remember it's like Fulham and Chelsea: one dislikes the other for being a success and the latter doesn't even know there's a rivalry! Wink

Night all!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2005, 03:57:32 AM »

you mean there is a rivalary between scotland and england being successsfull i never knew that you english felt that way
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« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2005, 03:58:07 AM »

Remember it's like Fulham and Chelsea: one dislikes the other for being a success and the latter doesn't even know there's a rivalry! Wink

Just incase you dont understand my scottish cousins

Fulham= Socland

Chelsea= England
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« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2005, 04:03:30 AM »

Chelsea=England? You mean a foreign manager and a team full of overpaid primadonnas?
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« Reply #67 on: December 16, 2005, 04:41:53 AM »

When my son ask's me " Dad, who are the scottish?"

I will say "son, they're the world champions at elephant polo!"
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« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2005, 01:19:03 PM »

Hey, you can't get a much bigger sport than elephant polo
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« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2005, 09:20:26 PM »

Always fancied trying curling. Didn't the Scottish girlies win a World Cup a few years back?

When we win we don't bang on about it for 40 years.

1967....
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« Reply #70 on: December 17, 2005, 01:20:18 AM »

That's only 39 years Cheesy
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« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2005, 11:15:38 AM »

im afriad i dont even like the association between scotland and england. i for one, am scottish, not british. you know that advert that was on the tv where the guys saws scotland away from england? i wish it would come true......lol
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« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2005, 11:21:08 AM »

Why not go even further, we'll cut the country into 2000 little pieces lest there be a land connection between rival villages.
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« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2005, 11:24:26 AM »

What would happen to Carslisle?
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« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2005, 11:29:19 AM »

Not sure, maybe it would be re-named Isle of Carsl
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