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            I was sat down relaxing after dinner with the family yesterday.
the dogs started going mantel ,which meant there was some one at the door ,imagine my supprise when i opened the door ,2 young blokes with there bible ,i was going to have a go when i suddenly realised there was an opportunity to earn a few quid here (theres nothing worse than relaxing and then someone disturbing you with some drivel)
i noticed both were wearing suits ,i told the tall one he needed a new suit ,to which he replied he did .
45 minutes later they were putting 2 new suits in the boot of there car ,i promised to go to church this sunday ,but sadly its the Sheffield derby ,my god i forgot to tell them

           i have never seen the neighbours curtains twitching so much,now I'm the talk of the road .

That's reminded me. Where's my new suit Baz? Did you manage to nick  get one in my size?

i want to come and live on your road for a week.

its nice and piecefull now ,the neighbours have moved .
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

boss dont do them in your size ,if they was carlsberg ,they would.

I'm not bothered about Boss. Them dodgy one's you've got will do.

cheeky charlie