the beauty of jehova

[vinni]

            I was sat down relaxing after dinner with the family yesterday.
the dogs started going mantel ,which meant there was some one at the door ,imagine my supprise when i opened the door ,2 young blokes with there bible ,i was going to have a go when i suddenly realised there was an opportunity to earn a few quid here (theres nothing worse than relaxing and then someone disturbing you with some drivel)
i noticed both were wearing suits ,i told the tall one he needed a new suit ,to which he replied he did .
45 minutes later they were putting 2 new suits in the boot of there car ,i promised to go to church this sunday ,but sadly its the Sheffield derby ,my god i forgot to tell them

           i have never seen the neighbours curtains twitching so much,now I'm the talk of the road .

[EvilPie]

That's reminded me. Where's my new suit Baz? Did you manage to nick  get one in my size?

[GreekStein]

i want to come and live on your road for a week.

[vinni]

its nice and piecefull now ,the neighbours have moved .
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[vinni]

That's reminded me. Where's my new suit Baz? Did you manage to nick  get one in my size?

boss dont do them in your size ,if they was carlsberg ,they would.

[EvilPie]

That's reminded me. Where's my new suit Baz? Did you manage to nick  get one in my size?

boss dont do them in your size ,if they was carlsberg ,they would.

I'm not bothered about Boss. Them dodgy one's you've got will do.

[vinni]

That's reminded me. Where's my new suit Baz? Did you manage to nick  get one in my size?

boss dont do them in your size ,if they was carlsberg ,they would.

I'm not bothered about Boss. Them dodgy one's you've got will do.

cheeky charlie