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Dear Thomas,

Thank you for applying for the position of Crew Member.

We've got a really rigorous selection process at McDonald's and a large number of people apply to work with us each day.   After careful consideration, we're sorry to inform you that we won't be inviting you to attend the next stage of our recruitment process.

It's just how I roll

LMAO GG.

lol quality

Ouch UL

Full time sngs ftw, you know you want too.

i believe they call it a bun

Dear Thomas

You can't work in our burger restaurant because we heard you were bad at flips.

Your Sincerely     Ronald McDonald

dear thomas,

the position of badly dressed clown has already been filled

yours etc

ronald.

Could be worse, it could have been Burger King.

Get a job in Nando's ftw.

I don't think much of the lady that interviewed me now. I have to watch out what I say, as dying in a grease fire is for once a realistic possibility.

you can still go and diagf  :tikay:

rotflmfao

:(

I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"

was hoping I might be able to cadge some free quarter pounders

That must be why he failed the interview - McDonald's only sell coke (in the UK, anyway).

I'm sure boldie knows that - think he did it deliberately to make out he's too posh to eat at McDonalds.  Remember when they used to sell 'McDonald's Cola', and had to check that was ok with you everytime you asked for a coke?

No. Must have been before I was born.

4 years experience in McDonalds, was promoted 3 times, employee of the quarter, good references. Also have 1 years experience as a salaried manager at Burger King and a decent reference from there. Didn't turn up drunk to the interview.

i think it's cos I'm black, who do I sue?

I remember that they also sold rootbeer and KFC used to sell ribs which were fantastic.

you mention poker?

yes

i would get that off the CV if I were you, stay at home dad or granny mugger or child molester or something, pretty much anything better than being a gambler, even if you find someone who understands/plays the game they will still think you'll be up all night playing and falling asleep at work.

Definitely true

They want someone to flip burgers not take their job! ;)

would defo agree.

It's off the CV, but came up in the interview as this wifey was like a bloodhound going through my employment history in the last 10 years. If there was a gap she wanted to know why, if I said I was a student she wanted to know what I was doing for money.

Got a gig now anyway so not really bothered. Moah money, moah benefits, less stigma.

But no free Big Macs. FAIL.

you actually put your real employment history on your CV

 :dontask:

if u want you can come to my house and make me burgers all day, i wont pay you, but id be pretty happy

bad beats at life :(