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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2010, 11:45:54 AM »

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I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2010, 12:14:33 PM »

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I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"

was hoping I might be able to cadge some free quarter pounders
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2010, 02:31:05 PM »

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I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"

That must be why he failed the interview - McDonald's only sell coke (in the UK, anyway).
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2010, 02:39:40 PM »

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I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"

That must be why he failed the interview - McDonald's only sell coke (in the UK, anyway).

I'm sure boldie knows that - think he did it deliberately to make out he's too posh to eat at McDonalds.  Remember when they used to sell 'McDonald's Cola', and had to check that was ok with you everytime you asked for a coke?
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2010, 04:43:25 PM »

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I take it you're sad because you never got to hear Tank ask "Do you want fries with that?" or "It's Pepsi, is that OK?"

That must be why he failed the interview - McDonald's only sell coke (in the UK, anyway).

I'm sure boldie knows that - think he did it deliberately to make out he's too posh to eat at McDonalds.  Remember when they used to sell 'McDonald's Cola', and had to check that was ok with you everytime you asked for a coke?

No. Must have been before I was born.
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2010, 05:08:17 PM »

4 years experience in McDonalds, was promoted 3 times, employee of the quarter, good references. Also have 1 years experience as a salaried manager at Burger King and a decent reference from there. Didn't turn up drunk to the interview.

i think it's cos I'm black, who do I sue?
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2010, 05:08:58 PM »

Remember when they used to sell 'McDonald's Cola', and had to check that was ok with you everytime you asked for a coke?

I remember that they also sold rootbeer and KFC used to sell ribs which were fantastic.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2010, 05:10:27 PM »

you mention poker?
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2010, 05:17:05 PM »

you mention poker?

yes
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2010, 05:30:57 PM »


i would get that off the CV if I were you, stay at home dad or granny mugger or child molester or something, pretty much anything better than being a gambler, even if you find someone who understands/plays the game they will still think you'll be up all night playing and falling asleep at work.



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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2010, 06:00:26 PM »


i would get that off the CV if I were you, stay at home dad or granny mugger or child molester or something, pretty much anything better than being a gambler, even if you find someone who understands/plays the game they will still think you'll be up all night playing and falling asleep at work.





Definitely true
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2010, 06:15:55 PM »

4 years experience in McDonalds, was promoted 3 times, employee of the quarter, good references. Also have 1 years experience as a salaried manager at Burger King and a decent reference from there. Didn't turn up drunk to the interview.

i think it's cos I'm black, who do I sue?

They want someone to flip burgers not take their job! Wink
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2010, 07:41:24 PM »


i would get that off the CV if I were you, stay at home dad or granny mugger or child molester or something, pretty much anything better than being a gambler, even if you find someone who understands/plays the game they will still think you'll be up all night playing and falling asleep at work.





would defo agree.

It's off the CV, but came up in the interview as this wifey was like a bloodhound going through my employment history in the last 10 years. If there was a gap she wanted to know why, if I said I was a student she wanted to know what I was doing for money.

Got a gig now anyway so not really bothered. Moah money, moah benefits, less stigma.
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2010, 09:03:07 PM »

But no free Big Macs. FAIL.
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2010, 10:13:16 PM »

you actually put your real employment history on your CV

 
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