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Title: O/T B******S Post by: Colchester Kev on December 21, 2005, 07:29:05 PM Im off to the bloody laundrette ... the washing machine has just flooded my kitchen and made a few sickly noises before completely dying ... HAPPY DAYS !!!!!!
[attachment deleted by admin] Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: SuffolkPunch on December 21, 2005, 07:35:13 PM I trust you will remove the clothes you are wearing and wash them too, sitting in front of the machine with a copy of Poker Player to cover your modesty?
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: matt674 on December 21, 2005, 07:43:35 PM and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots...........
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 21, 2005, 07:45:57 PM I trust you will remove the clothes you are wearing and wash them too, sitting in front of the machine with a copy of Poker Player to cover your modesty? Perhaps he might, he was going to cover himself with today's Sun but thought it embarrassing Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Dewi_cool on December 21, 2005, 07:48:28 PM Sorry to hear about your predicament Kev, just before Christmas as well, be assured if I were a washer woman I would gladly help out, but I'm not :tikay:
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: SuffolkPunch on December 21, 2005, 08:00:51 PM Only if it was open at Page Three
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 21, 2005, 08:42:41 PM He can't prise those pages apart now.
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Ironside on December 21, 2005, 09:02:03 PM ;merry christmas; christmaskiv
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: RED-DOG on December 21, 2005, 09:07:42 PM and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots........... We don't allow bad beetroot stories! Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: tikay on December 21, 2005, 09:32:43 PM and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots........... We don't allow bad beetroot stories! ...iis the clear winner of the 2005 WPOTYA (Worst Pun of the Year Award). Prize - suggestions welcome. Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 21, 2005, 10:03:08 PM How about:
(http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/5.gif) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Colchester Kev on December 21, 2005, 10:08:12 PM OK back from launderette now... so I think.. I know, I will pop into Tesco's and get a few bits in .... BAD DECISION... What is it with people , Some are pushing 2 trolleys laden with 6 loaves , 16 pints of milk .. etc etc ...FFS the shops are only closed for 1 bloody day !!! and then as i finally reach the checkout after queuing for an eternity, I get the dopey checkout operator from hell ... I smile politely as she makes small talk about how much she loves Xmas, and when she finally shuts up long enough to take my cash and give me my change, she cheerily asks me if im doing anything special for Xmas ... I reply "yes, Im gonna chop my right testicle off and roast it, then im going to stab myself repeatedly in the eyes with cocktail sticks, followed by sticking my tongue into any available plug socket". the person behind me in the queue was still pissing himself laughing as i glanced back over my shoulder to see the complete look of shock on the poor checkout girls face . AND then as i walk out of the exit ... The F***ing Sally army band strike up "Jingle bells" Im not playing any poker tonight ... IM ON TILT !!!
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 21, 2005, 10:16:07 PM Merry Christmas Kiv xxx
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Dewi_cool on December 21, 2005, 10:21:17 PM Did u get turkey pie for Christmas lunch ;merry christmas;
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: tikay on December 21, 2005, 10:21:31 PM I'm in Kiv's "bah humbug" Club I'm afraid.
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: ifm on December 22, 2005, 12:04:37 AM Hello Kiv!
(http://bonanzaworld.net/wash.gif) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Colchester Kev on December 22, 2005, 12:05:31 AM pmsl ... nice one
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 22, 2005, 12:41:17 AM Very funny
See you do have uses ifm Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: ifm on December 22, 2005, 12:45:21 AM Well that's one, what are the others?
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Ironside on December 22, 2005, 12:45:41 AM Very funny See you do have uses ifm i wouldn't go that far Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Robert HM on December 22, 2005, 12:50:23 AM How far will you go?
Crickey I think I've asked that question before Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Trace on December 22, 2005, 10:30:50 AM PMFSL @ Kev's Tesco story!
Oh dear I can't be BAH HUMBUG after reading that! So funny. Kev yer a star! T xx Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Karabiner on December 22, 2005, 10:41:19 AM Me too, I hate Xmas..
I get tetchier as it approaches. ;sliegh; I thought that said "sigh" Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TightEnd on December 22, 2005, 10:44:10 AM Someone ban those bloody smiley's
I come on here to get away from that sort of pap. p.s Please tell me why people festoon their houses in lights which must double their electricity bill? Some of the displays are so elaborate, but I just don't understand. Apologies if it's you, but it just says to me "I am a Chav, and I am proud of it" humbug over.... Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TheJagster on December 22, 2005, 10:55:06 AM An easy post for miserable old me.
Ditto Tight End! Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: ifm on December 22, 2005, 12:03:34 PM Someone ban those bloody smiley's I come on here to get away from that sort of pap. p.s Please tell me why people festoon their houses in lights which must double their electricity bill? Some of the displays are so elaborate, but I just don't understand. Apologies if it's you, but it just says to me "I am a Chav, and I am proud of it" humbug over.... (http://www.parrottimes.com/forums/images/smilies/elf.gif) (http://www.chins-n-quills.com/forums/images/smilies/soapbox.jpg) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TightEnd on December 22, 2005, 12:05:29 PM another f***ing smiley that we can ban then, ifm...... :D
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: ifm on December 22, 2005, 12:07:37 PM My favourite by far is this one, do you think they look worried?
(http://www.parrottimes.com/forums/images/smilies/thanks2.gif) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: matt674 on December 22, 2005, 12:09:09 PM Someone ban those bloody smiley's I come on here to get away from that sort of pap. p.s Please tell me why people festoon their houses in lights which must double their electricity bill? Some of the displays are so elaborate, but I just don't understand. Apologies if it's you, but it just says to me "I am a Chav, and I am proud of it" humbug over.... TightEnd you need to become a monkey - we dont celebrate christmas and over time you will learn to completely ignore it as though it doesnt exist...... this weekend is just another normal winter weekend - just without any football til monday :( Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TightEnd on December 22, 2005, 12:10:40 PM My favourite by far is this one, do you think they look worried? (http://www.parrottimes.com/forums/images/smilies/thanks2.gif) ok, ifm, I give you that one is funny Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: danmonkey on December 22, 2005, 12:40:10 PM Someone ban those bloody smiley's I come on here to get away from that sort of pap. p.s Please tell me why people festoon their houses in lights which must double their electricity bill? Some of the displays are so elaborate, but I just don't understand. Apologies if it's you, but it just says to me "I am a Chav, and I am proud of it" humbug over.... TightEnd you need to become a monkey - we dont celebrate christmas and over time you will learn to completely ignore it as though it doesnt exist...... this weekend is just another normal winter weekend - just without any football til monday :( Some monkeys celebrate Christmas... [attachment deleted by admin] Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: matt674 on December 22, 2005, 01:00:46 PM Some monkeys celebrate Christmas... Traitor....... p.s. what is a picture of a brown hippo in a santa claus hat got to do with monkeys celebrating christmas?? Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TheJagster on December 22, 2005, 01:01:25 PM LMAO :D
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: ifm on December 22, 2005, 01:11:32 PM Anyway, back on subject :D
(http://bonanzaworld.net/laundry.gif) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: matt674 on December 22, 2005, 01:14:29 PM where do you get all those smillies? i want to look for the monkey smillies!!
or even better if they have banana smillies ;) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: TheJagster on December 22, 2005, 02:09:03 PM or even better if they have banana smillies ;) (http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/Funny/banana!-dance.gif) (http://www.avatarist.com) Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Heid on December 22, 2005, 04:26:10 PM Look! A dancing herb!
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: londonpokergirl on December 22, 2005, 04:29:02 PM and i want a spanking smiley :)
Title: Re: O/T B******S Post by: Colchester Kev on December 22, 2005, 04:41:16 PM Mel, please stop calling me smiley ;)
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