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« on: December 21, 2005, 07:29:05 PM »
Im off to the bloody laundrette ... the washing machine has just flooded my kitchen and made a few sickly noises before completely dying ...  HAPPY DAYS !!!!!! 

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2005, 07:35:13 PM »
I trust you will remove the clothes you are wearing and wash them too, sitting in front of the machine with a copy of Poker Player to cover your modesty?
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2005, 07:43:35 PM »
and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots...........
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2005, 07:45:57 PM »
Quote from: SuffolkPunch on December 21, 2005, 07:35:13 PM
I trust you will remove the clothes you are wearing and wash them too, sitting in front of the machine with a copy of Poker Player to cover your modesty?

Perhaps he might, he was going to cover himself with today's Sun but thought it embarrassing
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2005, 07:48:28 PM »
Sorry to hear about your predicament Kev, just before Christmas as well, be assured if I were a washer woman I would gladly help out, but I'm not 
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2005, 08:00:51 PM »
Only if it was open at Page Three
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2005, 08:42:41 PM »
He can't prise those pages apart now.
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2005, 09:02:03 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2005, 09:07:42 PM »
Quote from: matt674 on December 21, 2005, 07:43:35 PM
and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots...........

We don't allow bad beetroot stories!
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2005, 09:32:43 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 21, 2005, 09:07:42 PM
Quote from: matt674 on December 21, 2005, 07:43:35 PM
and here's me thinking someone was being daring enough to start a thread about beetroots...........

We don't allow bad beetroot stories!

...iis the clear winner of the 2005 WPOTYA (Worst Pun of the Year Award).

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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2005, 10:03:08 PM »
How about:
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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2005, 10:08:12 PM »
OK back from launderette now... so I think.. I know, I will pop into Tesco's and get a few bits in .... BAD DECISION...  What is it with people , Some are pushing 2 trolleys laden with 6 loaves , 16 pints of milk .. etc etc ...FFS the shops are only closed for 1 bloody day !!!   and then as i finally reach the checkout after queuing for an eternity, I get the dopey checkout operator from hell ... I smile politely as she makes small talk about how much she loves Xmas, and when she finally shuts up long enough to take my cash and give me my change, she cheerily asks me if im doing anything special for Xmas ... I reply "yes, Im gonna chop my right testicle off and roast it, then im going to stab myself repeatedly in the eyes with cocktail sticks, followed by sticking my tongue into any available plug socket".  the person behind me in the queue was still pissing himself laughing as i glanced back over my shoulder to see the complete look of shock on the poor checkout girls face .    AND then as i walk out of the exit ... The F***ing Sally army band strike up "Jingle bells"   Im not playing any poker tonight ... IM ON TILT !!!
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2005, 10:16:07 PM »
Merry Christmas Kiv xxx
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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2005, 10:21:17 PM »
Did u get turkey pie for Christmas lunch 
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2005, 10:21:31 PM »
I'm in Kiv's "bah humbug" Club I'm afraid.
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