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Write down your top 10 movies of all time.

Get one good quote from each movie (google [movie name] + memorable quotes) gives a link to IMDB list of quotes.

List them here.

Top guesser gets a bottle of _{Tesco value}whisky.

Hint may be added for more obscure quotes.

Mine:

1. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

2. I am fluent in over six million forms of communication

3. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world." (many people were simply stunned, in a deterministic fashion)

4. This great evil. Where does it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doin' this? Who's killin' us? Robbing us of life and light. Mockin' us with the sight of what we might've known. _

5. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

6.(/11) In D minor, which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.  

7. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hold on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? (One for (uptight) bald men)

8. In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself

9. My life is full because I know I am loved. (said by a *human being*)

10. We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here, that way you won't be confused by their unexplainable presence in your home.  (Forget me not)

I don't know any of them so I'm gonna take a shot in the dark for one point, and hope it's enough to win:

1. toy story 3
2. toy story 3
3. toy story 3
4. toy story 3
5. toy story 3
6. toy story 3
7. toy story 3
8. toy story 3
9. toy story 3
10. toy story 3

actually is 5 shaun of the dead?

 ;applause;

1 is heat, no idea about the rest.

no idea apart from one of the star wars films, probs the first one

oh, and btw. none of them seem to be pulp fiction. if I'm right then you really need to take a good hard look at yourself as noone should have a top 10 film list without it. if one of them is however pulp fiction and I just didn't recognise it then that's fine

Ha, I wanted to put it on but it's such a cult movie that I think most people would get most lines instantly.

No. 8 Crimson Tide :)

vvwp sir

Thank you, it was on TV recently

2. star wars

6. Spinal Tap

Excellent!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3ssZIMF9E.

Is 7 Withnail and I????  if so nice choice of film but surely many better quotes??
4 - the Thin red line
10 - The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind???

3. No country for old men

9. The Princess bride???  (Seems familiar, but doubt this is right)

10. Eternal sunshine

Nice, vwp sir.

I knew I recognised it just couldn't think.  Only just noticed the clue.

Is number 9 the bit in the Elephant Man just before he lies down????  Great choice if it is....my memory is a bit hazy on this one

Yes it is..

I think you're right about no.7 - Withnail and I aswell

8  Crimson Tide?

Some from me:

1. Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help.
2. Living like this is a full-time business.
3. If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.
4. I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies.
5. This is madness, I've had enough of this "Crime and Punishment" bollocks. I'm happy here.
6. You, you were supposed to be a monster - now I'm the fucking beast. There's blood on my hands, from what you made me do.
7. Mirrors, signal, maneuver, En-ra-ha
8.God doesn't rob banks, all right? God does not rob bank
9. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
10. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory

3. Traffic?

9. Usual Suspects.


6 is bugging me, sounds a bit like Saw or Se7en, not sure.

Well done. Many superb quotes in Withnail, was going for a less obvious one.

Traffic and The usual Suspects are correct.

^ was made a bit closer than home and is better than both in my opinion.

wp sir

 rotflmfao  only just realised someone else had got it earlier.  soz

"4. I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies."

no 4 is it amelie

10. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory

10 - Shawshank redemption

Is 2, The Matrix (Tight Paul's Quiz)

It's StarWars mate, C3PO

lol np :D

Yes to both....wp.

where r ur quotes Stu? Isn't ur uncle a famous Hollywood Actor?  If you want to include quotes from porn films that is ok, the number of right answers may surprise you

Ha ha, interesting plan. At some point shortly I will be finding the ten wrongest quotes ever.

My Top Ten Quotes from films

1. Make him an offer he can't refuse

2. Don't you wish you had taken the blue pill instead of the red pill

3. The precious I must have the precious

4. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

5. look into the bag and take out the wallet with bad muvver on the front and put it on the table

6 .Do ya feel lucky punk. Make my day

7. "Oh Ken, Its like we were made for each other"

8. My God,I'm home all the time, you finally did it, you murderers,you blew it all up, dam you all to hell

9. Why so serious

10.Always look on the bright side of life

Is 1: The Godfather? ....'he said either his signature or his brains were going on that contract.' 'That's my family Kay, not me', at the wedding reception?

Yep 1 is the godfather.
2. The Matrix??
4. Apolocalypse Now?
6.Dirty Harry
7. toy story 3?
8. planet of the apes??
9. batman??
10.  life of brian

3 is lord of the rings

5 is Pulp fiction


ok lets give this a whirl

1) Stop your Grinnin and drop your linen Found em.

2) TECHNICAL SUPPPPORRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

3)  I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS

4)  Wave it at anything that slithers

5) All I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.
 Now's your chance.  He died in the line of duty, didn't he?

6) If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.

7) Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible *****... me

8) Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
     No. It's unhealthy.
    I bet you're gay.
     Am not.

9)  I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

10)  I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

correct

2- Vannilla sky
4 was raiders of lost ark but indiana jones is good enough

7 was snatch but you were on the right track
9 usual suspects

The Devils Advocate

that line may be in devils advocate but as i havent seen that film i cant say however I quoted it from The Usual Suspects

you guessed all mine correctly

Godfather,
Matrix,
lord of the Rings
Apocalypse now
Pulp Fiction,
Dirty Harry (and Magnum Force),
Toy Story 3,
Planet of the Apes ( last minute of film , by Statue of Liberty)
The Dark Knight
Life of Brian

Nice on. Knew I'd heard that before

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJla6v-gYk

DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!

justsayin

Okay, here are some good ones and some obscure ones, only 7 at the moment as I need to do some work.

1.Ladies, ladies, I can settle this, all right? The girl that I met at the dance, she dropped something on her way out. What was it?
2.Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
3.Your tongue got my sister pregnant! It wasn't Woo-jin Lee's dick; it was Dae-su Oh's tongue!
4.You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
5.He looked like Eminem..... So he was round?
6.I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
7.Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!

lol excellent work Stu. Scratching my head here but I'm sure they'll come to me

3 of them I thought would have been got by now! The others, well they might be a bit harder!

Stu Hopkin, You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

By the beard of Zeus, is it Anchorman ?

You stay classy, San Diego





I love lamp.   ;D

6 = Anchorman

edit: poop - pipped :(

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Thats one of the easy ones gone.

i think no.4 was police academy

1 - Aliens

3 - Jaws

6 - Resevoir Dogs.

8 - One of the Monty Pythons. Holy Grail I think.

9 - Platoon. Bit of a guess.

I think #4 is either Happy Gilmore or Jerry MacGuire

Haven't seen either film, so I get them confused, but I've had that line quoted at me before.

it was happy gilmore

and if u havent seen it i strongly recommend it, in my top 5 comedies of all time

3. Oldboy?
5. Superbad
7. Team America?

2 out of 3 but im pretty proud of you getting that :)

Are u not going to tell me the 2 I've got?  :)

1) Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
    I don't listen to hip-hop.

2) That thing can't be real.
     Sure it is. That's why they call him Superman.

3) This is the part I really like, when she does that shit with her hair.

4) I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell

5) Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

6) From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

7) He's not as tough as he thinks.
    Neither are we.

8) You ever seen a broad carry a torch so high?
    Yeah, the Statue of Liberty.

9) This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once.
    Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.

10) Ah, she broke our date.
      Washing her hair?
      Dead mother.

1. - The South Park movie.....Team America is it called?
2. the 2nd Godfather
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. The Green Mile
6. Casino - incidentally when i first started int he US sportsbook industry Frank Rosenthal who Casino is based on was my 'mentor'.  He was the biggest prick I have ever (and will ever) met.  I thought I was alone in this assessment for years until he died and the Racing Post ran a feature on him with the headline "Thank god he is dead" which seemed to be the general viewpoint of everyone he had ever met.
8. Bugsy Malone??

All correct.  Particularly impressed with you getting Bugsy Malone.  Thought that one would stump people.

The South Park movie and Team America are separate films, but you got the right one first.

wow, nice one. Nice obituary :D . Is the film portrayal quite accurate?

Team America is not correct