1) Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
I don't listen to hip-hop.
2) That thing can't be real.
Sure it is. That's why they call him Superman.
3) This is the part I really like, when she does that shit with her hair.
4) I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell
5) Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
6) From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
7) He's not as tough as he thinks.
Neither are we.

You ever seen a broad carry a torch so high?
Yeah, the Statue of Liberty.
9) This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once.
Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
10) Ah, she broke our date.
Washing her hair?
Dead mother.