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Title: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Woodsey on September 24, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
She was looking for her ex-boyfriend, what would you lot have done? 8)


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: stonecoldkiller on September 24, 2010, 12:33:01 AM
Invited her in for more booze of course.


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Girgy85 on September 24, 2010, 12:33:21 AM
She was looking for her ex-boyfriend, what would you lot have done? 8)

Oh hi der! Come on in love....


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: ViiperUK on September 24, 2010, 12:38:18 AM
She was looking for her ex-boyfriend, what would you lot have done? 8)

Pix or it didnt happen


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: titaniumbean on September 24, 2010, 12:39:00 AM
say "you've found him" ?!


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Woodsey on September 24, 2010, 12:46:12 AM
She was looking for her ex-boyfriend, what would you lot have done? 8)

Pix or it didnt happen

I sure think that quickly........


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: ChipRich on September 24, 2010, 12:52:42 AM
tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. ;)


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Bongo on September 24, 2010, 12:55:16 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/venom_aa/funny_cat_pictures_037.jpg)


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Woodsey on September 24, 2010, 01:03:06 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/venom_aa/funny_cat_pictures_037.jpg)

I doubt I could be that cool, I was in a T-shirt and boxers at the time ;D


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: titaniumbean on September 24, 2010, 01:24:03 AM
She was looking for her ex-boyfriend, what would you lot have done? 8)

Pix or it didnt happen

I sure think that quickly........


ok but next time, remember!


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Horneris on September 24, 2010, 02:37:39 AM
I would tell her that her ex boyfriend used to be my housemate but unfortunately died recently.

Id then ask her if she would like to come in for a drink so i could explain to her how it happened.

Hopefully this would lead to me consoling the poor devastated yet drunk and hot chick.


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: action man on September 24, 2010, 02:55:36 AM
thanks for that chaz rhinehold


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: sovietsong on September 24, 2010, 06:42:57 AM
I saw this movie on the Internet where this happened, but there were loads of lads in the house. One thing led to another and it all got a bit raunchy. I often watch these short movies online, normally about 27 mins long. They are really interesting.


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Linux on September 24, 2010, 06:48:13 AM
I'd probably say "oh, we've got a situation here" and invite her in


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: GreekStein on September 24, 2010, 09:46:51 AM
I woulda asked her if she'd ever met anyone from the internet before or if she'd like to see my stats at 6-max PLO.


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: dizeeG on September 24, 2010, 10:19:38 AM
I woulda asked her if she'd ever met anyone from the internet before or if she'd like to see my stats at 6-max PLO.

LOL !!!!!!!!


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: gatso on September 24, 2010, 11:22:28 AM
I woulda asked her if she'd ever met anyone from the internet before or if she'd like to see my stats at 6-max PLO.

it'd be so cool if you answered the door in your 'I'm from the internet' suit, no way she'd resist


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: TheChipPrince on September 24, 2010, 11:26:40 AM
tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. ;)

You single mate?


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: ChipRich on September 24, 2010, 12:10:13 PM
tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. ;)

You single mate?

lol obv


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Cf on September 24, 2010, 12:10:55 PM
How it actually went down:

"I'm sorry. You've got the wrong house. Good night."


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: TheChipPrince on September 24, 2010, 12:16:45 PM
tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. ;)

You single mate?

lol obv

;)


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Iusuallywin on September 24, 2010, 06:19:24 PM
Hit dettt


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: DaveShoelace on September 24, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
I'd tell her she had the wrong house, but would do it slow enough to adequately memorise her image for a later cry wank, then tell my presumably sexually unsatisfied missus I was off to bed for an early night while she watched Sex & the City.


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Iusuallywin on September 24, 2010, 06:29:25 PM
I'd tell her she had the wrong house, but would do it slow enough to adequately memorise her image for a later cry wank, then tell my presumably sexually unsatisfied missus I was off to bed for an early night while she watched Sex & the City.
a+ winnar


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: pleno1 on September 24, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
pics or it didnt happen?


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: outragous76 on September 24, 2010, 09:00:56 PM
you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Woodsey on September 24, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately

I did fail, WFT did you think I was posting on here 5 mins after it happened........... :D


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: outragous76 on September 24, 2010, 09:08:02 PM
you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately

I did fail, WFT did you think I was posting on here 5 mins after it happened........... :D

well yeah, the thing is thou by inviting her in, (and her accepting) you open up the scope to anything, it is only ever going to go anywhere if she wants to anyway............. but by not letting her in......................


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: geordieneil on September 24, 2010, 09:34:20 PM
a very similar thing happened to me when i was about 18-19.......i did invite her in....within 5 minutes i received a slap around the face after she realised her boyfriend wasnt in my house lolz......was worth a try


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: RED-DOG on September 24, 2010, 09:43:24 PM
You guys are talking like it doesn't happen to you very often.  8)


Title: Re: I Just Had a Random Drunk Hot Chick Knock on my Door
Post by: Woodsey on September 24, 2010, 09:54:11 PM
you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately

I did fail, WFT did you think I was posting on here 5 mins after it happened........... :D

well yeah, the thing is thou by inviting her in, (and her accepting) you open up the scope to anything, it is only ever going to go anywhere if she wants to anyway............. but by not letting her in......................

Yeah but she was maybe 21 and hot, if I was just a few years younger...........

If she was a juicy MILF then that changes things a bit, I might has taken a shot :D