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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2010, 10:19:38 AM »

I woulda asked her if she'd ever met anyone from the internet before or if she'd like to see my stats at 6-max PLO.

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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2010, 11:22:28 AM »

I woulda asked her if she'd ever met anyone from the internet before or if she'd like to see my stats at 6-max PLO.

it'd be so cool if you answered the door in your 'I'm from the internet' suit, no way she'd resist
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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2010, 11:26:40 AM »

tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. Wink

You single mate?
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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2010, 12:10:13 PM »

tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. Wink

You single mate?

lol obv
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« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2010, 12:10:55 PM »

How it actually went down:

"I'm sorry. You've got the wrong house. Good night."
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« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2010, 12:16:45 PM »

tell her, her ex bf is a dick.

....but if she likes dick, she came to the right place.. Wink

You single mate?

lol obv

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« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2010, 06:19:24 PM »

Hit dettt
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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2010, 06:23:36 PM »

I'd tell her she had the wrong house, but would do it slow enough to adequately memorise her image for a later cry wank, then tell my presumably sexually unsatisfied missus I was off to bed for an early night while she watched Sex & the City.
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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2010, 06:29:25 PM »

I'd tell her she had the wrong house, but would do it slow enough to adequately memorise her image for a later cry wank, then tell my presumably sexually unsatisfied missus I was off to bed for an early night while she watched Sex & the City.
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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2010, 08:46:41 PM »

pics or it didnt happen?
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2010, 09:00:56 PM »

you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately
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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2010, 09:06:07 PM »

you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately

I did fail, WFT did you think I was posting on here 5 mins after it happened........... Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2010, 09:08:02 PM »

you failed if you did anything other than invite her in immediately

I did fail, WFT did you think I was posting on here 5 mins after it happened........... Cheesy

well yeah, the thing is thou by inviting her in, (and her accepting) you open up the scope to anything, it is only ever going to go anywhere if she wants to anyway............. but by not letting her in......................
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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2010, 09:34:20 PM »

a very similar thing happened to me when i was about 18-19.......i did invite her in....within 5 minutes i received a slap around the face after she realised her boyfriend wasnt in my house lolz......was worth a try
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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2010, 09:43:24 PM »

You guys are talking like it doesn't happen to you very often.  Cool
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