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Rich won't accept im currently cursed.

6 things have happened to me today which never usually happen.

None of these are thinly veiled anything, brags, bad beats stories, just stfu.

These are the reasons why i am currently under a curse:

1) I tried to deposit £200 on betfair to have on Portsmouth at home to Leicester @ 2.98 and it wudnt let me even though i have a lot more than that in my bank.
They won 6-1. I was absolutely steaming, i had been going on about that bet all week to anyone who would listen.

2) I went to Gala Casino to play the £20 rebuy. I tried to get money out of the cash machine and it was out of order (i think i broke it).
I tried to get money from the woman behind the cage and she decided my card was bent and she didn't want to risk it breaking the machine (its hardly bent, works fine)
So i had to trundle half a mile in the pouring rain to the nearest outdoor cash machine. It worked, if it didnt i think i could be dead right now.

3) I went to play poker and lost with AK v AQ aipf then exited in a massive aipf pot with AA v AT when two tens rolled straight off.

4) I fancied a snack on the way home so stopped off at the 24 hour garage. Everyone was happily queuing and enjoying their evening when 4 blacks walk in and start threatening everyone and talking in rap slang. I ignored them and tried to look hard but the women were all very scared. I thought they were going to rob the place, actually im pretty sure they didnt pay for their stuff.

5) I get home and play Moody on msn at minesweeper. I have something like a 29-1 record against him at this game. As soon as i select a square the biggest opening of all time comes into play and he charges into a 16-0 lead before i get back to the board.

6) I log off my computer and go watch tv in the lounge and come back to see the 2nd most deadliest virus on the internet has somehow hit my computer even tho i wasnt online!!! Thats taken me the last 2 hours to get rid of.

Thinking of staying well away from Elland Road tomorrow.

I don't think it is a curse, unless something has happened to your hair.

no i dont believe in curses

racist ban!

huh? why?

'4 Blacks' is a Chinese triad gang

Tough break, tough break.

Tell you what, go to watch Leeds tomorrow, and I'll back the other team.  I run bad so when Leeds win, your curse will be lifted!

You going to Headingly today by any chance?

lol why did brent's funni get removed

nah sounds like a normal day to me

Standard day for people.

How good do you normally run when you believe this is a fml curse?

I don't believe in curses.

I do believe in custard tho.

Cheers for the text mate.

Sigh...

I'm just hoping he accidently missed the smiley at the end of his post after his previous one about killing "argies"

if the joke is in particularly bad taste or potentially offensive, then maybe don't post it on here at all, smiley or not. You must have known when you made that post that Tom in particular would find it offensive.

RED-DOG.  Long time forum member and Gypsy.  Give his diary a look.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=30601.0

RedSimon is, rather surprisingly, named Simon. ;)

With reference to the original post, unlucky mate

There was a full moon a few days ago , are you a cancerian, they get crabs very easily

haha, no probs Lee.

I had a nice win on the footy so my curse has been lifted.

I think Rich might have it now, he turned over on his ankle at 6 a side tonight and is currently hobbling round the flat in pain.

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:(

If you can hobble it can't be that bad.

in a way its hobbling, in a way its me shuffling slowly around.