Do You Believe in Curses? I am currently cursed

[Horneris]

Rich won't accept im currently cursed.

6 things have happened to me today which never usually happen.

None of these are thinly veiled anything, brags, bad beats stories, just stfu.

These are the reasons why i am currently under a curse:

1) I tried to deposit £200 on betfair to have on Portsmouth at home to Leicester @ 2.98 and it wudnt let me even though i have a lot more than that in my bank.
They won 6-1. I was absolutely steaming, i had been going on about that bet all week to anyone who would listen.

2) I went to Gala Casino to play the £20 rebuy. I tried to get money out of the cash machine and it was out of order (i think i broke it).
I tried to get money from the woman behind the cage and she decided my card was bent and she didn't want to risk it breaking the machine (its hardly bent, works fine)
So i had to trundle half a mile in the pouring rain to the nearest outdoor cash machine. It worked, if it didnt i think i could be dead right now.

3) I went to play poker and lost with AK v AQ aipf then exited in a massive aipf pot with AA v AT when two tens rolled straight off.

4) I fancied a snack on the way home so stopped off at the 24 hour garage. Everyone was happily queuing and enjoying their evening when 4 blacks walk in and start threatening everyone and talking in rap slang. I ignored them and tried to look hard but the women were all very scared. I thought they were going to rob the place, actually im pretty sure they didnt pay for their stuff.

5) I get home and play Moody on msn at minesweeper. I have something like a 29-1 record against him at this game. As soon as i select a square the biggest opening of all time comes into play and he charges into a 16-0 lead before i get back to the board.

6) I log off my computer and go watch tv in the lounge and come back to see the 2nd most deadliest virus on the internet has somehow hit my computer even tho i wasnt online!!! Thats taken me the last 2 hours to get rid of.

Thinking of staying well away from Elland Road tomorrow.

[Longy]

I don't think it is a curse, unless something has happened to your hair.

[buzzharvey22]

no i dont believe in curses

[NigDawG]

racist ban!

[GreekStein]

racist ban!

huh? why?

'4 Blacks' is a Chinese triad gang

[Matt.NFFC.]

Tough break, tough break.

Tell you what, go to watch Leeds tomorrow, and I'll back the other team.  I run bad so when Leeds win, your curse will be lifted!

[kinboshi]

You going to Headingly today by any chance?

[NigDawG]

lol why did brent's funni get removed

[Claw75]

nah sounds like a normal day to me

[Alverton]

Standard day for people.

How good do you normally run when you believe this is a fml curse?

[rex008]

I don't believe in curses.

I do believe in custard tho.

[TheChipPrince]

Rich won't accept im currently cursed.

6 things have happened to me today which never usually happen.

None of these are thinly veiled anything, brags, bad beats stories, just stfu.

These are the reasons why i am currently under a curse:

1) I tried to deposit £200 on betfair to have on Portsmouth at home to Leicester @ 2.98 and it wudnt let me even though i have a lot more than that in my bank.
They won 6-1. I was absolutely steaming, i had been going on about that bet all week to anyone who would listen.

2) I went to Gala Casino to play the £20 rebuy. I tried to get money out of the cash machine and it was out of order (i think i broke it).
I tried to get money from the woman behind the cage and she decided my card was bent and she didn't want to risk it breaking the machine (its hardly bent, works fine)
So i had to trundle half a mile in the pouring rain to the nearest outdoor cash machine. It worked, if it didnt i think i could be dead right now.

3) I went to play poker and lost with AK v AQ aipf then exited in a massive aipf pot with AA v AT when two tens rolled straight off.

4) I fancied a snack on the way home so stopped off at the 24 hour garage. Everyone was happily queuing and enjoying their evening when 4 blacks walk in and start threatening everyone and talking in rap slang. I ignored them and tried to look hard but the women were all very scared. I thought they were going to rob the place, actually im pretty sure they didnt pay for their stuff.

5) I get home and play Moody on msn at minesweeper. I have something like a 29-1 record against him at this game. As soon as i select a square the biggest opening of all time comes into play and he charges into a 16-0 lead before i get back to the board.

6) I log off my computer and go watch tv in the lounge and come back to see the 2nd most deadliest virus on the internet has somehow hit my computer even tho i wasnt online!!! Thats taken me the last 2 hours to get rid of.

Thinking of staying well away from Elland Road tomorrow.

Cheers for the text mate.

[RED-DOG]

Did you refuse to buy one of those tinny flower things from a gypo in the street?

If so, this is the way to undo the curse...

Abduct her at knifepoint and throw her into the boot of your car. Drive to Dover and get across the channel to France. Once in Calais put the word out that you have Gyspsy witch.  Before you know it, the locals will take her off your hands for sacrifice to the 'Great Sarkozy'...once she's back in Romania all curses are null and void *



*always read the small print. Your home may be at risk from gangs of Lithuanians whilst you are away on this mission.

Sigh...

[redsimon]

Did you refuse to buy one of those tinny flower things from a gypo in the street?

If so, this is the way to undo the curse...

Abduct her at knifepoint and throw her into the boot of your car. Drive to Dover and get across the channel to France. Once in Calais put the word out that you have Gyspsy witch.  Before you know it, the locals will take her off your hands for sacrifice to the 'Great Sarkozy'...once she's back in Romania all curses are null and void *



*always read the small print. Your home may be at risk from gangs of Lithuanians whilst you are away on this mission.

Sigh...

I'm just hoping he accidently missed the smiley at the end of his post after his previous one about killing "argies"

[Claw75]

Did you refuse to buy one of those tinny flower things from a gypo in the street?

If so, this is the way to undo the curse...

Abduct her at knifepoint and throw her into the boot of your car. Drive to Dover and get across the channel to France. Once in Calais put the word out that you have Gyspsy witch.  Before you know it, the locals will take her off your hands for sacrifice to the 'Great Sarkozy'...once she's back in Romania all curses are null and void *



*always read the small print. Your home may be at risk from gangs of Lithuanians whilst you are away on this mission.

Sigh...

I'm just hoping he accidently missed the smiley at the end of his post after his previous one about killing "argies"

Jeesus, do people HAVE to put smiley faces/lol's etc after things to indicate that it is a joke for you? Or whenever a joke is made would you like a PM explaining the why's and wherefores explaining/breaking down the joke for you?

if the joke is in particularly bad taste or potentially offensive, then maybe don't post it on here at all, smiley or not. You must have known when you made that post that Tom in particular would find it offensive.