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I'm looking to sell half of my action in the following 5 comps all mostly being played at DTD over the next couple of 5 weeks.

The reason for asking for staking is that I did my knackers last week at the casino so I don't want to spend any more on gambling if I bust the lot I want £600 left over to pay for alcohol to make me feel better.

The comps I'll be playing are:

Saturday 9th October - DTD £224 1 day 15k guaranteed

Saturday 16th October - DTD £336 2 day 40k guaranteed

Saturday 23rd October - APAT Pro league £250 GUKPT seat added for winner

Saturday 30th October - DTD £58 grands prix 2 day 40k guaranteed

Saturday 6th November - DTD £336 2 day 100k guaranteed


Total package comes to just over £1200. Selling at just under 1:1 to keep numbers simple so 5% for £60 or 10% for £120


I'll be playing them all no matter what but ideally I'll sell about 50% if there's interest.

As per my previous staking thing I may or may not be pissed while playing. To be fair the one we got a return on last time was the one where I was the most smashed.

I won't split any of this up. Selling as the full package only. Payout is based on total cashes and your % will carry through if I somehow bink another GUKPT seat. Please note that should I bink the APAT league which carries a 20k package that is NOT included.

Money must be received by 3pm Saturday unless you're someone I know well because that's when the first comp starts.

As before. Don't bother flaming or criticizing in any way because I don't care. Don't ask for any further details because I can't be bothered.

Don't ask for my hendon mob cus it's crap anyway (although slightly better than before). Don't ask for OPR for similar reasons.

In return for your investment I promise a full report for each tournament along the lines of  :) or :(

Pretty much take it or leave it again to be honest.

Love you all.

Matt

xx

PS: I'll reserve 10% for a banned blonde who's had a few slices before. You know who you are. Text me if you want a piece.

PPS: I'd prefer money in cash or bank transfer if possible. If I get it on stars or tilt I might as well just burn it cus I'll just spew it.

5% gone via text to Papertits.

5% pls

Booked.

Thanks mate.

0% please

Booked.

5% pls

Booked.

We have a new team developing for volume 2.

make it 10 titty

Booked.

20% gone 30% left.

5 pls

I'll take 5%...

5% please ..ok to bring it this weekend to DtD?

This is what I came in to post  ;tk;



rotflmfao

Booked mate

Cheers

Booked.

Thanks.

Booked.

Yes that's fine Simon. Thanks a lot.

any left???

5% pls

bank transfer good?

0.5% please.

I'll take whatever is left, if any at all?

Btw, I want a shot of single barrel as well! Thanks.

5% please. I intend to pay, and collect, in alcoholic beverages.

lol how can u refuse this offer?!?!

Booked mate.

Cheers

Nope.

Sorry Sunny it's all gone.

Thankfully it's only the staking that's gone. There's polenty single barrel there for next time you're in Notts.

Norrrrrr

Dev'd that it's gone before MrK got involved.

Will do some alcohol at the weekend if you're about mate.

Right I think I've sold out. Team Pie for this series of comps is:

Me - 45%

Greekstein - 5% - PAID

Outragous76 - 5% - PAID

Sovietsong - 5% - PAID

Amatay - 5% - PAID

MC - 5% - PAID

RedSimon - 5% - PAID

PaulHo - 5% - PAID

Rooks - 10%

OMG James "Mfckin" Keys!!!!!! - 5% - PAID

OMFG Grrrrrpreet "Sunny" Nagi - 5% - PAID

shipped

I sent the money via online banking for me and amatay.

gl tittypants.

Saturday 16th October - DTD £336 2 day 40k guaranteed


this event isn't taking place, Matt

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Top grimming :D

Ok so the £336 on the 16th is cancelled.

There's 3 options with this as I see it.

1 - I play a few extra comps which amount to £336. First one would be tonight's £67, 2nd would be the £112 on Sunday. If this happens I'll obviously keep you informed on here of exactly what I'm playing.

2 - Forget the £336 and I return the appropriate amount of each stakees money.

3 - Carry it through to whenever the next £336 deepstack is that I can make. (Probably early december)

4 - Cancel the whole thing and I return all the money.

5 - Any other ideas you may have.

Each individual can make their own choice on what they would like to do. It'll be a bit of admin on my part but that's not a problem.

Ideally for me we go with option 1. It gives us a few more comps, spreads the risk and let's me do more comprehensive reports.

Let me know on here what you'd like to do.

Fuck spreading the risk.  Personally, I'd rather you did it in the next £336 mate because I want a share of when you bink £30k, not coming 1st in the nightly comp for £914.88p. I don't care about getting £150 etc back of my £120 investment. I want BINK or nothing.

Or just take the £336 and spend every penny in that tittybar in Derby and provide a report with pictures.

Happy with whatever you choose though because I love your shiny head

I worry about you mate, just sell Keys Cos's share ldo

That makes sense.

Tell you what, there's a £330 in Blackpool during the GUKPT. I could try to play that. I say try because I might go out and get smashed instead.

If you really want a bink I'll just play the WU/Million on stars on one Sunday.

Also don't mind if Keys wants 5 of my 10 because I love him too.

prefer it if u play a 300 tbh or biggish tourney £150+



or just buy lots alcohol and get smashed

Sod the poker. Are people happy to stake people just to go out and get wasted? :)

Can sumbody stake me into a pie eating contest?

20% pls.

Not people who write on the internet in blue font, people with tittyheads who like like women with fake boobs.

Bit tricky mate. Sunny asked before Keys so wouldn't be fair on him.

If you want to let Keys have half that's up to you to sort with him directly.

Appreciate it though. To be honest the more people in this the better. More people to send rubz to when I lose.

Will just put that £336 on hold for now.

If it comes down it I can always just grim you all so there's no panic to sort anything just yet.

 

Sigh didn't know and already gave it to Keys.

Ive thought of another solution though - sell another 5% to Lady Na-gaga and sorted.

But then I'd only have 45% and that would suck ass.

Purely psychological tittypants. Its not much different from 50%. learnt that in maths.

Lol, no worries Mr Pie. I might use the money instead to come and anti-rail you instead!! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Drinking + anti railing > Railing and winning £0.

(gl really!)

Nah fuck it mate.

If you want in you're in for 5%

OMFG!!!!

Just had confirmation that Grrrrrpreet "Sunny" Nagi is in!!!

The team is complete.

Just need Outragous Johnson to pay up and we're rockin'!!!

Someone sell me a mini piece of action. Feel left out on the losing money thing.

You can buy 100% of my 0% for £125 if you wish....it cant fail

Ok, i need to run it past Matt 1st tho. Will be in touch.

I will sell 1% for steak and a coffee at dtd

who's Matt?

Don't know if I'm gonna play the £200 now.

Just played the comp tonight and was down 10k from the chip race at the break.

Cameras get checked etc. Big delays.

TD tells me that they see me count my chips and tell dealer it's 81k but it's not conclusive. If they give me my 10k there's too many chips in play so in order to be fair they can't give me them back!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!

You know when you 100% know exactly how many chips you had and then get told you can't have them!!!!!

Total fucking bullshit!!!!! I wish I'd not counted the fuckers. At least then there'd be doubt so I wouldn't mind.

Might feel better about it in the morning after a long walk to chill out but atm I can't face the place.

If I don't play tomorrow I'll cancel the whole thing and ship all the money straight back. If I'm still feeling like I am now there's no point playing.

Will let you all know.

Rob getting revenge for you hating dtd imo.

Seriously tho matt- if there's a discrepency there's nothing the cardroom can do. It's happened to me before in a couple of places.

Yeah. Just needed to have a rant and get it off my chest.

Feeling better already after half an hour of low grade internet porn.

Looks like game on!!!!!!

Good lad. see you 2moz

nonsense, of course they can otherwise they might as well just give out random amounts when colouring up and it`d be pointless anyone counting their stacks when they went on a break

I`ve had the exact same thing happen to me at dtd in the early days, luckily I could tell them the exact amount of my stack as I always tap it into my phone when going on break and other players said they were sure I had more so I got given the chips

what I`d like to see them do is get one player to buy up all the small chips like at so many other venues. then 8 of the 9 stacks at the table don`t even need to be touched, they just leave their odds at the front for the race, and the player who`s bought up all the chips knows exactly how much he`s got in small chips. after colouring up the new chips are left seperate in front of his stack so can be checked in like 2 seconds.

much less chance for mistakes that way than having every stack in the tourney messed with at once

Ok so next time I'll tap in my phone that I have 20k extra and kick up a fuss so they give me extra chips?

nah, won`t work for you george, unfortunately they can use your comment that there`s nothing they can do against you

Yeah but u see my point? Happens in tournaments all over the world I imagine. I mean not every table has a camera on it. If your chip stack doesn't check out it's just tough.

They checked the cameras but apparently they "weren't conclusive"

2 of us actually lost chips. 10k each, the 2 big stacks on the table.

TD did a full chip count and said there were the right amount of chips at the table so tough shit.

It actually made it worse when he said "we could see you counting your stack and telling the dealer how much you had"

Meh whatever. Sean, one of the dealers there had been sat next to me all night. He was the other one who lost chips. He ko'd me AA vs AK on the bubble and went on to chop it HU which is consolation enough for me cus he's a top bloke.

Obv it#s shit when it happens to you matt. I've had it happen before but there is nothing they can really do. What do you think happened?

Not got a clue mate to be honest. Everybody's stacks looked about right to me. I had a good idea of stack sizes because we were 5 handed one off the bubble and I was cautious of reshoves.

Didn't look like they'd given our chips to someone else on our table and I can't see how it's possible to give them to the other table.

I had 14k in 100's so there was a lot of chipping up to do on my stack. When I got back I'd been chipped up with 40k in purples so they'd taken a lot of my greens as well. I guess there was just a counting error somewhere.

Obviously it shouldn't happen but it does. I've watched them do it before and it doesn't always inspire confidence when they're taking off one stack and putting back on another.

I've pretty much managed to convince myself that I counted my stack 3 times and just counted wrong every time.

I think I might start taking a pic of my stack before chip races. Presumably then they'll just say "that could be a stack from a different comp, there's nothing we can do about it".

Would I be within my rights to demand to stay in the tournament area whilst the race was being done to oversee my stack?

Like Gatso says, what's the point counting your stack if they can do what they want to it?

In UKIPT tourneys you're allowed to stay while they chip up

I wasn't suggesting that the fact I'd recorded the amount was the reason they gave me the chips back, it just meant I could tell them the exact amount that was missing. I can't actually remember what happened, think they may have gone away and counted the colouring up chips and found they had too many by the exact amount I was short

how did they know how many chips should be on your table?

wiiiiii tittyhead is in the last 4 of the 200 at deeteeedeeeee

mmmmmmmmmmmmm i love steak pie

looks like matt bust 4th for £1710. wp titty

[ ] makes sense

Tournament report:

Meh.

£1710 shipped. No tips. Dealers didn't do me any favours so f**k 'em :D

Nice to have a profit locked after comp one. Need some run good on final if I get another one.

Onwards and upwards.

wiiiiiiiiiii nice one

Wiiiiiiiiiii

Sigh....

Guys.

Probably playing the £112, 8k guaranteed tomorrow.

Same turbo structure as today's comp. Not quite such good value as no sats or added seats from other comps. Still good value though.

If you want this included and deducted from the £336 we've got from next week's cancelled comp let me know.

Majority wins. Anyone not voting doesn't get a say. Anybody who's banned hasn't paid yet so doesn't get a say anyway.

If you don't want it make sure you say no because just 1 yes will take it.

Whatever happens it's either everybody in or everybody out.

Pie's decision is final. Anybody not happy about the decision can have their profit and remaining stake money returned and gtfo.

If I decide not to play tough s**t.

yes

Lol, unlucky sir.

I'm happy for you to do whatever you like, just make me a billionaire , thanks.

\


+1

if u wanna play it then play it

what tourney is on next week instead of the 300?

nice result fish. play whatever u want m8

Sigh, if id have seen this on Friday when the vip game was running i could have shipped u as many steaks and coffees as u wanted! lol

Now hes done a bink i suppose i can gtfo.

Nice start Matt  ;applause;

+1

Cheers guys.

Still not sure what I'm going to do today but if I play it'll be on the stake.

It's all visible on DTD obviously so if you see my name there I'm in.

Anon urself imo

On way to DTD now.

Should just catch the end of level 2 for buying in and only losing 225 chips.

10% pls.

Nice start,wpwp

N1 mate in future if there are any votes I second what cos says.

Comp 2 Report:
:(

To my lovely staking team.

I'm considering playing at Luton on Saturday to make up the other £224 that we need.

It's a £220 comp so if I play I'll get to grim you all for a % of 4 quid which is a bonus.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=50051.0

Should be quite a nice comp with not too many runners and the added value of a champion of champions seat.

Only downside is it's in Luton so my expenses will be considerably more than if I'd played the planned comp at DTD. Travel + 2 days kennels for Ronnie = about £80 to £100.

As I'm only in for 45% it makes it a £90 comp for me and I can't justify £100 expenses for that.

The option is to take £100 out of our profit so far to cover my costs. That is OUR profit, not YOUR profit so would be your % of £100.

If everyone's happy with this I'll probably do it. If anyone isn't happy please let me know and I'll buy up your share for this particular comp.

Don't feel bad about saying no to this either. By asking for expenses I'm effectively selling this comp at about 1.6 which we all know is way above expectation for a player of my limited abilities. That is why I'm more than happy to buy up your shares and there will be no hard feelings whatsoever.

I need to know off everyone what they want to do on this one please as it is a bit out of the ordinary.

Cheers

Matt

so ur asking me to pay 5 english pounds to cover your expenses?? What a fkin cheek!!!

Do whatever fish, although i'll only be happy if you at least finish in top 3. top 5 is borderine acceptable. glgl

Just a little extra note.

If this goes ahead as part of the stake anyone who doesn't want in will have their % of £224 returned.

Cheers.

Are you on crack?
Have you seen what the £100 at DTD is GTD at?
DTD Overlay >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Free Halal Samosa>>>>>>>>>>>>>1 Chump of Flumps Seat

Lol. It sounds so fucking petty when you put it like that :D

Try to look at it more as I'm asking you to buy me a double JD in return for me having to spend time in Luton.

Lol. Just had a look.

It's a £50 guaranteed at £15k

200 fish to get through though.

Think I'm better off at 1.6 in Luton than 0.7 amongst the DTD terribles.

Lol

I was looking at the wrong week, too much crack.  :'( Thought it was the £100 gteed at £30k, i can see a com £8k overlay on that?

How do you work out your 1.6 and 0.7?  :D

No workings out mate. Just the first numbers that came to me :)

Actually that's not true. If I play luton I'm making the stakers pay for Ronnie's 5 star kennel fees as well as the ridiculous amount of fuel that my gas guzzler consumes.

That means I'm effectively selling at about 1.6

DTD comp will not have 300 runners.

Probably 200 I'd guess meaning you're playing £50 for a £75 comp which is roughly 0.7

i dont mind what u do as long as u win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry to disappoint, but Matt has no chance at Luton. The standard of play there is much higher than at DTD. Avi & Evil Edna (combined age 160) will own him.

Edna owned him in a Cash-Game there previously. Think it went £3 £3, £3, then Matt made it £810, Edna snap-called.

I squeezed to 5k on Sunday (my Button) to punish the limpers, & Edna in the SB re-squeezed me. She only had 5,700 total, so I decided to gamble for the extra 700 into 14,000. She had 5-2.

I am impressed by your maths here.

im happy you play luton

is the ToC seat inlcuded in stake going forward if you bink hard?

Yup.

Thankyou. I'm equally impressed by your punctuation.

Your?

You're impressed by my maths.

I'm impressed by your punctuation.

No no, that not what i meant! When i put your? i meant you are? with sarcasm and everything.

P.s. Surely paying £50 for a £75 comp makes you 1.5 straight away?

Nope. It means we're only paying 0.66666666666667 for the comp so I'd effectively be selling at 0.66666666666667

In the Luton comp I'm charging more than spot by selling at approx 1.6 to cover the expensive kennels I put my spoilt dog in.

If you want to look at it in terms of payouts then yes I'm getting 1.5 on any payouts.

Depends how you look at it i suppose.

Wrong' again s¬urely depends on weather theyre point of view is the same as y'o;u'r'e'z?

Shit, Im turning into frickin SofaKing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Matt if your car suffers any damage on the way to or from Luton, please take the cost of the damages from the profits.

If you want a massage while you're in the comp, just charge this to the stake.

I'm in btw :)

If you're prepared to go Luton two weekends in a row then you can charge whatever premium you want. :)

In.

Looks like everybody's ok with me playing this.

Not heard from Rooks but he still doesn't get a say because he hasn't paid so I'll just put him in anyway.

Not heard from MC but I'll assume he's in because he seems more of a follower than a leader.

Heading off to the luxury kennels first thing then on to Luton where it is my sole intention to win the lot.

Ronnie would like to thank you all for contributing to his weekend at a kennel once described in a magazine article as "a place so good you're tempted to send your pooch off to Portugal while you stay there yourself".

Lollll, kinda true I guess.

Do whatever man, congrats on the initial binkage btw. glglgl in whatever you decide to play...

Comp 3 report.

:(

Nevermind a comp report,hows the dog enjoying life ? :) Epic staking threads  ;tightend;

what did u decide to do?

Gl in day 2 buddy win it all

+1

There sure is a day 2 :D

To Paul Ho. I decided to let Ronnie have the super deluxe package for a change while I was in Luton. I assume this was what you wanted to know?

Just registered for the APAT pro at Luton next weekend. I expect to do quite well in this because I'll be absolutely steaming.

Meeting Eck and the Mole at about 7 on the Friday and getting on it. Hopkin joining us as well when he can get there so carnage should ensue. All obviously beneficial in my preparation for this tournament.

So 3 comps gone and 3 to go. Total returns so far £1710 minus Ronnie's super deluxe kennel.

Comps remaining:

23/10 - APAT pro at Luton £250
30/10 - DTD Grand prix - £58 (£40k guarantee)
6/11 - DTD deepstack - £336 (£100k guarantee)

Would be nice to get another cheeky little score somewhere. Roll on next Saturday.

Well done at Luton yesterday, Matt.

I can honestly say, I've never so owned a player at a Table as I did you, yesterday.

I love you.

PS - That MIGHT have been my lifetime first 5-bet. I'm so proud.

Are you going to put me out of my misery and tell me what you had?

I thought I was turning my hand in to a bluff when I made the 4 bet but I wasn't deep enough to flat and see a flop.

If you had air I'm truly impressed. WP that man.

If you stop & go me, instead of 4-betting pre, it's 90% certain to be your Pot, you know how weak I am!

I KNEW you'd make a move on me, & had steeled myself to re-shove, come what may, if you did.

PS - Bit of a sick exit you had, which was a shame, (why does 5-2 fail to hold so often?) as it was a fun Tourney, & your presence helped in that respect. Plus, I get to own you for a bit longer.

unsiociable bastards. why you not coming out with everyone else?

Why you not coming out with us?

because you're not going somewhere with hen parties and £1.50 drinks

How could you possibly know that?

probs saw it on tv. that's where most things I know come from

Comp 4 report: :)

Didn't win anything but I had fun with Hopkin, Eck and the Mole on Friday night so I can't find it in me to post an unhappy smiley.

Also managed to find a strip club in Luton which was a very pleasant surprise.

Only 2 more to go. Grand prix and £100k deepstack.

Will be trying to bink gents. GL us.

Comp 5 is tomorrow at 1pm.

Got a fantastic seat draw so I'm very optimistic about it already.

Table 13 is basically one of the closest there is to the bar. I feel like we've already won.

You are a Legend!

No joy in the grand prix but I did manage to get ridiculously drunk which was nice.

Last comp is the £336, £100k guaranteed next Saturday which I will be putting in maximum effort and probably staying sober.

Gl rounding this stake of with a bang dude!

Going back for day 2. Only got 10 bigs but you never know.

Going to be needing some bank details whatever happens so can you start pm'ing them soonish.

Cheers and good luck us tomorrow. We're gonna need it.

gl bud - short stack ninja all the way!

gl


i remember sackitoff was pretty short and hewent onto win it

glglgl

Well steak pie vol II is all over. Thought we had a chance of a bink today in the deepstack but alas it ended with a £1215 cash for 18th. I folded a hand with about 1bb in my stack after losing a big pot because there was a guy all in on another table. That was good for a £465 ladder which was nice. I don't think I've grinded a comp as much in my life. I didn't get above average at any stage after level 2. Really hard work but thorougly enjoyable.

So according to my calculations we've got the following to distribute amongst the team.

£1710 (DTD £224) + £1215 (DTD deepstack) - £70 (Ronnie's luxury 5 star kennel)

Total winnings = £2855

Shares will be paid out as follows:

Me - 45% = £1284.75

Greekstein - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx.

Outragous76 - 5% - £142.75

Sovietsong - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

Amatay - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

MC - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

RedSimon - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

PaulHo - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

Rooks - 10% - £285.50 - £120 (Cus he hasn't paid) = £165.50 - Sent via bank tx.

OMG James "Mfckin" Keys!!!!!! - 5% - £142.75 - Sent via bank tx

OMFG Grrrrrpreet "Sunny" Nagi - 5% - £142.75

Would've been nice to get a bit more but at least we cleared a little profit.

Need bank details for everyone above that I've not sent to yet.

Can send on stars or tilt if you prefer. Just let me know.

Well played m8! Was there all weekend but never got the chance to chat ? Nevermind Blackpool?

Got 300 posts can post on here now ! woheyyyyyyy

You can join Steak Pie Vol III when it comes out mate.

Will be at Blackpool on Thursday. Will make sure to catch up.

Steak Pie volume three info asap please.

Well played mate - enjoy the seaside.

WP Matt,plz teach me how to win live.

play the one dayers monda
play exactly like the 90s on tilt
ppl cant call or shove right to save their lives!