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Title: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The-Crow on December 22, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary

Best QM in a Sheep Quiz

Worst QM in a Sheep Quiz

Grimmer of the year award

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )

Best Mod

Funniest story award

Fellowship award ( Tikay )

Best Movie of the year

Best TV show of the year


You  may of course propose other award catagories, I will add them to the list such as

Plonker of the year award  ( Claw75 )

The Biggest Degenerate of the year

The Sadly Missed award ( Lazaroonie )

Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins

This is the Official website for the Golden Nest awards.Voting closes at midnight new years eye. Votes cast after this time will not be counted but may be charged at your local rate. Mobile internet users will be charged considerably more.People using laptops will have their votes deleted for being clever. People who vote twice will only be allowed one vote. Any new catagories must be seconded and applied for in writing with documented proof and photographs must be included.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: pleno1 on December 22, 2010, 01:00:16 AM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary

Monda

Best QM in Sheep Quiz

Snortttt

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz

Gatso?

Grimmer of the year award

Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )

neverbluff67

Best Mod

Funniest story award

ChipRich - but cant say more

Fellowship award ( Tikay )

Tighty

Best Movie of the year

Inception

Best TV show of the year

Take me out



Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 22, 2010, 08:38:53 AM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary
Everyones but Greekys

Best QM in Sheep Quiz
Never ever looked at at thread

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz
Greeky

Grimmer of the year award
Blatch  ;tightend;

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )
Tighty

Best Mod
Tighty

Funniest story award
Chiprich story ainec

Fellowship award ( Tikay )
Tighty

Best Movie of the year
Kick Ass

Best TV show of the year
Lost



Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2010, 10:05:57 AM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary - Mondatoo (& Red Dog when he updates!)

Best QM in Sheep Quiz - STUPID CATEGORY

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz - STUPID CATEGORY

Grimmer of the year award - lol can only be blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo ) - For live poker - Flushy, Jake and Toby, for online - Jack Ellwood

(Newcomer to forum award - James Keys and Pea Lenno)

Best Mod - Prewdiepants and Celdonk

Funniest story award - Gotta be the Chiprich story!

Fellowship award ( Tikay ) - Tighty

Best Movie of the year - Schindler's Fist, Lord of the G Strings, Throbin Hood.

Best TV show of the year - INBETWEENERS



Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Nakor on December 22, 2010, 10:47:51 AM
Best Diary
Red-Dog

Best QM in Sheep Quiz
McSnort

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz
Boshi

Grimmer of the year award
Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )
Monda

Best Mod
Tighty

Funniest story award
Any Greek "I lost chunks" story ;)

Fellowship award ( Tikay )
Trumper

Best Movie of the year
Kick Ass

Best TV show of the year
Lost


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2010, 10:56:24 AM
Funniest story award
Any Greek "I lost chunks" story ;)

ffs!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: thetank on December 22, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Best Diary

Colchester Kev

Grimmer of the Year

blatch

Fellowship Award

Tightend

That's about it


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: thetank on December 22, 2010, 11:29:00 AM
Maybe best RSQ to kinboshi for legendary questions, setting new bar.

Best mod to AndrewT, not so much because he's the best mod (although I'm sure he's fine enough) but because I want to nominate him for something coz he's a kick ass poster and the distinct lack of appropriate categories for me to do so in is farcical. Farce

Best blonde to mond, just coz I took him off best diary to give that to Colchester Kev


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: gatso on December 22, 2010, 11:34:49 AM
most bizarre selection of categories in an end of year awards thread. the-crow


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: thetank on December 22, 2010, 11:40:28 AM
Would like to propose some additional categories, and give my nominations.

Best rapper of the year : Dave Shoelace

Best Longy of the year : MC

Best gatso of the year :
claw75


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: gatso on December 22, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
wiiiiiiiii. I'm a category. I've never been prouder


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 22, 2010, 11:52:47 AM

wiiiiiiiii. I'm a category. I've never been prouder

I'm not sure if I should be proud or annoyed for being nominated for it though...


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: TightEnd on December 22, 2010, 11:53:18 AM
Worst QM in Sheep Quiz - I never thought I would give an answer here that isn't Laxie, but Delboy wins this


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 22, 2010, 11:55:24 AM
Best Diary
Red-Dog

Best QM in Sheep Quiz
Kinboshi

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz
Sharplea

Grimmer of the year award
Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )
Monda

Best Mod
me, Gatso and Laxie

Funniest story award
gonna come back to this one later

Fellowship award ( Tikay )
Tighty

Best Movie of the year
Camp Rock 2 - the final jam

Best TV show of the year
Lost


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: gatso on December 22, 2010, 11:59:18 AM

wiiiiiiiii. I'm a category. I've never been prouder

I'm not sure if I should be proud or annoyed for being nominated for it though...

def proud. I've dominated the best gatso category for years. breaking my monopoly would be a huge achievement


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: thetank on December 22, 2010, 12:22:45 PM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Longy on December 22, 2010, 12:25:44 PM
Would like to propose some additional categories, and give my nominations.

Best rapper of the year : Dave Shoelace

Best Longy of the year : MC

Best gatso of the year :
claw75

Congrats James, or maybe not ;carlocitrone;


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Linux on December 22, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Best Diary - Monda

Best QM in Sheep Quiz - No idea

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz - No idea

Grimmer of the year award - Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo ) - patonius2000

Best Mod - Robert HM

Funniest story award - DEFINITELY THE RICHARD HARE INCIDENT

Fellowship award ( Tikay ) - tikay

Best Movie of the year - Inception

Best TV show of the year - The League


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Horneris on December 22, 2010, 05:10:11 PM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary
Adrian Mole

Best QM in Sheep Quiz
WTF does this mean

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz
WTF does this mean

Grimmer of the year award
Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )
Blatch/Action Man

Best Mod
Tightend (worst mod Kinboshi)

Funniest story award
The ChipRich story has to win this hands down

Fellowship award ( Tikay )
Frodo

Best Movie of the year
Inception

Best TV show of the year
Lost


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ChipRich on December 22, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
wtf is the ChipRich story!?!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
wtf is the ChipRich story!?!

Thought u of all people would want it quiet mate. Don't ask again though, or someone (most likely me) might just say it.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ChipRich on December 22, 2010, 05:45:48 PM
ah, obv some inside joke iv got no clue about.

sigh


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: TheChipPrince on December 22, 2010, 06:04:10 PM
ah, obv some inside joke iv got no clue about.

sigh

Had a PM, lolz, how the fk did you manage that mate?!  Epic!  :D


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Amatay on December 22, 2010, 06:07:41 PM
wtf is the ChipRich story!?!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: George2Loose on December 22, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary Monda

Best QM in Sheep Quiz

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz

Grimmer of the year award Blatch- sigh

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo ) girgy

Best Mod tighty

Funniest story award chiprich story obv just LOL

Fellowship award ( Tikay ) Red Dog

Best Movie of the year Inception

Best TV show of the year Lost



Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The Camel on December 22, 2010, 06:24:47 PM
Link to Chip Rich story plz


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Delboy on December 22, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
Best Diary
Mondatooooooo

Best QM in Sheep Quiz
Kinboshi

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz
 ;hide;

Grimmer of the year award
Blatch

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo )
Mondatooooooo

Best Mod
Andrew T

Funniest story award
Paul Ho's Staking contract

Fellowship award ( Tikay )
Tighty

Best Movie of the year
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON


Best TV show of the year
Downton Abbey


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: mondatoo on December 22, 2010, 06:46:20 PM


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: mondatoo on December 22, 2010, 06:50:31 PM
Nominations are invited for the end of year awards

Catagories

Best Diary -  Tikay's diary

Best QM in Sheep Quiz - Delboy

Worst QM in Sheep Quiz - Delboy

Grimmer of the year award - Me

Best Blonde ( Flushy must win it imo ) - For poker achievement - Flushy,For posting - Tank

Best Mod - Celtic

Funniest story award - ChipRich one I hope.

Fellowship award ( Tikay ) - Tighty,surely at Tikay's age he most of already won it 15 times.

Best Movie of the year - The Hangover (don't think it was this year but it's still the best)

Best TV show of the year -Dexter



Post your votes on here and a Mod will decide who wins


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: KarmaDope on December 22, 2010, 07:03:54 PM

Oh, and thanks for not all nominating me for worst RSQ QM ever, feel honoured that there's actually somebody worse than me!! ;)


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2010, 07:48:13 PM
Ok I know a lot of the blonde lads will know this already but as most don't and Rich has so dangerously basically dared me to post this I'll post the basic deals of the story.

One friday I go up to Luton and meet Rooks. Think it was Feb time and I know me and Brent referenced it in a thread somewhere but no-one picked up on it.

Me and Rooks headed to Leeds where we were staying with Brent, Rich and Dave. On the saturday night we have a big night out in town planned, with Middy and Linux there too as well as some of the shrewdies mates. Can't even remember their names.

We obviously end up in the casino and this guy with 3 dolly birds asks me and Rooks at the roulette table if any of us want to take a bird back for the night. We ask him how much for Rich and pay the man in chips and send the tall asian/chinese/thai looking one of the girls over to chat to him. Rich is pretty battered and just sitting at blackjack with Dave and a few others, giving Dave the antirail with Moody. She starts chatting to Rich and after a couple of minutes they get up to leave.

As they leave we all start fistpumping and doing the 'one finger in the air' stuff. We leave for the flat and go back in silently. Jones peaks through Rich's door and see's something he's rather not have.

To cut a long story short, this girl was giving Rich some pleasure when Shrewdie took her top off. After the top, naturally the skirt ensued. This wasn't just any woman. In fact, it wasn't a woman at all.

Rich, being drunk and already with wood, let her finish. As she-he left, the scenes were epic.

Sorry Shrewdie, wasn't gonna say anything.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Cf on December 22, 2010, 08:00:17 PM
BoB


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ChipRich on December 22, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
hahahahaahaha great (made up) story.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ChipRich on December 22, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
plus. we'd never let you within 2 miles of where we live!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 22, 2010, 08:42:15 PM
Hahahah brent told me about this ages ago


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: celtic on December 22, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Wasn't this posted on the forum before? i remember reading it or being told about it? Might have have been jonesy that told me?


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2010, 08:49:39 PM
Wasn't this posted on the forum before? i remember reading it or being told about it? Might have have been jonesy that told me?

think me and jones told u at the bar at dtd when we went up at the beginning of the year?


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Horneris on December 22, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
Rich begged and begged us to keep it off the forum but i told Paul Ho, Dunk, Sovietsong etc at the time on msn.

Can confirm its true as can all of those mentioned. It was the best moment of my life when i saw 'her' and Rich getting jiggy with it, i knew he would never be able to live it down and trust me he won't!!!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: pokerfan on December 22, 2010, 10:00:15 PM
Chiprich for HOF.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ChipRich on December 22, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
Rich begged and begged us to keep it off the forum but i told Paul Ho, Dunk, Sovietsong etc at the time on msn.

Can confirm its true as can all of those mentioned. It was the best moment of my life when i saw 'her' and Rich getting jiggy with it, i knew he would never be able to live it down and trust me he won't!!!


hush clown, your making it too obvious it aint true.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Nakor on December 22, 2010, 10:31:51 PM
Does not matter if true or not, tis a great story.

WP all concerned


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The Camel on December 23, 2010, 12:03:31 AM
Sounds like the sequel The Crying Game!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Robert HM on December 23, 2010, 12:58:17 AM
To be honest, if this story is true it shows little regard for others. A friend was set up by conspiritors and ended up having his sexuality questioned etc etc and not one frigging picture. Shame on you!


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2010, 03:54:13 AM

Grimmer of the year award - Me


lol wp


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 23, 2010, 04:19:07 AM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category

yyyyy?


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: thetank on December 23, 2010, 09:10:03 AM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category

yyyyy?

coz you've been 3 of the most awesomest posters on the blonde pokers this year


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2010, 09:52:43 AM
can someone start a rival awards with proper categories pls?  technolog told me he was gonna nominate me for POTY and I want to find out if he was telling the truth


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: TightEnd on December 23, 2010, 12:01:59 PM

Best TV show of the year
Downton Abbey


PMSL your Lordship


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Longy on December 23, 2010, 04:27:36 PM
can someone start a rival awards with proper categories pls?  technolog told me he was gonna nominate me for POTY and I want to find out if he was telling the truth

I was going to do it, but Crow beat me to it.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: technolog on December 23, 2010, 07:05:17 PM
can someone start a rival awards with proper categories pls?  technolog told me he was gonna nominate me for POTY and I want to find out if he was telling the truth

Of course I was telling the truth and I'm a little bit hurt that you'd doubt me :(


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: technolog on December 23, 2010, 07:06:26 PM
So are there any other nominations or is Claire the only one up for Plonker Of The Year?


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
So are there any other nominations or is Claire the only one up for Plonker Of The Year?

ffs

edit: it's ok, i've forgiven you now xx


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Delboy on December 23, 2010, 10:20:16 PM

Best TV show of the year
Downton Abbey


PMSL your Lordship

lol took some time

:)


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: sofa----king on December 24, 2010, 12:14:29 PM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category

yyyyy?

coz you've been 3 of the most awesomest posters on the blonde pokers this year
Thnq tank
I would like to be nominated for best idea award please


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: RED-DOG on December 24, 2010, 02:17:15 PM

I would like to be nominated for best idea award please


Good idea.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: sovietsong on December 24, 2010, 02:51:42 PM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category

yyyyy?

coz you've been 3 of the most awesomest posters on the blonde pokers this year

Thank you tank v.kind


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The-Crow on December 24, 2010, 05:10:50 PM
A new Catagory for the Blonde Dressing up Silly Award


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: sofa----king on December 24, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
A new Catagory for the Blonde Dressing up Silly Award
That's not a dress up that's normal atire


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The-Crow on December 29, 2010, 10:32:25 PM
clear leaders so far

Best Diary                         monda x 5 / Red-Dog x 2/ ColKev/tikay

Best QM in a Sheep Quiz    snorttt x 2/boshi x 3 / delboy

Worst QM in a Sheep Quiz  gatso/ greeky/ boshi/ Delboy x 3 / sharplea

Grimmer of the year award    Blatch x 9

Best Blonde                 neverbluff67 / Tighty x 3 /Celtic/ Monda x 4 /patonius 2000 /girgy/ Flushy

Best Mod                            Tighty x 5  / Andrew T x 2  /Robert HM / Celtic

Funniest story award            chiprich story x 8 /greekstein/ Paul ho

Fellowship award ( Tikay )     Tighty x 8 / Trumper/ Tikay / Red-Dog

Best Movie of the year           inception x 4 /kick ass x 2/ rock camp/ train yer dragon

Best TV show of the year    / Lost x 5 / inbetweeners/ The league/ downton abbey/  take me out

Plonker of the year award      ( Claw75 )

The Biggest Degenerate       sofa king /paulhouk /sovietsong

The Sadly Missed award        ( Lazaroonie )


Theres still time to vote. Make sure your favorite stays in to the next show.This is the Official website for the Golden Nest awards.Voting closes at midnight new years eye. Votes cast after this time will not be counted but may be charged at your local rate. Mobile internet users will be charged considerably more.People using laptops will have their votes deleted for being clever. People who vote twice will only be allowed one vote. Any new catagories must be seconded and applied for in writing with documented proof and photographs must be included.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Claw75 on December 29, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
are plonker of the year and best gatso the same thing?


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: Cf on December 29, 2010, 10:56:35 PM
I nominate myself for both rsq categories.


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: The-Crow on January 02, 2011, 10:16:33 PM
                                                        And The Winners Are


Best Diary                               Mondatoo

Best QM in a Sheep Quiz           Kinboshi

Worst QM in a Sheep Quiz         Delboy

Grimmer of the year award        Blatch

Best Blonde                            Tighty  ( For working above and beyond the call of duty )

Best Mod                                Tighty  ( For staying up late to get us the latest Live Reports )

Funniest story award                 chiprich story

Fellowship award                       Tighty  ( For  cleaning the Office,turning the lights off and doing the work of 5 men. )

Best Movie of the year               Inception

Best TV show of the year          Lost

The Sadly Missed award             Lazaroonie

Many thanks to all who voted. All prizes are donated to Charity ( This year its" Keep paying Tighty's wages".Charity .gov.org)

Runner up prizes  2nd Place ,A night out with Tikay
                         3rd Place , 2 nights out with Tikay
                        4th Place  , A night out with Richard Orford


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: ACE2M on January 02, 2011, 10:47:11 PM
me


Title: Re: The Golden Nest End of Year Awards
Post by: sofa----king on January 02, 2011, 10:55:06 PM
What's a degenerate???
I know what degenerata is man it makes
depowa man