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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 07:48:13 PM »
Ok I know a lot of the blonde lads will know this already but as most don't and Rich has so dangerously basically dared me to post this I'll post the basic deals of the story.

One friday I go up to Luton and meet Rooks. Think it was Feb time and I know me and Brent referenced it in a thread somewhere but no-one picked up on it.

Me and Rooks headed to Leeds where we were staying with Brent, Rich and Dave. On the saturday night we have a big night out in town planned, with Middy and Linux there too as well as some of the shrewdies mates. Can't even remember their names.

We obviously end up in the casino and this guy with 3 dolly birds asks me and Rooks at the roulette table if any of us want to take a bird back for the night. We ask him how much for Rich and pay the man in chips and send the tall asian/chinese/thai looking one of the girls over to chat to him. Rich is pretty battered and just sitting at blackjack with Dave and a few others, giving Dave the antirail with Moody. She starts chatting to Rich and after a couple of minutes they get up to leave.

As they leave we all start fistpumping and doing the 'one finger in the air' stuff. We leave for the flat and go back in silently. Jones peaks through Rich's door and see's something he's rather not have.

To cut a long story short, this girl was giving Rich some pleasure when Shrewdie took her top off. After the top, naturally the skirt ensued. This wasn't just any woman. In fact, it wasn't a woman at all.

Rich, being drunk and already with wood, let her finish. As she-he left, the scenes were epic.

Sorry Shrewdie, wasn't gonna say anything.
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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 08:00:17 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 08:01:40 PM »
hahahahaahaha great (made up) story.
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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 08:02:32 PM »
plus. we'd never let you within 2 miles of where we live!
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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 08:42:15 PM »
Hahahah brent told me about this ages ago
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« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2010, 08:44:42 PM »
Wasn't this posted on the forum before? i remember reading it or being told about it? Might have have been jonesy that told me?
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2010, 08:49:39 PM »
Quote from: celtic on December 22, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Wasn't this posted on the forum before? i remember reading it or being told about it? Might have have been jonesy that told me?

think me and jones told u at the bar at dtd when we went up at the beginning of the year?
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« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2010, 09:52:12 PM »
Rich begged and begged us to keep it off the forum but i told Paul Ho, Dunk, Sovietsong etc at the time on msn.

Can confirm its true as can all of those mentioned. It was the best moment of my life when i saw 'her' and Rich getting jiggy with it, i knew he would never be able to live it down and trust me he won't!!!
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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2010, 10:00:15 PM »
Chiprich for HOF.
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« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2010, 10:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Horneris on December 22, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
Rich begged and begged us to keep it off the forum but i told Paul Ho, Dunk, Sovietsong etc at the time on msn.

Can confirm its true as can all of those mentioned. It was the best moment of my life when i saw 'her' and Rich getting jiggy with it, i knew he would never be able to live it down and trust me he won't!!!


hush clown, your making it too obvious it aint true.
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« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2010, 10:31:51 PM »
Does not matter if true or not, tis a great story.

WP all concerned
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« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2010, 12:03:31 AM »
Sounds like the sequel The Crying Game!
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« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2010, 12:58:17 AM »
To be honest, if this story is true it shows little regard for others. A friend was set up by conspiritors and ended up having his sexuality questioned etc etc and not one frigging picture. Shame on you!
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« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2010, 03:54:13 AM »
Quote from: mondatoo on December 22, 2010, 06:50:31 PM

Grimmer of the year award - Me


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« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2010, 04:19:07 AM »
Quote from: thetank on December 22, 2010, 12:22:45 PM
also need to give a prize to sofaking, paulhouk and sovietsong. Plus a biggest degen category

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