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Hello to poppet7

 :hello: and ;welcome;

Blonde is great fun, have a look around see for yourself :D

She's a "live one" so watch out!

Hi thanks for the welcome!  :hello:

 :hello:

Watch out, 50 welcome posts coming your way

Hey Poppet :)

Just stomp on the boys :)

They love it...

Hey poppet, welcome to blonde. Truly is an awesome community , i'm newish and learning loads from reading posts on this site. Like the amazing variety of english hang over cures.

Sid Waddell to be the next voice of poker , you heard it here first.

Hello and welcome

Wow thanks for all the nice welcomes, its very friendly here and pretty active! I suppose I better tell you a bit about myself...

I'm 18 years old and live in Canterbury, Kent. I started playing poker after watching it on tv, then went to a tutor night at the casino where i'm a regular lol, started playing and a lovely woman called Ruth took me under her wing and taught me how to be aggressive lol! I'm still a beginner but I love the game and hope to improve!

Thank you all for letting me be part of the forum.

Love Sophie xx  ;cheerleader;

Welcome and enjoy the ride... :D

ditto

51

She's good luck as a railbird, was watched me play a STT and I won it :D :D :D

Your turn now you're watching me!  ;slavedriver;

Job done, well played

 ;karabiner;  :dd: ;karabiner;

 ;applause;I won, I won, I won!;applause;

 :hello: Poppet 7 nice to have you on board, seems you made an impression on the tank allready  ;goodluck;  &  ;welcome;

 ;karabiner;

Well helllllllllllooooooooooooooo!!

greetings and enjoy the site :hello:

dear gods please NOOOOOO >:?

welcome poppet7

Awesome idea.

I once heard him say, 'Taylor's up and down the ockey like an octopus doing the limbo.'

Complete gibberish, but legendary.

I first noticed Waddell when I heard him describe Phil Taylor as Britains greatest living sportsman. Now I know he throws a decent arrow but come on.

lol

Probably not the greatest athlete we have, but maybe sportsman...

Hard to find anyone anywhere in any sport to be so dominant for so long, i agree with waddell on that.

He's like a leopard in the snows of Kilamanjiro, his mother will be chewing the curtains!!


Welcome poppet

lol

I've always like this one:

'When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27.'

My favourite:-

"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength."

is darts a sport? most of the arguments against poker being a sport could apply to non physical activities like darts couldnt they ;scarymoment;

I think darts is physical.

If snooker, archery, clay pigeon shooting, etc are sports, then I don't see why not.

Sid Waddell is a contestant on Mastermind (BBC1) now, I kid you not

So if by using your arm in a repative motion is classed as a sport..Where does this stop?

Non physical?
How so? then i suppose snooker is not a sport either or shooting or a miriad of others.
There is tremendous skill in darts, more so than most other sports IMO.

When you go blind

LEAVE IT  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the courts I would imagine

 we all know the heart rate of a poker player is probably far higher than your average darts / snooker / golfer / etc. surely the physical strain of a 14 hour session at the world series must out weigh the physical strain of 7 sets of darts

and I never said darts wasnt skillful or a sport

I will resist, It's too easy

I cannot believe that a thread to welcom poppet7 to blonde, has degenerated to this level of ' Sid Waddells best quotes' and the Benefits of hand arm repetetive strain injury :redcard:

especially when there's a darts thread

A gold medal in the 2012 olympics for me I reckon :D

Next they'll be onto the legendary Bullseye


You can't beat a bit of bully

Come and have a look at what you could have won

A 12 foot racing dinghy, ideal for nights out in Hinckley?

You've got your tankards and your £4, that's safe. It wiil take me two minutes to count it out, see you after the break

In 3, a set of matching his and her towels

In 4, a weekend for two, in November, to Cleethorpes

In 5, his and hers fragances

Would you like to gamble your prizes for the star prize thats hiding behind Bully, if you win you get all the prizes and the star prize ... but if you fail you just get BFH :D

It's flashing to help you....

For another 30 points, spell crysanthemum??

Who gets dusty bin?

is it not chrysanthemum?

hello and welcome.

please dont tell me this is another wind up? :D

Ben

Keep out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed :)

I've got to hurry you. John, Jackie you've done ever so well, but I need your decision

We will go for it

Super smashing lovely, big hand ladies and gentlemen for the lovely couple

Ya Jorrkin...

no Ben, of course not. Blonde 2005 Prize gullible muppet of the year Winner

LMFAO  what accent was that?

Now then John, something interesting happened to you once 35 years ago..........

"Yes Jim, I missed t buz t work but our Albert took me there ont crossbar of is bike......"

and welcome our special guest, the Welsh Wizard

"Would you like to double it up to three?

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=1584.0

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

you £$%&&$&$%**

GRRRRRR

Best ever bullseye saying. Guy comes on Jim bowen asks him what he does for a living
Guy replys Unemployed
Bowens Response : Smashing

Was in tears if any one loves a bit of bully check out
http://bullseye.itv.com

HAHA

Stay our of the black and into the red

Meanwhile........hello Poppet! They seem to have forgotten you!

My names tikay, I'm in my late twenties, and a Poker God. Use the PM sevice for personal stuff to me please, these boys get jealous.

Enjoy!

What Tikay was ment to say was he was born in the late twenties.

 ;scarymoment;

1820's?

probably

Non dart player first...

Take your time and listen to Tony, he's here to help you.

Always made me laugh when it was brother and sister playing, him throwing darts her answering questions.

"Congratulations you've won bully's star prize - this brand new speedboat"

He lives on the 14th floow in a high rise tower block in London, she lives 300 miles away in the cumbrian hills....... half a speedboat each - just what they always wanted.

Love seeing the occasional repeat and cringing at all the "fashion statements" being made - did people honestly dress like that without it being for a charity bet?

p.s. i've said it on another thread because i didnt see this one but  :hello: ;welcome; poppet7 :)

Well, we've had a lovely day Jim, but...

Hello Poppet,

 Welcome to Blond.......

  Cupcake

"Ok John, pick a category for dave"......"Sport please Jim"   

Sport you'd  like, sport you'd like......History, for 30 points who was Henry V111 3rd wife?

Jim: So, tell us where're you're from.
Contestant: Peckham
Jim: Ah yes, lovely part of the world.