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Title: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: badhaircut on July 25, 2011, 04:39:03 AM Ok guys - I don't know if you remember this amazing song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4)
Reading Facebook over the past year or two has led me to have negative feelings to a lot of online behaviours and actions that seriously grind my gears. I have thought that it may be amusing to make a tribute to Thou Shalt always kill about how not to behave online. Here's what I have thought up tonight - do you guys have anything that annoys you when you are on thefacebook? If so please add to the list. Thou shalt not stalk ex Girlfriends Thou shalt not let myself be fraped Thou shalt not steal other peoples statuses to make urself look cool to a different group of your friends Thou shalt not put llb, bsc, msc, ba at the end of your name on facebook - you arrogant pretencious twat Thou shalt not status on how many friends you have culled Thou shalt not record bad beats - if the weatherman says there's going to rain you shouldn't bitch when it pours Thou shalt not comment on The Apprentice as it airs - people want to iplayer this shit Thou shalt not answer a pointless fucking facebook quetion Thou shalt not comment on how bored you are - I'm sorry life is so bad Thou shalt not wash dirty clothes in public Thou shalt not publicly tell people about your bad day Thou shalt not show off about my holdiay - unless ladies you have some bikini pics to share Thou shalt not count down sleeps Thou shalt not start a chat with a girl day in day out 'cause she added you after a drunken night - you're never gonna fucking see her again anyway Though shall always Frape Thanks BHC Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: ACE2M on July 25, 2011, 01:37:40 PM did you nick that off someone else's facebook?
Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: badhaircut on July 25, 2011, 01:40:03 PM I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this
Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: Laxie on July 25, 2011, 01:42:44 PM did you nick that off someone else's facebook? Seen it on a few people's FB status this morning. Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: gatso on July 25, 2011, 01:43:47 PM I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this well I gave up reading when I got to the bit about not stalking ex girlfriends. what else is fb for? Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: AndrewT on July 25, 2011, 02:01:46 PM I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this Yes, most puzzling... Title: Re: Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip Thou Shalt Always Kill tribute for Facebook Post by: boldie on July 25, 2011, 05:28:24 PM I hadn't seen it off someone else's facebook - but there does seem to be a lack of love for this Yes, most puzzling... Might have something to do with it being about facebook and not google+? Just thinking out loud, I know nerds and saddos ussually love these types of lists but like to keep up to date with the latest social networking tools and facebook is, like, soo 2010. |