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Title: Thread full of football chants Post by: anthonyl on February 02, 2012, 08:55:04 PM We were singing a pretty good one this week at palace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOS23YSLCk you stupid bastards, you burnt your own town followed by you stupid bastards, you should have burnt more not sure if there has been a thread on this before, had a search but found nothing! Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 02, 2012, 10:59:37 PM The Dirk Kuyt one is pretty hilarious about him being ugly.
Love this at away games... OH WHEN THE BEANS OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN COME OUT THE TIN OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN I WANNA BE BY THAT TOASTER OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN Simple things and all that. I'm in the background singing this, lasted for ages, proper class... YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf0MlLvpjl0 Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: gatso on February 02, 2012, 11:11:50 PM does that one have any words ray or is it just noises?
Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 02, 2012, 11:13:18 PM does that one have any words ray or is it just noises? Haha. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: RED-DOG on February 02, 2012, 11:15:17 PM The Dirk Kuyt one is pretty hilarious about him being ugly. Love this at away games... OH WHEN THE BEANS OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN COME OUT THE TIN OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN I WANNA BE BY THAT TOASTER OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN Simple things and all that. I'm in the background singing this, lasted for ages, proper class... YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf0MlLvpjl0 proper class... Had to laugh at that line Ray. Sorry. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: gatso on February 02, 2012, 11:17:01 PM does that one have any words ray or is it just noises? Haha. it was a semi serious question. I mean, I assume there are words but I sure as hell can't make out a single one Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: nirvana on February 02, 2012, 11:19:19 PM Hey Rob, Robin Van P
You were made to, score all our winners Remember, don't let him into your box Or he will score, and make us better Better better better better better, owwwwwwwww nah nah nah nah na na nah, na na nah, Va-an P never caught on really Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Graham C on February 02, 2012, 11:21:37 PM He's blonde
He's quick His names a porno flick Emmanuel Emmanuel Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: nirvana on February 02, 2012, 11:22:39 PM Oleg Luzhny is a horse
He's a horse He's a hor or orse Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 02, 2012, 11:23:51 PM The Dirk Kuyt one is pretty hilarious about him being ugly. Love this at away games... OH WHEN THE BEANS OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN COME OUT THE TIN OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN I WANNA BE BY THAT TOASTER OH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN Simple things and all that. I'm in the background singing this, lasted for ages, proper class... YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf0MlLvpjl0 proper working class... Had to laugh at that line Ray. Sorry. FMP ;) Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 02, 2012, 11:28:44 PM does that one have any words ray or is it just noises? Haha. it was a semi serious question. I mean, I assume there are words but I sure as hell can't make out a single one Well obv I can understand it fine but quality isn't great and singing in Geordie is as hard to understand as speaking so doubt another link would help. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: AndrewT on February 02, 2012, 11:52:57 PM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf0MlLvpjl0 Worst haka ever. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: pleno1 on February 02, 2012, 11:57:48 PM i was there too. Villa away, martins debut, maybe bburn, kinda feel like it was neither but remember it was defs martins debut. Was one of the founders of the toon ultras at the time lols.
Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 02, 2012, 11:59:07 PM i was there too. Villa away, martins debut, maybe bburn, kinda feel like it was neither but remember it was defs martins debut. Was one of the founders of the toon ultras at the time lols. LOL Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Girgy85 on February 03, 2012, 03:08:45 AM Park park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country. It could be worse you could be scouse, Eating rats out yer council house. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: action man on February 03, 2012, 03:24:44 AM Had this sung at us a few times (always makes me laugh): I go out I drink 10 pints I get absolutely plastered Then I go home 'n beat The Wife Cus I'm A Northern Bastard! meh its goooooooooooo down pub drink 10 pints get fkin plastered go back home beat up wife were the yorkshire bastards Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: millidonk on February 03, 2012, 08:09:26 AM Some of my favs:
To theme of Adams family: In our defensive foursome He's absolutely awesome From corners he will score some It's Sammi Hyppia Tim Howard one: Tim Timminy, Tim Timminy TIm Tim Teroo We've got Tim Howard and he says FUCK YOU He's big, he's red His feet stick out the bed Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: buzzharvey22 on February 03, 2012, 10:23:03 AM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEY8bK1UyEM
i know it aint football but its class Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: outragous76 on February 03, 2012, 11:44:29 AM If we are staying with cricket, the England fans rework of waltzing Matilda is incredible!
Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Sheriff Fatman on February 03, 2012, 11:53:06 AM Had this sung at us a few times (always makes me laugh): I go out I drink 10 pints I get absolutely plastered Then I go home 'n beat The Wife Cus I'm A Northern Bastard! meh its goooooooooooo down pub drink 10 pints get fkin plastered go back home beat up wife were the yorkshire bastards There's loads of variations of this, but here's the original @ 1:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo Loose poker link too, via Norman! Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Sheriff Fatman on February 03, 2012, 11:57:43 AM A particular favourite from last season (to the Chip Butty Song theme):
You fill up my senses Like a league game at Yeovil Like the Johnstone's Paint Trophy Like an empty old Lane Like the Steel City derby In the old 3rd Division Oh Sheffield United You've fucked up again. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: ACE2M on February 03, 2012, 01:42:33 PM i Do like our song for Kenwynne
Kenwynne is a stokie, He comes from trinidad, he looks like whoopi goldberg, his hair is fucking mad, he came to stoke from sunderland, and this is what he said.... STEVE BRUCE IS A WANKER WITH A BIG FAT FUCKING HEAD! Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: mondatoo on February 03, 2012, 01:48:32 PM Freddie the biggest heart in cricket since Botham and worth ten of the shower of shit we have now. Despite being world number 1 they are are all twats. edit: this is usually about 5 mins long and almost always started by the Gareth Southgate lookalike. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFAAmumo2D8 Not a Villa fan but the passion here is very moving. They kept it going for ages and its always good to take the piss out of shit neighbours. (we hate cod heads, we hate cod heads) YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBexFEUivY I saw some Juve ? Ultras singing Paninaro by the Pet Shop Boys flares going the lot and wish i could find that on youtube Huh ? Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: AndrewT on February 03, 2012, 01:52:29 PM The moral of this thread is 'you had to be there'.
Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: smashedagain on February 03, 2012, 01:57:41 PM The moral of this thread is 'you had to be there'. lol was at the headingly test 2009 when he does the flintoff thing.should have read op and not the title. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: NoflopsHomer on February 03, 2012, 06:27:21 PM Whitley Bay fans to Buxton FC fans:
"Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian..." Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Snowball on February 03, 2012, 06:55:57 PM i was there too. Villa away, martins debut, maybe bburn, kinda feel like it was neither but remember it was defs martins debut. Was one of the founders of the toon ultras at the time lols. Toon Singing section you mean, are they still on the go?Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: Girgy85 on February 03, 2012, 07:31:00 PM Whitley Bay fans to Buxton FC fans: "Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian..." looool Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: moonandback on February 04, 2012, 01:08:05 PM He's Big
He's black He had a heart attack King Kanu, King Kanu... I dislike arsenal but this was brilliant from a few years back. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: ACE2M on February 04, 2012, 01:28:56 PM We've won it 2 times,
We've won it 2 times, The autoglass trophy, We've won it 2 times. My favourite stoke song for some reason. Title: Re: Thread full of football chants Post by: gatso on February 04, 2012, 07:24:16 PM As heard at citeh today
We wanna go home, we wanna go ho-ome, it's fucking freezing, we wanna go home |