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« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2012, 03:24:44 AM »

Had this sung at us a few times (always makes me laugh):

I go out I drink 10 pints
I get absolutely plastered
Then I go home 'n beat The Wife
Cus I'm A Northern Bastard!


meh its

goooooooooooo down pub
drink 10 pints
get fkin plastered
go back home
beat up wife
were the yorkshire bastards
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2012, 08:09:26 AM »

Some of my favs:

To theme of Adams family:

In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Sammi Hyppia

Tim Howard one:

Tim Timminy, Tim Timminy TIm Tim Teroo
We've got Tim Howard and he says FUCK YOU

He's big, he's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2012, 10:23:03 AM »



i know it aint football but its class
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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2012, 11:44:29 AM »

If we are staying with cricket, the England fans rework of waltzing Matilda is incredible!
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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2012, 11:53:06 AM »

Had this sung at us a few times (always makes me laugh):

I go out I drink 10 pints
I get absolutely plastered
Then I go home 'n beat The Wife
Cus I'm A Northern Bastard!


meh its

goooooooooooo down pub
drink 10 pints
get fkin plastered
go back home
beat up wife
were the yorkshire bastards

There's loads of variations of this, but here's the original @ 1:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo

Loose poker link too, via Norman!
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« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2012, 11:57:43 AM »

A particular favourite from last season (to the Chip Butty Song theme):

You fill up my senses
Like a league game at Yeovil
Like the Johnstone's Paint Trophy
Like an empty old Lane
Like the Steel City derby
In the old 3rd Division
Oh Sheffield United
You've fucked up again.
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« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2012, 01:42:33 PM »

i Do like our song for Kenwynne

Kenwynne is a stokie,
He comes from trinidad,
he looks like whoopi goldberg,
his hair is fucking mad,
he came to stoke from sunderland,
and this is what he said....

STEVE BRUCE IS A WANKER WITH A BIG FAT FUCKING HEAD!
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« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2012, 01:48:32 PM »

Freddie the biggest heart in cricket since Botham and worth ten of the shower of shit we have now. Despite being world number 1 they are are all twats.
edit: this is usually about 5 mins long and almost always started by the Gareth Southgate lookalike.




Not a Villa fan but the passion here is very moving. They kept it going for ages and its always good to take the piss out of shit neighbours. (we hate cod heads, we hate cod heads)




I saw some Juve ? Ultras singing Paninaro by the Pet Shop Boys flares going the lot and wish i could find that on youtube

Huh ?
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2012, 01:52:29 PM »

The moral of this thread is 'you had to be there'.
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« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 01:57:41 PM »

The moral of this thread is 'you had to be there'.
lol was at the headingly test 2009 when he does the flintoff thing.
should have read op and not the title.
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« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 06:27:21 PM »

Whitley Bay fans to Buxton FC fans:

"Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian..."
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« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2012, 06:55:57 PM »

i was there too. Villa away, martins debut, maybe bburn, kinda feel like it was neither but remember it was defs martins debut. Was one of the founders of the toon ultras at the time lols.
Toon Singing section you mean, are they still on the go?
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« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2012, 07:31:00 PM »

Whitley Bay fans to Buxton FC fans:

"Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian..."

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« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2012, 01:08:05 PM »

He's Big
He's black
He had a heart attack
King Kanu, King Kanu...


I dislike arsenal but this was brilliant from a few years back.
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« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2012, 01:28:56 PM »

We've won it 2 times,
We've won it 2 times,
The autoglass trophy,
We've won it 2 times.

My favourite stoke song for some reason.
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