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Title: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: KarmaDope on March 20, 2012, 05:28:45 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465

There's going to be a lot of upset poker players out there...


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: AndrewT on March 20, 2012, 05:30:39 PM
Hope she changes her name to Vicky Mitchell - she'll sound as if she should be on Eastenders.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: smashedagain on March 20, 2012, 05:38:35 PM
Just seen this on Facebook too. Congrats


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: sm00035 on March 20, 2012, 05:45:23 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: tikay on March 20, 2012, 06:01:46 PM

Great news, & I'm thrilled for Vicky.

Congrats both.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: SuuPRlim on March 20, 2012, 06:45:57 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: TightEnd on March 20, 2012, 06:48:08 PM
Congratulations, excellent news.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: kinboshi on March 20, 2012, 06:52:51 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?

No :D


No, I'm also a big fan of David Mitchell.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: sm00035 on March 20, 2012, 07:00:37 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?

Not at all. I even don't mind holding the camera phone so the fans get better coverage


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: TightEnd on March 20, 2012, 07:01:57 PM
*old git alert


come on guys, lets show a bit of taste.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: millidonk on March 20, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
Didn't even know they were together. Mitchell is an abso hero and Peep Show is incred, Coren isn't too shabby either. wp that man.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: buzzharvey22 on March 20, 2012, 07:09:43 PM
He's punching above his weight like,what a hero


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: ScottMGee on March 20, 2012, 07:28:48 PM
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Didn't even know they were together. Mitchell is an abso hero and Peep Show is incred, Coren isn't too shabby either. wp that man.
+1

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He's punching above his weight like,what a hero

+1


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: bobby1 on March 20, 2012, 08:07:27 PM
Really good news, I love the work that both of them do. Mitchell is a bit of a comedy hero for me and Vicky writes really well, plays poker really well and is top company.

Congrats to them both.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: GreekStein on March 20, 2012, 08:29:05 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?

Not at all. I even don't mind holding the camera phone so the fans get better coverage

:)


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: titaniumbean on March 20, 2012, 08:31:49 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?


It'd have to be shot from the peepshow inside his head perspective. so you could hear what he was thinking, that should be the funniest bit imo rotflmfao


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: taximan007 on March 21, 2012, 03:13:37 AM
Congratulations


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: Ironside on March 21, 2012, 03:57:19 AM
congratulations david and vicky hope you have a wonderfull life together


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: tonytats on March 21, 2012, 06:30:34 AM
Very nice news for you both congrats and good luck


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: david3103 on March 21, 2012, 09:33:28 AM
From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: tikay on March 21, 2012, 09:55:13 AM
From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: david3103 on March 21, 2012, 10:21:39 AM
From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: tikay on March 21, 2012, 10:38:36 AM
From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren

Now stop it, David, I have work to do.

She is so beautifully efficient & economical with her writing, not a word too many or too few, the rest is left to us to work out.

"...."His & Hers facial" Not as interesting as it sounds".


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: redarmi on March 21, 2012, 12:54:46 PM
I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: smashedagain on March 21, 2012, 12:58:28 PM
I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.
From reading the GQ article you would be wasting your time on diner and be better off getting straight to the sexy stuff :)


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: bobby1 on March 21, 2012, 01:16:35 PM
I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

the jammy bugger


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: david3103 on March 21, 2012, 01:21:21 PM
I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

the jammy bugger

Hard to hate the most consistently funny tv panellist though

The two articles taken together could be seen as some form of primer for Mr M's education in What Women Vicky Want(s)

I do hope he's read them very carefully


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: bobby1 on March 21, 2012, 01:33:38 PM
I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

the jammy bugger

Hard to hate the most consistently funny tv panellist though

The two articles taken together could be seen as some form of primer for Mr M's education in What Women Vicky Want(s)

I do hope he's read them very carefully

yes, I agree but thats how jealousy works on t'internet. He is abs funny, witty and pulls off that posh bloke that knows how pompous posh people can be perfectly, but now he  has a lovely wife to be I have decided I will not laugh at his top one liners on the ten o clock show, nor will I nod my head in appreciation the next time he hosts HIGNFY.


That will teach him, and if it doesn't it sounds like Vicky will.  :respect:


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: Rod Paradise on March 21, 2012, 03:30:45 PM
From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren

Initial thoughts "MBFN to find a woman with an instruction manual".

Second thoughts "Dare follow the instruction manual & you know the rules will F*%$ing well change!!!"

Of course the closest I'm getting to taking a woman on holiday is a local barmaid going to a concert in Prague with me. Asked her if her parents minded her going away with an older bloke, answer "They're not to bothered, Dad's not happy that you're a Celtic fan, but Mum remembers you from school & says you're a nice guy". FML shoot me now - I'm SAFE.



Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: kinboshi on March 21, 2012, 03:37:18 PM
David Mitchell always reminds me of AndrewT.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: AndrewT on March 21, 2012, 03:41:20 PM
David Mitchell always reminds me of AndrewT.

That's all changed now it seems he's actually spoken to a woman in real life.


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: pleno1 on March 21, 2012, 08:28:36 PM
*old git who uploads sleazy photos of DTD waitresses everytime he's up there


come on guys, lets show a bit of taste.

fyp mate


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: sm00035 on March 21, 2012, 08:31:55 PM
In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?


It'd have to be shot from the peepshow inside his head perspective. so you could hear what he was thinking, that should be the funniest bit imo rotflmfao

What a shout! Definitely found ourselves a director!!


Title: Re: Congratulations to Vicky Coren, soon to be Mrs David Mitchell
Post by: Amatay on March 22, 2012, 07:13:34 AM
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