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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2012, 08:31:49 PM »

In before new celebrity sex tape

Am i the only one who REALLY wanna watch this?


It'd have to be shot from the peepshow inside his head perspective. so you could hear what he was thinking, that should be the funniest bit imo
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 03:13:37 AM »

Congratulations
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 03:57:19 AM »

congratulations david and vicky hope you have a wonderfull life together
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 06:30:34 AM »

Very nice news for you both congrats and good luck
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 09:33:28 AM »

From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex
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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 09:55:13 AM »

From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 10:21:39 AM »

From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren
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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2012, 10:38:36 AM »

From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren

Now stop it, David, I have work to do.

She is so beautifully efficient & economical with her writing, not a word too many or too few, the rest is left to us to work out.

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« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2012, 12:54:46 PM »

I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.
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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2012, 12:58:28 PM »

I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.
From reading the GQ article you would be wasting your time on diner and be better off getting straight to the sexy stuff Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2012, 01:16:35 PM »

I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2012, 01:21:21 PM »

I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

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Hard to hate the most consistently funny tv panellist though

The two articles taken together could be seen as some form of primer for Mr M's education in What Women Vicky Want(s)

I do hope he's read them very carefully
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2012, 01:33:38 PM »

I don't know Vicky at all but From her and David's writing and TV appearances they seem like almost the perfect dinner party guests.  Sickening really.

yes, I hate him now, esp after reading those fine articles.

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Hard to hate the most consistently funny tv panellist though

The two articles taken together could be seen as some form of primer for Mr M's education in What Women Vicky Want(s)

I do hope he's read them very carefully

yes, I agree but thats how jealousy works on t'internet. He is abs funny, witty and pulls off that posh bloke that knows how pompous posh people can be perfectly, but now he  has a lovely wife to be I have decided I will not laugh at his top one liners on the ten o clock show, nor will I nod my head in appreciation the next time he hosts HIGNFY.


That will teach him, and if it doesn't it sounds like Vicky will.  
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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2012, 03:30:45 PM »

From an article she wrote for GQ a little while back - seems appropriate given her choice of mate.

Myth 2: It's sexy to be funny

No, no, no. Men get terribly confused about this. Women are attracted to funny men in two situations. One: on first meeting, because laughter is an ice-breaker. Two: for the purposes of a relationship, because they make life more fun. But all humour must be cancelled immediately before and during sexual activity.

There's more, all at her usual high standard

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-02/06/sex-myths-victoria-coren/new-rules-of-sex

Superb find David, superb, find of the week.

If David will allow - HER David, not you - I love Vicky's writing. And maybe even her.

That is a GREAT article, as funny as sex talk can get.

See the latest article too about 'TAking a Girl on Holiday' - compulsory reading for the extremely lucky Mr M I'd suggest.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2012-03/09/guide-holiday-with-girlfriend/victoria-coren

Initial thoughts "MBFN to find a woman with an instruction manual".

Second thoughts "Dare follow the instruction manual & you know the rules will F*%$ing well change!!!"

Of course the closest I'm getting to taking a woman on holiday is a local barmaid going to a concert in Prague with me. Asked her if her parents minded her going away with an older bloke, answer "They're not to bothered, Dad's not happy that you're a Celtic fan, but Mum remembers you from school & says you're a nice guy". FML shoot me now - I'm SAFE.

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« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2012, 03:37:18 PM »

David Mitchell always reminds me of AndrewT.
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