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Find the book nearest you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

This actually works!!



"Safety Tip: Use the Wall for Stability where necessary."

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."


dear oh dear oh dear.

I am surrounded by kids books.

None of them have a page 45.

Works for me too.

"There is a lot of euphoria in Germany about your chances"

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

Sigh.  I'm just in from tanning out the back garden and nearest book to me was a book on Labradors...  

"If you do want to give your dog fresh meat occasionally, never give it raw, but always boiled or roasted."

What's sex?

'Come South with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again', the King promised.'

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."  It's a close one to be honest.   rotflmfao

One of the richest natural habitats for wildlife is the woodland

Had a look at the second nearest book, to see if I got lucky, first time out...........

'Fortunately, not long after this my voice broke, and I did not play a woman again until 15 years later.'

"Their share today is at the highest yet, 43 percent"

Phwoooaaaarrrrr

"It got to the point where I literally got sick to my stomach she recalls".

Can't make this stuff up! 

Jakally's is the sequel to 2girls1cup.

4cups1family.

Oh man.  See...I hadn't thought of that.  Now I'm scarred for the rest of the day.

"all right, let's kiss and make up," he said.

:(

LOL - Neil runs bad.

Oh, and if I ever come round to visit, I'll pass on the cup of tea.

"Winston examined the four slips of paper which he had unrolled."

;carlocitrone;

Thought I'd try another for a second opinion:

"And then what?  Disappointment, deception, separation."

Yeah, that's the book I should have picked up first...

that is soo lol I am crying.

Mine is 'Peppa, George, Mummy pig and daddy pig were all chasing rainbows but what they found were muddy puddles.'

"he was incredible to watch. It became something of a spectator sport at lunchtimes"

if only this was anything like true

'Carefully lift the fillets off the fondue with a fish slice and put them onto warmed serving plates'

Excited.

Grandpa, grandma, uncle and auntie


Worrying

You going round to Jakally's for afternoon tea?

Sturdy gelding, poor maiden, tried in headgear prior to 2011

I had a moment and started to dabble with drugs.....

I'll give you the opening part of the sentence first.....

"Horace Wiley had in recent weeks developed some slight affection for his son"

Chad Logan the CEO  of a graphic arts company introduced himself

"how long do I have to stay here"

Standard!

Loooool

"The common rabble do directly say she is a strumpet."

I have no idea how to react to this. Ideas from the floor?

"When I was three some children on the beach wouldn't play with me; I ran to my father who told me to go back and hit them with my bucket and spade."

Geo

Aye. I'll help you get away from these with your chap, if I can.

Wife's copy of The Dark Tower VII by Stephen King

"what are you all playin'"

interesting...

you are running bad Tom :)

 rotflmfao  One of the more entertaining ones for sure

"This is two C scales stuck together, that's all."


 :dontask:

"Twice my mother was arrested, but released without charge."

That's what Lyndsey just looked up. I should be worried?

"Having paid homage to Warhol and the Blessed Virgin, I'm now back at the flat, working out changes for tonight's show."

I think I'll win the prize for the longest sentence - the full version is as follows:

"Horace Wiley had in recent weeks developed some slight affection for his son - a boy who could provide him with the means of sliencing so voluble a wife, even if this required obscene drawings in the downstairs toilet and the expense of replacing the plaster and redecorating the place, could not be all bad."

Lyndsey then picked up 'Catcher in the Rye':

"Then he let one go at me, and then the next thing I knew I was on the floor again."

Far more accurate...

'Hell's bells!' the machine roared.

:D

Frequently they will be wide awake and happy shortly after leaving their crates.

"For more on resolving accumulated emotion, go to page 66..."

so I did, and the 1st sentance under "Accumulated Emotion"....

"When emotions have built up over long periods of time, the intensity of the emotion can be so strong that it instantly overwhelms your mind and ability to remain in control"

George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)

Why would anyone have John Major's book as the nearest to hand?

Why not?

The rain stopped and started again and stopped once more and started, but they had good cloaks to keep the water off.


I had to choose the second closest book as TightEnd used the closest!

Can't imagine its the most riveting read ever.

Suppose if you have trouble getting to sleep it might be useful.

"click the triangle to the right of the button to make a choice"

hmmmm interesting  :D

This reminds me of the old joke..

Steve Davis pulls the most gorgeous bird and she is all over him.

They get back to her place and she immediately drags up to to the bedroom and rips hr clothes off and jumps onto the bed and cries

"take me Steve, take me!"

But he hangs back, scratches his chin and looks a bit puzzled.

"What's wrong Steve? I want you now!"

"I'm just deciding whether to take the easy pink or the tricky brown"

"Results of such monitoring are to reported to the Commission and ultimately to the European Parliment".

And I usually struggle to get anyone to take an interest. . . . .

Two books, equidisant from me.
"The people who have to change their work habits, develop their skill, etc. will just get on with it and all will be well."

and

"Stop complaining about missing lunch!"

lol ' staking can be a problem for taller crops '

this made me laugh

"advising on syndicate participation"

The Financial Services and Markets Act 2000

"I would call him grey, but that would be an insult to porridge" N Fairbairn. :D

I imagine it being an interesting read if he was totally open and honest.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9EfCWKh0FATQOGueVZVherqJbjj1reE8S08mcvoSyRGuKnhbRlw) Who would have thunk it.

heard many times amongst a high percentage of players in league one downwards over the last decade

haha seriously?

The very thought of Major and Currie going at it would put me right off my eggs (topical 15 years ago)

Love the word thunk though  :)

I did this at my mate's house last night.  Can't remember the exact line, but it was something like "it was 30 feet long and tasted like marshmallow".  The first part is a little intimidating, but the second part sounds pretty awesome.

Were you reading a Ghostbusters Annual?

"To lose your husband and your son... Well almost you son"

:(

"Extreme Form"

Are you seeking a kitchen that will take your breath away?

Seriously? I can't imagine many things more riveting than an account of world events and real political movements by someone at the centre of it. It is also very readable in that he tells a good story; easy-reading I would say, in fact. Give it a try.

cabal [ka'bal] adj (exacto) exact;(correcto) right, proper; acabado) finshed, complete; cabales nmpl; no esta en sus cabales she isn't in her right mind

Dana's Report of Kevin's making faces in the mirror was intriguing to me

probably worse is that it took >10 minutes to actually find a book that isn't a cookbook or a Spanish dictionary.

had another go at home.

"even though breathing seems to be automatic, you can voluntarily change your breathing pattern at any time"

Best first post ever?

'There were fifty of us in the prison car, which had two small, barred peepholes.'

"It wasnt going very well and there were a lot of long faces"

Ha ha. Thread saying sex life and usual suspects show up. Hopo Bobalike and young Cody :)

A failure to check is remarkable because the cost of checking is so low: a few seconds of mental work (the problem is moderately difficult), with slightly tensed muscles and dilated pupils, could avoid an embarrassing mistake.
Not a poker book...confused.com

"I'm not going to hold still for this"

pmsl  :D

What kinds of book are you reading to get a quote like that?

Lol Jase, I came here to see if I could find it :)

nothing to do with the bump at all haha

reading this at the train station and it gave me the full on giggles so thought id try it with todays metro.

'this is your golden opportunity dream big' was the title followed by

'you dont believe in being typecast so this role is definitely you'

Hmmm thats scary they know my secrets ;)

I'm not your guy. Do yourself a favour. Don't stop looking.

SIGH

"That did not concern him if it led to interesting new discoveries."

Odd from a maths book. 50 shades of prime numbers, anyone?

"where is there a kangaroo hopping around without a cock?"

though if this had been page 43, it would have been:

"I mean I watch it, I like those little trial bits, right, but what I don't think people realise is, right, it is hard eating a little kangaroo knob."

"I'm happy to be able to represent women a little bit, I think a lot of women see me as someone to look up to in terms of what I have accomplished"

Don't know what to think.

same as looking down at your cards and seeing A4?   ;adamm;

Correction, that was page 44,

"The architecture is innovative and the clientele colourful - all overseen by an enormous deer's head."


much better imo.

Finally Faldor cleared his throat and rose, his bench scraping loudly on the wooden floor.



The belgariad, David Eddings. My daughter's book, as mine are all upstairs and seeing as how we're 2/3 through 2012 it didn't seem worth the journey to go and get a better one.

Have Trainspotting next to the laptop, so thought I'd have a gander:

"God, no, thought Stevie."

on to a New book now.

kast seemed as confused as she had been at first. 

yep just about sums it up really