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« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2012, 11:00:53 PM »
"For more on resolving accumulated emotion, go to page 66..."

so I did, and the 1st sentance under "Accumulated Emotion"....

"When emotions have built up over long periods of time, the intensity of the emotion can be so strong that it instantly overwhelms your mind and ability to remain in control"
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« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2012, 11:31:15 PM »
George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)
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« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2012, 01:08:48 AM »
Quote from: MintTrav on May 27, 2012, 11:31:15 PM
George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)

Why would anyone have John Major's book as the nearest to hand?
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« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2012, 06:52:51 AM »
Quote from: The Camel on May 28, 2012, 01:08:48 AM
Quote from: MintTrav on May 27, 2012, 11:31:15 PM
George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)

Why would anyone have John Major's book as the nearest to hand?

Why not?
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« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2012, 12:31:56 PM »
The rain stopped and started again and stopped once more and started, but they had good cloaks to keep the water off.


I had to choose the second closest book as TightEnd used the closest!
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« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2012, 12:57:18 PM »
Quote from: MintTrav on May 28, 2012, 06:52:51 AM
Quote from: The Camel on May 28, 2012, 01:08:48 AM
Quote from: MintTrav on May 27, 2012, 11:31:15 PM
George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)

Why would anyone have John Major's book as the nearest to hand?

Why not?

Can't imagine its the most riveting read ever.

Suppose if you have trouble getting to sleep it might be useful.
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« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2012, 01:00:38 PM »
"click the triangle to the right of the button to make a choice"

hmmmm interesting  Cheesy
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« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2012, 01:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Jon MW on May 28, 2012, 01:00:38 PM
"click the triangle to the right of the button to make a choice"

hmmmm interesting  Cheesy

This reminds me of the old joke..

Steve Davis pulls the most gorgeous bird and she is all over him.

They get back to her place and she immediately drags up to to the bedroom and rips hr clothes off and jumps onto the bed and cries

"take me Steve, take me!"

But he hangs back, scratches his chin and looks a bit puzzled.

"What's wrong Steve? I want you now!"

"I'm just deciding whether to take the easy pink or the tricky brown"
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« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2012, 01:13:30 PM »
"Results of such monitoring are to reported to the Commission and ultimately to the European Parliment".

And I usually struggle to get anyone to take an interest. . . . .
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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.

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« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2012, 01:13:51 PM »
Two books, equidisant from me.
"The people who have to change their work habits, develop their skill, etc. will just get on with it and all will be well."

and

"Stop complaining about missing lunch!"
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« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2012, 01:14:45 PM »
lol ' staking can be a problem for taller crops '

this made me laugh
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« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2012, 01:17:23 PM »
"advising on syndicate participation"

The Financial Services and Markets Act 2000
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« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2012, 01:18:04 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on May 28, 2012, 12:57:18 PM
Quote from: MintTrav on May 28, 2012, 06:52:51 AM
Quote from: The Camel on May 28, 2012, 01:08:48 AM
Quote from: MintTrav on May 27, 2012, 11:31:15 PM
George is a baronet, and the sight of him and Aurelia driving the dustcart and collecting bins was irresistible.


(from John Major's autobiography)

Why would anyone have John Major's book as the nearest to hand?

Why not?

Can't imagine its the most riveting read ever.

Suppose if you have trouble getting to sleep it might be useful.

"I would call him grey, but that would be an insult to porridge" N Fairbairn. Cheesy

I imagine it being an interesting read if he was totally open and honest.

Who would have thunk it.
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« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2012, 02:23:40 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on May 27, 2012, 09:40:49 PM
'Hell's bells!' the machine roared.

heard many times amongst a high percentage of players in league one downwards over the last decade
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« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2012, 03:02:19 PM »
haha seriously?
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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