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A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Adiministration.

He was extensively frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a "very noticeable" bulge in his clothing was interpreted as a potential "biologial threat".

Mr Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.

He said: “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Jonah, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco airport on his way to New York.

He said: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the US in 1999 due to the size of his willy after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO. But he later struggled to find work after a brief spell as a computer games reviewer.

Offcials from the Transportation Security Adiministration did not return calls in the US when contacted about the willy incident at San Franciso International Airport.

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Why? Are you saying I'm a massive cock?

That's not the biggest in the world is it? Gonna have to do some research now

average i'd say

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I'm sure I've seen an educational movie that involved an Afro-American man with gold teeth and wore nothing apart from White sports socks and a baseball cap, co staring an incredibly big chested 40 year old blonde female playing the part of a teenage girl that can dispute Jonah Falcon's claim.. 

What?

Girl I know shagged this dude she met from plenty of fish a few times with a gigantic knob. He sent her a pic of his knob and she showed us all, we were all pretty much wtf that isn't real. I haven't even seen a knob that big in a porn film lol  :o

Lol. I have pissed myself so much on here today

A few of my single mates are on that site. Unbelievable how easy it is. Suppose women love it as much as men

watched the docu on him a while ago, i believe hes gay and has no wish to be in the adult industry. He seems very shy but seemed to love the attention.

Hmm. I remember him saying that the anal cavity is bigger than the woman's  front bum in that documentary

Mate its not that easy unless you are either pretty good looking or not very fussy. Guys must outnumber girls 10-1 on the site, there are far better sites out there.

My mates ain't ugly but are defo not fussy. One girl last week wanted all my mates mates to watch them. I thought the text was a joke but ended up 6 watching at his house. No joining in just watching tho

Had a bit of an eye opening experience a few months ago and saw it from the girls side, a couple of my female friends opened up their accounts on plenty of fish while I was there with them over a few glasses of wine.

Me and my male friends reckon that if your an average dude you might get replies from say 10-20% of girls you send a message to, if your a good looking bloke you will get a lot more replies obv.

Let me say right now both of these girls are distinctly mediocre looking girls around the 50ish yo mark, and really nothing to write home about. But Jesus Christ I could not believe the attention they were getting on there! They have never sent out a single message to anyone but I reckon over the last 2-3 weeks they had about 1000 messages each from guys!

Not only that, but a lot of that attention was from much younger guys in their 20's and 30's and decent looking ones as well. I couldn't believe it, and they had both met up with and shagged a few of these young guys lol. There are obviously some dudes out there desperate for a shag, as there is no way in hell I would touch girls that were equiv looking and age as my 2 friends here lol.

Lol. Takes all sorts . A couple of my mates are addicted to it ( the whole scene ) not the web site. I know of a few girls doing it too. Takes all sorts

ffs - imagine the pressure to perform with 6 of your mates watching on...

be much easier with strangers watching

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I believe that is called dogging.

Amazing that the weapon is 9.5" on the flop but only grows by half it's original length when fully aroused. That's like wheeling out a massive cannon onto the battlefield and discovering it has the firing capacity of a big party popper. Think it's termed a show-er rather than a grow-er. Would prefer to pack a little cap gun in normal life which morphs into a mighty bazooka in battle with unrivaled destructive power.

only if it's outdoors


apparently size isn't everything

If it were, then I'd be great in the sack.

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