Battle of the bulge

[TightEnd]

Published: Today at 10:00

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Adiministration.

He was extensively frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a "very noticeable" bulge in his clothing was interpreted as a potential "biologial threat".

Mr Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.

He said: “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Jonah, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco airport on his way to New York.

He said: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the US in 1999 due to the size of his willy after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO. But he later struggled to find work after a brief spell as a computer games reviewer.

Offcials from the Transportation Security Adiministration did not return calls in the US when contacted about the willy incident at San Franciso International Airport.

[TightEnd]

*** calling AndrewT ****

[AndrewT]

*** calling AndrewT ****

Why? Are you saying I'm a massive cock?

[smashedagain]

That's not the biggest in the world is it? Gonna have to do some research now

[david3103]

average i'd say

[TightEnd]

average i'd say

*** calling Claw75 ***

[Yian]

That's not the biggest in the world is it? Gonna have to do some research now

lol at your wife going through your browsing history

[kinboshi]

That's not the biggest in the world is it? Gonna have to do some research now

lol at your wife going through your browsing history

Blonde, blonde, Hendon Mob, blonde, blonde, huge penises, blonde, blonde

[BangBang]

I'm sure I've seen an educational movie that involved an Afro-American man with gold teeth and wore nothing apart from White sports socks and a baseball cap, co staring an incredibly big chested 40 year old blonde female playing the part of a teenage girl that can dispute Jonah Falcon's claim.. 

[DaveShoelace]

Published: Today at 10:00

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Adiministration.

He was extensively frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a "very noticeable" bulge in his clothing was interpreted as a potential "biologial threat".

Mr Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.

He said: “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Jonah, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco airport on his way to New York.

He said: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the US in 1999 due to the size of his willy after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO. But he later struggled to find work after a brief spell as a computer games reviewer.

Offcials from the Transportation Security Adiministration did not return calls in the US when contacted about the willy incident at San Franciso International Airport.

What?

[Woodsey]

Girl I know shagged this dude she met from plenty of fish a few times with a gigantic knob. He sent her a pic of his knob and she showed us all, we were all pretty much wtf that isn't real. I haven't even seen a knob that big in a porn film lol 

[smashedagain]

That's not the biggest in the world is it? Gonna have to do some research now

lol at your wife going through your browsing history

Blonde, blonde, Hendon Mob, blonde, blonde, huge penises, blonde, blonde

Lol. I have pissed myself so much on here today

[smashedagain]

Girl I know shagged this dude she met from plenty of fish a few times with a gigantic knob. He sent her a pic of his knob and she showed us all, we were all pretty much wtf that isn't real. I haven't even seen a knob that big in a porn film lol 

A few of my single mates are on that site. Unbelievable how easy it is. Suppose women love it as much as men

[Acidmouse]

watched the docu on him a while ago, i believe hes gay and has no wish to be in the adult industry. He seems very shy but seemed to love the attention.

[smashedagain]

watched the docu on him a while ago, i believe hes gay and has no wish to be in the adult industry. He seems very shy but seemed to love the attention.

Hmm. I remember him saying that the anal cavity is bigger than the woman's  front bum in that documentary