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So, it's GUKPT final week at the Vic and tomorrow there's a £550 side event that I quite fancy playing.

Obviously spending £550 on a poker tournament is something only crazy people do so I'm selling £225 (50%, for those who fail at maths) at spot to those interested.

EDIT: FK ME I AM SUCH AN ARSEHOLE, IN WHAT FKING UNIVERSE IS HALF OF £550 £225. AND I HAVE A PHYSICS DEGREE WHICH WAS MOSTLY MATHS. AND I PASSED IT. YET I CAN'T DIVIDE 550 BY 2. WHICH IS TOTALLY THE EASIEST NUMBER TO DIVIDE BY.

ON TOP OF THIS, I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO DERIDE THOSE WHO FAIL AT MATHS. THIS POST COULDN'T BE A MORE SHINING EXAMPLE OF IRONY IF IT WAS SOMEONE REMOVING THE CREASES FROM A SHIT ALANIS MORISSETTE RECORD. I NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY ADVERTISED STAKING REQUEST.

I haven't really played much poker recently as playing live is such a hassle and internet poker is so boring but here's the old Herbert Mob for reference - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=56985

As for my Sharkscope, again, I don't play much but have played a bit on Sky and, as you can see, my sharkscope is teh awesome with its supersexy upward trajectory (though, in mitigation, I did pretty well on Sky back before Sharkscope tracked the £100+ tourneys) #bullshitexcuse

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To be honest, the highlight of my poker career was in that William Hill Grand Prix thing where, in the commentary, Lucy Rokach referred to me as a 'young man' even though I'm the same age as Tony G.

Monies by bank transfer please (as, obv, Stars transfer is no good for someone who doesn't play online)

£55 gets you 10% and, because I am a) enraptured by the community spirit on Blonde, b) want to spread the love around and c) deluded as to the interest a first-time staking thread from someone who doesn't really play poker any more will get on here, I would much prefer 5 people get 10% each than one person scooping the lot so 10% max for now, though you can reserve more in the event (lol) it doesn't sell out.

Also, it's a re-entry, but I ain't buying back in - you get one shot at glory.

Scoop it up, bitches.

10% pls, although hope you find your way to the vic - your directional skills back from J10 casino at BB2(?) we're terrible.

Fk you - on the map that was a perfectly valid route. How was I to know it would actually take us into a a dead end on a Walsall council estate?

Booked, obv.

haven't read anything past Alanis Morssette.

10% pls mr funny.

Booked.

I will have £55  please Andrew.

10% please Mr APAT Champion.

Booked to the man who, if it wasn't for him, Lucy Rokach would never have got the chance to broadcast my youthfulness to the TV viewers.

Booked, though you're only jumping on the bandwagon after other, cooler, kids have professed interest.

10% still up for grabs.

£55 sent by Bank TX for immediate payment.

Good luck Mr T.

Sent GL

No good.

Might stick a hand up on PHA later but, in essence, never got going and each time I had a hand, someone else had a better one.

Thanks for the interest though.

haha, I have just remembered I need to send the cash over. Will sort in the morning.

gl m8