Title: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 10:54:00 PM So, it's GUKPT final week at the Vic and tomorrow there's a £550 side event that I quite fancy playing.
Obviously spending £550 on a poker tournament is something only crazy people do so I'm selling £225 (50%, for those who fail at maths) at spot to those interested. EDIT: FK ME I AM SUCH AN ARSEHOLE, IN WHAT FKING UNIVERSE IS HALF OF £550 £225. AND I HAVE A PHYSICS DEGREE WHICH WAS MOSTLY MATHS. AND I PASSED IT. YET I CAN'T DIVIDE 550 BY 2. WHICH IS TOTALLY THE EASIEST NUMBER TO DIVIDE BY. ON TOP OF THIS, I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO DERIDE THOSE WHO FAIL AT MATHS. THIS POST COULDN'T BE A MORE SHINING EXAMPLE OF IRONY IF IT WAS SOMEONE REMOVING THE CREASES FROM A SHIT ALANIS MORISSETTE RECORD. I NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY ADVERTISED STAKING REQUEST. I haven't really played much poker recently as playing live is such a hassle and internet poker is so boring but here's the old Herbert Mob for reference - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=56985 As for my Sharkscope, again, I don't play much but have played a bit on Sky and, as you can see, my sharkscope is teh awesome with its supersexy upward trajectory (though, in mitigation, I did pretty well on Sky back before Sharkscope tracked the £100+ tourneys) #bullshitexcuse (http://i50.tinypic.com/ejetjo.png) To be honest, the highlight of my poker career was in that William Hill Grand Prix thing where, in the commentary, Lucy Rokach referred to me as a 'young man' even though I'm the same age as Tony G. Monies by bank transfer please (as, obv, Stars transfer is no good for someone who doesn't play online) £55 gets you 10% and, because I am a) enraptured by the community spirit on Blonde, b) want to spread the love around and c) deluded as to the interest a first-time staking thread from someone who doesn't really play poker any more will get on here, I would much prefer 5 people get 10% each than one person scooping the lot so 10% max for now, though you can reserve more in the event (lol) it doesn't sell out. Also, it's a re-entry, but I ain't buying back in - you get one shot at glory. Scoop it up, bitches. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: neeko on November 30, 2012, 10:59:41 PM 10% pls, although hope you find your way to the vic - your directional skills back from J10 casino at BB2(?) we're terrible.
Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 11:03:47 PM 10% pls, although hope you find your way to the vic - your directional skills back from J10 casino at BB2(?) we're terrible. Fk you - on the map that was a perfectly valid route. How was I to know it would actually take us into a a dead end on a Walsall council estate? Booked, obv. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: titaniumbean on November 30, 2012, 11:32:18 PM haven't read anything past Alanis Morssette.
10% pls mr funny. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 11:33:28 PM haven't read anything past Alanis Morssette. 10% pls mr funny. Booked. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: bobby1 on November 30, 2012, 11:59:53 PM I will have £55 please Andrew.
Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: tikay on December 01, 2012, 12:03:43 AM 10% please Mr APAT Champion.
Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 12:03:52 AM I will have £55 please Andrew. Booked to the man who, if it wasn't for him, Lucy Rokach would never have got the chance to broadcast my youthfulness to the TV viewers. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 12:04:45 AM 10% please Mr APAT Champion. Booked, though you're only jumping on the bandwagon after other, cooler, kids have professed interest. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 11:51:48 AM 10% still up for grabs.
Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: tikay on December 01, 2012, 11:57:22 AM £55 sent by Bank TX for immediate payment. Good luck Mr T. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: neeko on December 01, 2012, 02:52:56 PM Sent GL
Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 09:45:38 PM No good.
Might stick a hand up on PHA later but, in essence, never got going and each time I had a hand, someone else had a better one. Thanks for the interest though. Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot Post by: bobby1 on December 02, 2012, 01:39:32 AM I will have £55 please Andrew. Booked to the man who, if it wasn't for him, Lucy Rokach would never have got the chance to broadcast my youthfulness to the TV viewers. haha, I have just remembered I need to send the cash over. Will sort in the morning. gl m8 |