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Title: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 10:54:00 PM
So, it's GUKPT final week at the Vic and tomorrow there's a £550 side event that I quite fancy playing.

Obviously spending £550 on a poker tournament is something only crazy people do so I'm selling £225 (50%, for those who fail at maths) at spot to those interested.

EDIT: FK ME I AM SUCH AN ARSEHOLE, IN WHAT FKING UNIVERSE IS HALF OF £550 £225. AND I HAVE A PHYSICS DEGREE WHICH WAS MOSTLY MATHS. AND I PASSED IT. YET I CAN'T DIVIDE 550 BY 2. WHICH IS TOTALLY THE EASIEST NUMBER TO DIVIDE BY.

ON TOP OF THIS, I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO DERIDE THOSE WHO FAIL AT MATHS. THIS POST COULDN'T BE A MORE SHINING EXAMPLE OF IRONY IF IT WAS SOMEONE REMOVING THE CREASES FROM A SHIT ALANIS MORISSETTE RECORD. I NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY ADVERTISED STAKING REQUEST.

I haven't really played much poker recently as playing live is such a hassle and internet poker is so boring but here's the old Herbert Mob for reference - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=56985

As for my Sharkscope, again, I don't play much but have played a bit on Sky and, as you can see, my sharkscope is teh awesome with its supersexy upward trajectory (though, in mitigation, I did pretty well on Sky back before Sharkscope tracked the £100+ tourneys) #bullshitexcuse

(http://i50.tinypic.com/ejetjo.png)

To be honest, the highlight of my poker career was in that William Hill Grand Prix thing where, in the commentary, Lucy Rokach referred to me as a 'young man' even though I'm the same age as Tony G.

Monies by bank transfer please (as, obv, Stars transfer is no good for someone who doesn't play online)

£55 gets you 10% and, because I am a) enraptured by the community spirit on Blonde, b) want to spread the love around and c) deluded as to the interest a first-time staking thread from someone who doesn't really play poker any more will get on here, I would much prefer 5 people get 10% each than one person scooping the lot so 10% max for now, though you can reserve more in the event (lol) it doesn't sell out.

Also, it's a re-entry, but I ain't buying back in - you get one shot at glory.

Scoop it up, bitches.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: neeko on November 30, 2012, 10:59:41 PM
10% pls, although hope you find your way to the vic - your directional skills back from J10 casino at BB2(?) we're terrible.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 11:03:47 PM
10% pls, although hope you find your way to the vic - your directional skills back from J10 casino at BB2(?) we're terrible.

Fk you - on the map that was a perfectly valid route. How was I to know it would actually take us into a a dead end on a Walsall council estate?

Booked, obv.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: titaniumbean on November 30, 2012, 11:32:18 PM
haven't read anything past Alanis Morssette.

10% pls mr funny.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on November 30, 2012, 11:33:28 PM
haven't read anything past Alanis Morssette.

10% pls mr funny.

Booked.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: bobby1 on November 30, 2012, 11:59:53 PM
I will have £55  please Andrew.



Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: tikay on December 01, 2012, 12:03:43 AM
10% please Mr APAT Champion.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 12:03:52 AM
I will have £55  please Andrew.

Booked to the man who, if it wasn't for him, Lucy Rokach would never have got the chance to broadcast my youthfulness to the TV viewers.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 12:04:45 AM
10% please Mr APAT Champion.

Booked, though you're only jumping on the bandwagon after other, cooler, kids have professed interest.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 11:51:48 AM
10% still up for grabs.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: tikay on December 01, 2012, 11:57:22 AM


£55 sent by Bank TX for immediate payment.

Good luck Mr T.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: neeko on December 01, 2012, 02:52:56 PM
Sent GL


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: AndrewT on December 01, 2012, 09:45:38 PM
No good.

Might stick a hand up on PHA later but, in essence, never got going and each time I had a hand, someone else had a better one.

Thanks for the interest though.


Title: Re: £550 GUKPT side event at spot
Post by: bobby1 on December 02, 2012, 01:39:32 AM
I will have £55  please Andrew.

Booked to the man who, if it wasn't for him, Lucy Rokach would never have got the chance to broadcast my youthfulness to the TV viewers.

haha, I have just remembered I need to send the cash over. Will sort in the morning.

gl m8