So, it's GUKPT final week at the Vic and tomorrow there's a £550 side event that I quite fancy playing.
Obviously spending £550 on a poker tournament is something only crazy people do so I'm selling £225 (50%, for those who fail at maths) at spot to those interested.
EDIT: FK ME I AM SUCH AN ARSEHOLE, IN WHAT FKING UNIVERSE IS HALF OF £550 £225. AND I HAVE A PHYSICS DEGREE WHICH WAS MOSTLY MATHS. AND I PASSED IT. YET I CAN'T DIVIDE 550 BY 2. WHICH IS TOTALLY THE EASIEST NUMBER TO DIVIDE BY.
ON TOP OF THIS, I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO DERIDE THOSE WHO FAIL AT MATHS. THIS POST COULDN'T BE A MORE SHINING EXAMPLE OF IRONY IF IT WAS SOMEONE REMOVING THE CREASES FROM A SHIT ALANIS MORISSETTE RECORD. I NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY ADVERTISED STAKING REQUEST.
I haven't really played much poker recently as playing live is such a hassle and internet poker is so boring but here's the old Herbert Mob for reference -
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=56985As for my Sharkscope, again, I don't play much but have played a bit on Sky and, as you can see, my sharkscope is teh awesome with its supersexy upward trajectory (though, in mitigation, I did pretty well on Sky back before Sharkscope tracked the £100+ tourneys) #bullshitexcuse
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To be honest, the highlight of my poker career was in that William Hill Grand Prix thing where, in the commentary, Lucy Rokach referred to me as a 'young man' even though I'm the same age as Tony G.
Monies by bank transfer please (as, obv, Stars transfer is no good for someone who doesn't play online)
£55 gets you 10% and, because I am a) enraptured by the community spirit on Blonde, b) want to spread the love around and c) deluded as to the interest a first-time staking thread from someone who doesn't really play poker any more will get on here, I would much prefer 5 people get 10% each than one person scooping the lot so 10% max for now, though you can reserve more in the event (lol) it doesn't sell out.
Also, it's a re-entry, but I ain't buying back in - you get one shot at glory.
Scoop it up, bitches.