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I recently made a prop bet with Pleno based on who would have the best win rate at cash games online in March. The terms were that whoever had the lowest win rate in BB/100 would have to buy a hat up to the value of £100 and wear it for the duration of the £1k Monte Carlo at DTD in a few weeks. This hat would be chosen by the winner.

So as the winner (/brags), I now get to choose a ridiculous hat for this punter to wear, hopefully humiliating him further.

Any ideas would be very welcome.

Thanks team.

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I've never seen better.

Good chance Pleno took a dive, he has been desperate to dress up at a live tournament for ages now!

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http://www.fancydress-costumes.co.uk/acatalog/Silly_Hats.html (http://www.fancydress-costumes.co.uk/acatalog/Silly_Hats.html)

By the look of it, Boba was just searching for 'topless men', and theses ones just happened to have hats on.

If he's still got the locks he had when I last saw him in Marbella, might ask him to donate £100 to charity and insist he doesnt wear a hat

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Surely the tap in would be a footy related one? he's a massive Newc fan.... so something Sunderland related would be pretty bad for him right?

:D

If I'm going to be there I want to see it in the flesh....

Any limits on the hat size/shape/colour/duration etc?

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rofl, fml.

UltimateBet cap please

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Hat, wig and shades ensemble please.  Can we make him grow the goatee too?

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winner winner winner chicken for dinner.

<3

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ainec imo

haha short locks now.

must be wasting a lot of EV in haircuts these days :P

yeh fml

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imo.

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all acceptable imo

Surely something more subtle and fan boy based so the people that need to get the joke, get it, and he doesnt just get loads of attention, which he might like :)

http://pokerbrat.com/apparel/Hellmuth-13-Gold-on-Black-Hat
http://www.lids.com/World-Series-Of-Poker/20503486

Obv Sunderland one a great shout

Or if gonna go extreme

http://hannabeth.buzznet.com/photos/top20internetbuysapr/?id=68136117

(nothing personal obv, just what id make people wear)

Hellmuth hat is a good shout

Lolz @ all these hats. DTD have to allow him to wear it though, think they'd draw the line somewhere.

Smurf hat and paint him blue

This^
Or dress him as a garden gnome as he's only 2' 6" ;)

The ice cream hats genius

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Lol at her expression.

She's just been 5-bet, and isn't impressed.

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Think the Sunderland hat would be too brutal, snap wearing any other hat over that.

Ice cream cone is com.

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Can probably get kitted out in WSOP gear/hellmuth for £100

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Mr Pee Leno a smart boy, has defo negotiated a 'nee mackem hats or buyout' clause to this prop ;)

I think it's better to make him wear something that isn't obviously for a prop. Like get him some ridiculous chavvy Nike cap with the peak bent as if its been sat bent in a cup over night. Gives off the 'I'm a ****' vibe without it being obvious

Whilst i see your point I think you vastly underestimate how hilarious it'll be to see every none blonde ask pleno why he has a chicken on his head, over and over for three days.

spite 3betting list for next week is increasing by the post.

lol can see the PHA posts now....'villain and I have weird dynamic, he is wearing a silly hat and spite three betting, but he's just taken off the hat and announced 'fuck hats, I'm all in'. We have T8o. WWYD? Is it possible the hat (and people asking about the hat...) has tilted him enough to shove wide enough to call this off for three trillion bigs?

Actually lol'd and chortled for an extended period that exceeded 20 seconds!!!! :D :D :D
even some belly-achers...

More love for the Sunderland idea... who else do the Jordies hate??



WHAT ABOUT -
Plastic 'muscle chest' with white GS vest over it... headphones around his neck like that one from GS and top it off with an "I'd rather be in Sunderland" cap tilted to the side.... >>???

Bit lame to stick a Mackem hat on him imo, the more comedy and ridiculous looking the better surely. Nobody would even do a double take on a lad in a baseball cap, compared to having a top hat on or something!

v generous imo :p



little bit of wee.....

Agree with Dubai, I think the cruellest options are the ones that don't necessarily make it obvious that he has lost a bet

That poo hat is so good.

Omg rofl some of these hats are amazing!

its quite amazing that a market for all these hats exist, refreshing to see that even in turbulent economic times there is still plenty of money about for silly hats.

Maybe it will all be ok after-all.

do you have any tight definition of 'hat'? I mean, with a slightly relaxed meaning of the word I guess you could get pretty creative...

How much would a large lady want paying to sit on Pads shoulders for a few hours? Anyone?!?! (Looks at herbie)

its alright, its the weekend now and Jamie is stalling too long and no hat will be here on time.

#amateur
#wpbro

we definitely had a similar idea in mind..

rofled out loud.


gowan nittytendencies

hat only has to make it to Notts, not Gibraltar.

#livinginthesunsolongyouforgotwhatareasonableishpostalservicefeelslikebro

#justsaying

also a bit of bitb arrognace/swagger will definitely encourage Jamie to tone down the ridicness of the hat.

suuuuuuure will.

arse.

tried to find some kinda clause in the bet: reverse implied odds obv.

[18/02/2013 15:52:52] Patrick Leonard: prop bet in march jamie? whoeevr lloses has to wear winners choice of a hat
[18/02/2013 15:52:56] Patrick Leonard: for monte carlo
[18/02/2013 15:52:57] Jamie Sykes: yeah in
[18/02/2013 15:52:59] Jamie Sykes: so in
[18/02/2013 15:53:04] Patrick Leonard: ok cool
[18/02/2013 15:53:09] Patrick Leonard: highest bb/100 in april
[18/02/2013 15:53:11] Jamie Sykes: wanna do win rate?
[18/02/2013 15:53:12] Jamie Sykes: sure
[18/02/2013 15:53:14] Jamie Sykes: boom
[18/02/2013 15:53:19] Patrick Leonard: for every 15k hands that you play more than me
[18/02/2013 15:53:21] Jamie Sykes: so many cool hats
[18/02/2013 15:53:22] Patrick Leonard: i give you 0.5bb/100
[18/02/2013 15:53:29] Patrick Leonard: loser has to buy the hat
[18/02/2013 15:53:32] Patrick Leonard: max spend of hat £100
[18/02/2013 15:53:38] Jamie Sykes: lol ok im in
[18/02/2013 15:53:39] Jamie Sykes: booked
[18/02/2013 15:53:43] Patrick Leonard: alrght booked
[18/02/2013 15:53:49] Patrick Leonard: have to wear it for every day
[18/02/2013 15:54:01] Patrick Leonard: if winner decides he wants you to wear another hat on day 2, day 1b etc then he has to provide it
[18/02/2013 15:54:12] Jamie Sykes: right ok.
[18/02/2013 15:54:31] Jamie Sykes: lol love this bet

Love this

very obvious angle if you want to find it...

Lol what are you on pleno you cheese cake, I can get a hilarious hat in next day delivery (on your dime obviously) any time I want bro.

No way you're wigglin' out of this one.

I might even make my own hat. You don't want something that comes out of my imagination, ask Lil Dave.

prob wouldn't be allowed into dtd though.

I was hugely surprised how quickly my isit hat came through in the post, you should be fine! Get on it now syksey.


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how about a full on matching ali g fest

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Have worn this before to a party, can confirm after a few hours you forget you're wearing it and get some odd looks as you bowl up to the petrol station!

Problem with something ridic is everyone will realise he has just lost a bet.

Mackems baseball cap ftw.

Go for some level 6 thinking and get dinner paid for as well.

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Mask optional

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Respirator would be an awesome experiment but I guess possibly minus ev so cant ask him to wear this for MC.

surely thats not a hat its a mask?

no love/explanations wanted?

yes ls.

@jamie do you still have the top? gotta wear it i guess.

OK AS YOU'RE DEMANDING ME TO TELL YOU THE STORY...

~5 years ago myslef, Jamie and our friend Rob had a bet, we started with $50 on ipoker at about midday and had till 8pm to spin to as much as we could, the winner got to design t-shirts that the others must wear at our local tournament that night. Rob won, although I lost a big pot 3handed in a sit and go which would have handed me the victory, fkn rigged BS ipoker obv.

On the back of Jamie's I think it also said something that suggested he enjoyed receiving anal penetration, and also the line "Rob J Schooled me at Razz" (private joke)

Mine had a pair of enormous novelty breasts, and made reference to my enjoyment for incest, even referencing specific incidents. Luckily no pictures of my t-shirt have survived the years, hence why i'm more than happy to share the story :)

Lesson: our friend Rob is pretty fucked up. Jamie, who grew up with him is equally as damaged.

Tie a bag of sugar or super system or anything else heavy to the top of a baseball cap.

Sitting with a nice weight on your head for hours has to better "punishment" then a picture/slogan.

Tie super system to;

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Face is Plenos reaction too lol

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If Nufc lose on Sunday I'm refusing the Sunderland hat btw.

    Love this thread. Cannot wait to meet Pleno at the Monte Carlo. Wonder how I will know who he is.

Scraggy hair/smallest guy in the room

he's 7 foot tall and just calls down top set regularly

:D

A custom made baseball cap with this image

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ROFL *ducks for cover*

Bald cap.

Well then.... What's he wearing?!

U havent read the live updates have you, Jamie picked him out a toupee similar to this

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incred!

POTY

 Ahrt

Booootiful

ToddSwain ladies and gentlemen.

No pics of the hat/wig in this thread then? :(

Rumours of a 5k buyout were circulating DTD. I think Mr. Sykes decided to leave the barnet alone and go for the PJs which can be seen somewhere in the 1c section.

Fail

sure wore a hat.

sigh....