blonde poker forum

I believe this starts tonight.

Regards

G2L

Sweepstake (10 quid to tighty after tonight). 15 spots:

G2L paid
Millidonk paid
Orneris paid
AndrewT piad
Sharplea paid
Borntobubble paid
Kinboshi paid
Yian paid via DM
CF paid
Trip5 paying cash
Dmorgan paid
SheriffFatman paid
Nirvana paid
Silo Graham paid
SovSong paid

1. Leah Boshi
2. Francesca Milli
3. Alex Dan Morgan
4. Zeeshan Borntobubble
5. Uzma Silo
6. Neil CF
7. Jordan Yian
8. Natalie Sov
9. Kurt George
10. Rebecca AndrewT
11. Jason Shaplea
12. Tim Fatman
13. Sophie Nirvana
14. Luisa Horneris
15. Myles Trip5

Looking forward to it. Nearly at the end of the current series of American Celeb apprentice but prefer UK one tbh.

In

Regards

A

In

Regards

R

Any sweepstakes? I'm a deeg, I know...

Regards

Y

I expect we'll be watching it. 

Regards

G

Fuck my life.

Regards

AT

Another bunch of stereotypical wannabes

In for the comedy value and to make 'You're Fired!' worth watching


Regards

D

I will be catching up on iplayer tomorrow.

Already a blatant lack of etiquette displayed by some in this thread.

Regards

C

Time to claim my initials again.

Regards

SF

My first task when I get back to the uk, catch up with my the apprentice on iplayer.

See you in a month.

Regards

L

In

Regards

PBL

joy

In

Regards

T

Love the Muppet Show.  From the clips advertising this series, it looks like they've gone all out to find the biggest pricks available.

If watching live, twitter is the place to be :)

Regards,

K

My fave comedy show on BBC. On two nights this week, double joy! :)

regards

rs

Semi in

Regards,

BDM

You got it last year ;)

Regards

A

Regards

n

In for the win

Regards,

T5

xx

In yer face rs!

I got dibs on the initial first this year so up yours.

Regards

R

Thats why I'm lower case :)

regards

rs (or I can use my alter ego GFY) :)

Innnn

Regards

DM

Innnnnnn also

Regards,

S.

Subscibed

Regards,

B

Candidates:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/22368986

Happy to do a sweepstake. Will organise it AFTER tonight tho so 15 spaces. 10-20 quid each? Again up to everyone. Also if someone else like tighty wants to hold it's fine. Not sure how many vouchs I'd get ;)

Will be random draw. Will update opening post with names. Me in so far

Regards

G2L

In for a sweepstake


Regards

rs (GFY)

Can we get a consensus on price pls?

Regards

G2L

tenner

I can escrow if people wish. as long as someone vouches

Happy enough for G2L to hold the funds though

I'll organise tighty tomorrow evening. U can hold if everyone's happy with that. Tenner a man. Tighty u in?

Regards

G2L

Yes sir

first 15 get in right?

First 15 yeh. Etiquette oh tight one

Regards

G2L

I will never get the T in this.

Looking forward to the show though, i.e. hoping it won't just be wannabes looking for a TV career again.

Regards

t

In for sweep.

Regards

AT

In for sweep

Regards

B2B

In for the sweep

Regardless

K

In obv. £10-£20 is fine.

3 hotties is my count from the contestants. ;kev;

Regards

Y

In for sweepstake.

Those not showing the correct etiquette to apologise and change their ways or they are excluded from sweepstake imo.

Regards

C

My bad

Regards

Y

In for sweep, I have a van to pay for!!

Stars?

Regards, T5

xx

In for the sweep

Regards

DM

We can't have an official Apprentice 2013 thread with out this bad boy!! It just isn't cricket!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0kWvf6wJyw

Enjoy.

Regards, T5

xx

In for the sweepstake.

Love this show, and I currently work with a former contestant.  Remember this fella?  http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/edward-hunter.shtml

Regards

SF

Nobody ever remembers the losers SF

In

Regards

Ri

Sweep please

Regards

n

Absolutely absurd monobrow in this series

Regards

DM

Lots of dodgy eyebrows amongst that lot.

Lots of dodgy contestants.

Regards,

K

Lots of messy hair amongst the ladies.

Not sure how Karen will feel about that!

Regards, T5

xx

Batteries?

Regards,

K

Hemlines are high this year.

Not as high as eyebrows, mind.

Regards

AT

Long-distance Clara was team manager of the girls. 

(http://www.thechestnut.com/pigeon/clara2.jpg)

Regards,

K

Keep your friggin head still Tim , twitches more than 'Arry.

Regards

B

In for the sweep if for some bizarre reason you don't get enough runners.

Don't want to take the place of someone who actually watches the program though so consider me a reserve only.

Regards

J

Lots of over-sized lips in the girls team.

Regards,

K

In

If there's a place

Regards

L

Yep, told you hemlines were high.

Regards

AT

lolol, don't think it means jack shit to tough street talking Sugar tbf.

Regards

n

Such a shame that bo selecta was fired first.  Regards. T

LOL

Regards,

K

In for the sweep - if it's happening?

Regards

$

Ok believe first 15 in op. Sweep will take place at 5pm tomorrow. Tighty can u put up payment details pls?

Regards

G2L

Am I not in the sweep?  Not to worry if not, I'd probably get her that was booted anyway.

Sorry Graham u are in

Evilpie out as per is post

Regards

G2L

Don't boot Pie just for me, I'm not that fussed. Mind you, if he's not seen it yet ;)

Regards

G

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/apprentice-luisa-zissman-topless-naked-kisses-girl-jordan-poulton-dating-hottest-yet-170945069.html?fb_action_ids=10151601864687040&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151601864687040%22%3A131220760408978%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151601864687040%22%3A%22news.reads%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

Didn't take long for the first saucy contestant story/pictures revealed.

lol

(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/345/638/345638699_640.jpg)

Shock horror. Apprentice candidates turn out to have above average levels of numptiness.

Please excuse me from the sweepstake, there's a better than evens chance that I'd draw someone that I couldn't bear to want to win and the prize just doesn't cover the potential for internal angst.


Regards


D

My "semi in" not enough to get "fully in"? FML.

You can have my slot Dave (if George is OK). I don't think I could funk for any of these having just watched episode 1.

regards

rs

Farce. Milli in for Simon

Regards

G2L

Confirmed bad decision.

Much potential for hilarity lost.

Very sad times.

Regards, T5

xx

089300

81251399

£10 to me please, with the reference "Regards" from whichever 14 are in alongside me

names of the 14 please George

Entrants in OP.

I'll transfer you my monies tonight.

Regards

AT

Wiiiiiiiiiiii tyty Si.

Regards,

BDM

As soon as she opened her mouth and started motivating people in that lame teacher to pupil way she was doomed. Not a business person imo.

Obvious firing.

Regards.

AM

I think I could cope with anyone except Frank Sidebottom in the sweep.

Regards
SF

Ok when I get home gonna number 1-15 candidates. I'll send this to someone not in sweep for verification. We will then start the painful process of picking numbers.

Don't pick yet pls.

Regards

G2L

I have a bingo machine, could put balls 1 to 15 in it and record and upload. Create a bit of a sweat?

Live stream?  Sounds exciting!

Can you put names inside the balls Milli? Could be like the FA Cup draw.

Regards

G

Webcam is awful quality so would be a ropey live stream.


Would be incred, but unfortunately they are just small balls with numbers on, sighs.

Milli u around later to somehow co ordinate this?

After 6.45pm I am.

If you give Apprentice candidates a number from 1 to 15 and post on here then I will put blonde entrants into alphabetical order and go down the list getting the machine to randomly draw balls one at a time and film the whole thrilling experience. Could be fun! Imagine it would be ready to upload about 7.30 once I have got in and got sorted, just in time for the day 2.

Is there an exit tonight?

I am sure none of the 15 entrants would be a problem, but if there is an exit funds should be received before the programme please

Sent earlier, was going to say I will happily vouch for Silo but then realised he had already paid. Such a good egg.

My online banking says I need a card reader to do a transfer which I don't have. Can anyone take a stars transfer and ship it for me?

Yeah, someone else goes tonight.

All of the people seemed to be a bit groomed for this in my view?

Regards

A

A's gone

Regards

AT

Send to Raziel2689 on stars and i'll send to Tighty

Ok tighty can u confirm who has sent so far? Milli add me
On Skype pls. George2loose. I'll buzz u at 6.45 to sort the draw

Tighty I will send my tenner at 6

Regards

G2L

Thanks Dan. Sent.

cheers Milli, the thought is appreciated

Regards

G

Can I still join?

I don't want that old bloke who thought it was shrewd to buy tonnes of batteries and spend hours putting them in for 25p extra a cat.

first post of thread has who has paid

Dan M, Silo, Milli so far

sigh, it appears my joy post wasn't really a confirmation of my desire to play

Not in but feel left out.

Regards,

B

do you want in the sweepstake?

take my place if you want. happy enough to anti-rail a few of the people/contestants.

hahahahaha

ok, ill send to your bank details posted a couple of pages ago, thanks

Will do.

I keep forgetting to put Regards, BDM

Regards,

BDM

no worries

Hope you get the "look guys,look, look,look" posh fella

Twat. Him, not you.

Shipped to Tighty

I'm defo in but may miss the send fund deadline.

Don't want to make a rubbish 'vouch' gag... Is this ok?

Regards

$

send when you can

Just had a read through this thread.

Lot's of reckless ignorance of standard thread protocol from what I can see.

Such a shame as it used to be so well controlled.

Regards

J

Shipped

Regards

AT

Money shipped.

J is right

Regards

n

Right need to get a move on with this.

Start picking numbers. I've got a list 1-15.

First come first serve on numbers. If people aren't about I'll get tighty to pick a number for u

I'll take the last

Go

Regards

G2L

No. i've done the draw!

Video is uploading to youtube but the numbers are:

AndrewT - 10
Borntobubble - 4
CF - 6
Dan Morgan - 3
G2L - 9
Horneris - 14
Boshi - 1
Millidonk - 2
Nirvana - 3
Silo Graham - 5
Sheriff fatman - 12
Sharplea - 11
SovSong - 8
Trip5 - 15
Yian - 7

U are a legend

Regards

G2L

Funds sent.

Regards

C

P.S. What should be the protocol for lack of etiquette? Especially from those who made the thread and should know better.

13?

Regards

G2L

12 mins til upload complete, I can assure you the draw is completely RANDOM as you will soon see, I will also NEVER get the job of a news anchor neither will my missus get the job of camerawoman, not had the chance to watch it back yet, but it should be funny, i am also wearing Hawaian shorts but the missus turned the camera off before I remembered to stand up..

My bad typo, Nirvana is 13

Regards,

BDM

1. Leah Boshi
2. Francesca Milli
3. Alex Dan Morgan
4. Zeeshan Borntobubble
5. Uzma Silo
6. Neil CF
7. Jordan Yian
8. Natalie Sov
9. Kurt George
10. Rebecca AndrewT
11. Jason Shaplea
12. Tim Fatman
13. Sophie Nirvana
14. Luisa Horneris
15. Myles Trip5

Regards

G2L

wife wants to give me "Alex" eyebrows, fml.

Regards

AM

Outright Winner odds from Paddy Power

6/1 Leah Totton
7/1 Neil Clough
7/1 Uzma Yakoob
8/1 Sophie Lau
8/1 Francesca MacDuff-Varley
8/1 Jordan Poulton
8/1 Rebecca Slater
8/1 Natalie Panayi
8/1 Luisa Zissman
8/1 Kurt Wilson
9/1 Tim Stillwell
9/1 Myles Mordaunt
10/1 Alex Mills
11/1 Zeeshaan Shah
12/1 Jason Leech

Keep forgetting my manners

Regards

Y

Good work chaps

Regards

G

Yikes, so cringe.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6jbBjgJd5M

Regards,

BDM

Happy with that draw.

Regards

C

I like yours and milli's horse.

Regards

Y

Please tell me the formal dress was purely for that video.

Regards

C

Sent

Regards

$

Legend, pmsl at the video, love it Milli :)

Regards

G

This could be the best thing I've ever seen on blonde the interwebz.

;tightend;

Regards,

K

lol great tekkers mate

Gutted I just missed out, looking forward to railing it tho..

You all stand a great chance seeing that Eso is not in it.

Fantastic effort!

Regards

$

Thanks for all the tranfsers

G2L
Sharplea
Borntobubble
Trip5

left to pay

Regards

T

Draw so rigged.

Reminded me of this

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_fIvT8AkBw

Regards

AT

Haha incred,

Need to get me one of those machines!

I have 45 numbers and am taking bookings for future sweepstakes..

Regards,

BDM

That is a very dashing necktie. After reading your exploits on the lardy thread I didn't think you would be quite so dapper. Great work

Regards

n

Great Thread

A few disappointments Regards etiquette.

Non looking forward too seeing the FLK in the boys team

Regards

M

Standard Milli greatness

Regards

EK

Sent

Regards

G2L

Ah the drinks one. I was in a pub in Richmond when they were selling this stuff and I deliberately didn't look at them or take any notice in case it was near the end and so I'd know which ones were still in.

This shows how much I am giving this thread 110%

Regards

AT

Watching this drinking my unflavoured beer.

Regards

C

Morons

Regards

C

sending tonight - just got in.

Regards,

S

My poor ears.

Poor Tim.

Regards

C

Gg Milli lol

Regards

L

Only Joking  ;hide;

Facking hell. Sick sweat.. still in. wiiiiiiiii

Regards,

BDM.

GTFO

Regards

$

Felt a bit sorry for Tim, he seems like a nice chap but it was probably his fault.   Entertaining episode again, I think I'll enjoy this series.

Did you not try a pint Andrew?  Was it the poncy wine bar?  Do they just show up or do you get prior warning?  I'd be keen to be about when something like this happens, not that I want to be on tele, I really don't but I'd like to see it all in action.

Regards

G

Pretty happy with that draw.  A decent starting hand imo.

Regards,

K

It was at the Pitcher & Piano in Richmond - they were just about wrapping up when I got there. Someone I knew had one of the bottles and said it was grim. I doubt they just pitch up at busy pub on a Saturday night so it would have been organised in advance.

Regards

AT (Team Rebecca)

But I thought people would happily pay £4 a pint?

They said so on tele. It has to be true.

Regards

C

The draw was quality viewing! Sorry only just caught up with the thread was out after work playing golf and needed to catch up on the episodes and didn't want any spoilers from the thread! Have shipped funds now sorry for the delay tighty!

Regards

B2B

Loved Milli's under the breath 'fuck off's' in the draw.  Almost made up for him giving me Tim 'nice but dim'.

Still, at least it wasn't Alex.

Regards SF

Rebecca :) yummy hope she wins

Regards.

AM

incred first two episodes

gonna be fireworks im sure

regards

pbl.

3 guys went off to sell to the trade with one empty beer bottle ......... ;dingdell; ;dingdell; ;dingdell;

"You can't sample it but can have a quick sniff"

You couldn't make it up......

First two shows, both losing PMs booted. Bit of a change from last year. Best thing about show is "You're fired" though :)


regards


rs

I love Luisa, I'm glad I got her, even though she won't win, shes a lovely lass.

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/apprentice-luisa-zissman-topless-naked-kisses-girl-jordan-poulton-dating-hottest-yet-170945069.html

Deece video Milli.

Apprentice application form leaked:

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c17/JCtheMessiah/2013_05_08_thepoke-apprentice1.jpg)

Regards,

K

Once bought a pint for 4.20 in manchester, horrible moment

Bought one in Copenhagen for about a tenner!

Regards,

K

Just watched the first two episodes. Rebecca survived by lying in the boardroom, so nothing new there.

Luisa's comment to Leah "No offence, but you're a doctor" was not the best put-down I've ever heard.

Regards

MT

Myles is going to stay this week.

Regards, T5

xx

Worst two lots of crap ever!!

Will be surprised if any sell.

Regards, T5

xx

I quite liked the chair idea, thought it was very good.  The box was rubbish, tonnes of that sort of thing about already and at half the price. Not a particularly great episode this week imo.

Regards

G

Just watched it, while doing poker. Highlight - "I'm in the look-good industry" from someone who looks like she has wandered in on her way home from work at a lap-dancing club, but got caught in the rain on the way.

Regards

MT

Worst group of candidates ever. Hand picked because the producers think being farcicaly stupid makes better TV.

If Alan Sugar really thinks that these are the best this country has to offer by way of potential business partners, he should be fired.

What was originally a good show has been dumbed down to the point where it is now nothing more than a post adolescent version of Crackerjack, purposely tailored so as not to tax the intellectual capacity of the lowest common denominator.

Regards

R

It's a multifunctional box

How many things does it do?

Two. Oh and it has a cushion

Multifunctional

Give me strength

Quite how Suralan fired winsome Sophie instead of one of the two shrieking banshees, one of whom is a design expert, the other of whom wants to go into partnership with him designing fashion is beyond me.

Regards, a puzzled...

T.

Very bizarre to see them at my former workplace last night.  Didn't recognise any of the peeps they were pitching to though.

Regards

SF

I actually thought the boy's table seat was a good idea.

Regards

C

lol

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cUU3HLIVk

regards T

Is it me, or does Uzma look like one of the "birds" in White Chicks?!!

Haha! No its not just you, thats how my sister Bridie refers to her.

Regards

rg

Worst series ever.

I'll watch it, but I refuse to enjoy it.

Regards

R

(http://www.radiotimes.com/namedimage/The_Apprentice_series_9__Meet_the_candidates___Uzma_Yakoob.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/29606.jpg)

GG

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pbvmsO2f1qihp55o1_500.gif)

She looked much better and you're fired

Regards

G2L

gtfo.

r
pbl

she was the worst contestant ever.

how on earth did she get through selection?

regards,

BDM

Agreed.  When I drew her in the sweep I was quite pleased, first episode she talked a good game but since then she's done nothing.  Even said in the cab that she'd be all over the selling in this one, inside or outside, she'd sell then when outside said she couldn't do it

Waste of space, glad she went

Regards

G

The bird from White Chicks actually looks less strange!

Yeah this.

First time I'm ever actually getting into this show. By god, they're terrible.

People aren't that great in terms of quality but I wouldn't enjoy watching it if they were all super clever. I think the guy with the weird eye brows will win.

Farm one was filmed on the road I just moved from in London in se16!

Dear previous posters

A friendly reminder that rudeness will not be tolerated in this thread. Sort it out please.

Regards

C

I think I know who you mean, and I wholeheartedly concur. He is hilarious

The rest of them are terrible, really really terrible.

the show has gone downhill, I still watch it every week though so what do I know

Regards
I am Sub-Zero! Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei! And you are trespassing! Fight!

Nasty bit of scheming by Neil, latching on to the milkshakes, but devolving responsibility for it. If they lose, he can try to pin all the blame on Kurt. And if they win, it doesn't matter whether he or Kurt gets the credit, cos they've won.

And what an idiot that Jordan is with his "Get In" and "Come On". No-one behaves like that in business meetings.

Regards

MT

This. Sort it out or you're all fired

Regards

G2L

This is on tonight if you guys didn't realise

WHAAA? Are you sure?
Being as I'm reading this at 11:15pm I think I've missed it >:(

Regards
rg

on BBC3 later in week (think Thursday 7pm)

Sigh

Regards

B2b

every firing been obvious so far, very poor :(

Regards, AM

This year's Stuart Baggs gets fired early. Obvious choice, but a shame for car crash TV purposes

Oud Have thought it?

Regards

T

Terrible show so far. Probably one of my favourites!

Not sure #TeamMyles did himself any favours..

Though if he keeps winning those £90 flips he might be okay.

More car crash tv next week please.

Googly eyed Natasha to go!

Regards, T5

xx

Loving the Jordan celebrations. Pretty sure The Shug has told people off before...You just wouldn't would you....?

Regards

BA

this needs more love, made me chuckle

Enjoying it and can see why others enjoy it. But by god, I'm finding it stressful dealing with how big idiots they are.

Very impressed with the girls' strategy in the boardroom. He was toast as soon as she mentioned that she thought he was sexist. I actually thought the northern irish girl was bang out of order just ignoring what he said - whether or not he turned out to be wrong, in the case that it was basically a trick question and his having a good degree of local knowledge actually counting against him - and deciding that her own strategy was best. If she had called him to say one more time 'hey i think we should change our strategy' and gave her reasons why, and he ignored her and they couldn't do well, then she's covered her own ass and can take the glory when her sub-team wins and blame him when the subteam loses. But as things stand she just came across as someone who won't listen to other people.

You should go on it Aaron, reckon you would go far! :D

I've wanted to apply in the past and I've come close to doing so, but I don't think I'd get on. It's not that I'm not good at business - I've been a salesman before, can negotiate, in general think I have the right qualities to do well in business - it's that I can actually work with other people. I've only started watching this year but one thing that's apparent is that for all their skills and experience they've mostly picked people that are just incapable of working with others and showing some humility. Everyone talks over everyone else, talks bad behind their backs, I mean.... it's obviously designed that way to make it good for tv but it's not about finding a good investment for Al, it's obviously only about tv.

She really owned him but your definitely right, no intention of listening to anything he said. Poor bringing in Natasha was never going. You missed your regards.

Regards. 
Rfg

Wrong decision IMO.

I'd have booted the PM.

Though I don't think Rebecca thought her corner nearly well enough.

Regards

C

None of the girls are any good, which is a shame as I have Leah in the sweepstake.

Tonight was cringe-worthy from start to finish.

Regards,

K

Phew, sick swerve there.

Am I the only one who likes luisa?

Can also tell who is in the final due to twitter all those who are obv ggd tweeting a lot those who are in the final don't have an account or don't tweet.

Also hel the fuck is Jason still in?!

Pbl

nah I love Luisa

Whatshisface that did the motivational speech surely has to be the favourite at this point.

Jason is just hilarious and I hope he stays under the radar long enough not to get found out how he is!

Such a bunch of numptys that Neil is favourite and Luisa has a chance of running him close.

Only reason for watching the programme is to give context to You're Fired but even that is beginning to look formulaic.

Regards

D

Lots of people posting in this thread without the correct etiquette.

They're walking a fine line, as Morning Lord Sugar would say.

Regards,

K

I took Rebecca saying "We'll see what happens. I'm going to enjoy it", when they were discussing Luisa, to mean she has a disaster coming up.

Neil has ability but is extremely arrogant and has shown himself to be a nasty piece of work in previous weeks. We've had his kind several times before - they go deep but never win.

Regards

MT

great episode, Jason is absolutely comedy

regards

pbl

loved it double fade ftw.

regards

bdm

Can't believe I developed the RFH for Natalie the night she left.

Think tonight's show was absolutely ridiculious. Myles can't pitch to get 2 items he wants, just repetitive 'we love it'. Then he tries to sell caravans and just comes across boring. Useless IMO. Defiantly should have been him and the Liverpudlian going tonight.

Think Jason excelled tonight, is really wacky too.

Final three for me will be Alex, Neil & Luisa.

Winner = Neil

Bizarre choice of location for the briefing.

This week's show is going to be about selling caravan stuff at an exhibition in Birmingham. We want to have the briefing somewhere that goes along with tonight's theme. I know the very place - how about the Tower of London?

Regards

MT

Car crash, but didnt stop laughing all night. Quality.

Pretty sure Alex has had some face work! Weird looking fella

Neil is showing well at the moment but I suspect that Interview Week will expose his shortcomings. Plus someone should tell him that you're allowed to shave your neck.

Irish girl to go next, she sucks the life out of every situation and was a major part of the reason why they got neither of their choices.

Oh, and Dara O'Brien is a confirmed comedy genius.


Regards

D

This.

Regards

AB

Can't see any updates on the last longer. I think this is how it currently stands.

1. Leah Boshi
2. Francesca Milli
3. Alex Dan Morgan
4. Zeeshan Borntobubble
5. Uzma Silo
6. Neil CF
7. Jordan Yian
8. Natalie Sov
9. Kurt George
10. Rebecca AndrewT
11. Jason Shaplea
12. Tim Fatman
13. Sophie Nirvana
14. Luisa Horneris
15. Myles Trip5

I want Jason to win because he's awesome.

But I want Neil to win for the £££.

Regards

C

Pretty big fade for Alex, thought that his approach in the boardroom was terrible and avoided the chop only because the Kurt was terrible and Sugar can't bear a crier.

Kurt was frustratIngly bad. Actually like Alex he's semi competent

Regards

Pbl

No way Myles is gunna win..

He is worse than bug eyes and that is saying something.

Confirmed twat.

GG sweepstake

Regards, T5

xx

Where are your regards?


Regards

R

Noooooooooooooooooo Jason :(

Regards

C

Ridiculous episodes, both teams performed horrifically, two terrible videos and the disjointed nature of both sides was very poor.

Neil stepped back a bit and his team got hammered. I feel like Jordan, Neil, Alex in the final, Neil clear winner for me atm.

Regards,

RFG

I fking love Jason though. what a joker.

Where's your etiquette?

Regards,

k

Motivational speech yo

He KILLED it.

Regards,

 AP

Throughout the whole process the only thing I've thought about Luisa is I would. But last night there was merit to her seizing control from the dithering scientist and I think Sir Alan was secretly impressed. It's all very well countdown nick saying she was "pushing him and intimidating him" but the embarrassing website was a picture of an old man and a click here button. The boffin needed to be pushed and if he's being intimidated by his subordinates it only demonstrates his unsuitability for business. So now I still would Luisa but think she has potential as well.

Regards

M01

def wouldn't be gentle though, comes off as a ditzy annoying slag.

I already miss Jason. The love he got from the 'you're fired' audience showed it all.

1. Leah Boshi
2. Francesca Milli
6. Neil CF
7. Jordan Yian
14. Luisa Horneris

still in the hunt


WTF was Jordan doing in the boardroom?

Would you ever buy a statement candle?

What about a ceramic glove?


Next week, the interviews

Regards

T

The interviews are usually the best bit.  Can't wait to hear the ridiculous ideas and statements in their CVs.

Car crash TV at its finest.

Regards,

K

Love the Interview week.

Neil will get pummelled by them all!  Should be fun.

Luisa will win overall.

Regards,

W

So waiting for the year one of them clocks Claude.

Regards

AT

Claudes such a boss. love it.

interviews are by far the best bit of the series.

Penfold ftw.


(http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/penfold.jpg)


Regards

RD

Bad etiquette ITT.

;ban;

PS  ROFL @ Tom :D

Regards,

K

if I don't start a regards finishing style to annoy someone I sure am getting involved. ridic tilting.

This week last year I was in Vegas with Lu, absolute million I believed she'd be on BBC 1 sat across from Lord Sugar a year later haha, but so glad she is

Love watching now, literally only TV I have watched in months other than sport, found Jason hilarious from start to finish and liked the overall mix of characters, Neil also in my top 3

Wonder if I can ban you from posting in the Lounge... ;carlocitrone;

Regards,

K

you'll be seeing me in your dreams if you do laddy.

kisses

xx

norrrr. Sugar you fuck. wounded.

regards,

BDM

1. Leah Boshi
14. Luisa Horneris

for the £150 prize

Jordan's interview with Claude was brutal TV. loved it

Regards

T

Nooooooooooo Neil!!!

Think he was easily the strongest apart from that.

Regards

C

We're turning over £60,000 profit

I enjoyed the ep and think the right 2 got through. I would be happy to inject my capital into them anytime. Will prob contact the loser after next weeks show

Regards

n

Just seen episode.
 Noticed Mrs Brady being overly pro and overly against certain people.

She should keep her thoughts like that to herself unless asked methinks, but she is welcome to meet me to discuss the matter, anytime.

Regards

BA

If Neil was quicker on his feet in thinking and showed signs of backing down a touch its game over.

So silly, to ignore what he was getting fed back.


Final 2 are superb on most levels.

Regards

W.

Luisa and Leah. Everyone's a winner

Regards

G2L

Complete fkin sigh at Neil going. His business plan did seem absolutely terrible. Its fairly brutal for Jordan, he seems to have been set-up, there is no way they didn't know long before now that he wasn't an equity owner etc etc. Started to come around to Luisa but I don't understand why she would want to give 50% away when she seems so close to being there anyway. Leah's idea is solid but I cannot see why Lord Sugar would take the gamble in case anything went wrong, it would be his mug plastered everywhere. Obviously, she wouldn't want it to happen either, but when he is so set for life with a good rep everywhere apart from Spurs it just seems like too big a risk. Francesca showed very little, good idea but so cold and dull. I mean shoe collection, wtf is that about. Neil ftw :( :( :(

Regards

AP

Foxtrot Oscar Neil. Always disliked you and I'm glad I don't have to hear your horrible voice again.

Agree that Jordan was set up but WTF?

You couldn't go to the bank with your Business Plan and not know your own Sales or be confused between Turnover and Profit, FFS, and this is no different in that regard, so Francesca was uninvestable.

Three unviable only left two standing and a tough decision to choose two from two.

Regards

MT

I find it hard to believe that the best  business plan out of all these candidates was a cupcake/baking online business.  Whilst I do agree that it's the best one of the lot of them and from what I've seen looks like a great idea, the overall standard of business proposals was absolutely shocking.    Same happened last series, such poor ideas from what they bill as the future of British Businesspeople.  AMS must have sighed after he read the proposals, but at least he has Tom's nail clipper to fall back on. 

Regards

G

find it very odd about them recording the final twice with 2 different endings and it all happening last Autumn, just feels weird and dodgy.

Cliffs?

Regards

A

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0071b63/faq

Looks pretty standard.

In a previous series the broadcast was delayed several months until after the 2010 General Election and both finalists worked for Lord Sugar until the broadcast. (Back when it was a job not a "business opportunity").

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice_(UK_TV_series)


regards



rs

Never watched a series of Apprentice where I've disliked the candidates so much.
The women this year were an absolute disgrace, can't believe its an all girl final when the best thing they could think of when asked the most interesting thing about themselves was 'I have the most voluminous hair' or 'My shoe collection'

I suppose I want Luisa to win now, she is marginally less grating than Leah, who is the worlds worst advert for her own services, being as when she blinks one eye closes a full 3 seconds before the other one, and her top lip looks like she's having an allergic reaction.

regards
rg


         

I don't even dislike them (apart from Neil). It's just seemed a bit boring compared to previous series.

Regards

MT

I still <3 Jason he was so dreamy and nice.

Quite like AMS to just fire both the finalists and bring Jason back :D

It's a all become rather formulaic in the selection process and very much in the edit.

Jordan = Baggs the Brand, Neil = the one from two years ago who slept with the pretty one who is equiv to Luisa, except I don't see that game playing gal making that sort of mistake. Lots of other stereotypes on show and it all used to make intriguing tv, and now, meh, it's only worth watching to give TAYF some context.

Can't see past Luisa ftw now.

Regards

D

Thinking that Luisa is going to 'nick' it off Leah by a nose...

Leah gets it by skin of her teeth

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


;mexicanwave;

Lol  :)up

Bugger!

Regards.

RD

well done kin