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Assume Mr Moyes departs Everton for Man Utd, which looks likely.

Can you predict the Managerial merry-go-round that will follow?

For example, say, Martinez or Laudrup gets the Everton gig, who will replace either at Wigan or Swansea?

Or.......if Rafael Benetiz got the Everton gig, & Jose replaces him at Chelsea, but who gets the Real Madrid job?

So, for starters, (& assuming Moyes goes) who will Moyes replacement be, & who will replace him at his current club?

Even Tighty will struggle here. Betcha.

You eyeing up a treble Teeks?

everton vitor pereira

Saw Gary Megson buying chips and a chicken pie near Goodison Park yesterday. Time to get your betting boots on TK :)

Martinez or Phil Neville to Everton imo

Moyes to Man U

Pereira to Everton

Mourinho to Chelsea

After staying up by a point, Newcastle sack Pardew and go for Laudrup to replace him

Laudrup leaves Swansea

Norwich sack Chris Hughton

Relegated, Wigan want to keep Martinez and Swansea think about bringing him back but eventually recruit Gus Poyet after Brighton are cruelly denied by Leicester in the Championship Play off final, on penalites. They promise their fans a contunuation of the attractive football played under Martinez, Rodgers and Laudrup

Norwich, swayed by a fan base bored by Hughton's prosaic managemenent style decide on Neil Lennon who decides the SPL is not the challenge the EPL is and leaves for East Anglia

The Stoke board are fearing the worst for 2013-14, and feel it is time to move on, pushing Tony Pulis into a director of football role. After someone who will fit in with the team and Pulis, they give Ian Holloway another crack at the top division

Pardew returns to Crystal Palace where he played for many years

At Brighton, forward thinking board go for Uwe Rosler to contunie Poyet's work

 

I think Martinez to Everton is a decent shout.

Who would replace him at Wigan is a tricky one although Dave Whelan seems to be a very shrewd judge of character.

Bugger, Tighty killed the thread.

I do think Rosler is destined for bigger things though.

Moyes > Man U
Martinez > Everton
Mourinho > Chelsea

Yes - but who replaces Martinez @ Wigan, & Jose @ Real?

Martinez to Wigan
Wigan relegated go for Uwe Rosler
Mourinho stays at Madrid after they ask too much in compo despite wanting to sack him
Chelsea go for Pellegrini
Norwich replace Hughton with Karl Robinson of MKD
Stoke sack Pulis and go for Poyet
Redknapp leaves QPR for Brighton to be closer to his home
Leicester sack Pearson
Pearson goes to QPR to rebuild
Leicester get Neil Lennon

Would like to throw Coyle / Solskjaer > Wigan out there and see what the gurus think???

No idea about Real.

^^^

I don't think Tony Bloom would stand for 'Arry.

FO to Nigel Pearson.

LOL  :)

I don't follow Premiership footy that closely, mainly as my team haven't been in it since 1999 (gulp!)

Why is Moyes rated so highly? Is his likely appointment down to SAF annoiting a successor or has Moyes got some factor I've totally missed?

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Bilic to Everton!!!!!!

We won't sack hughton unless relegated IMO, will be near the top of the betting to go first next season though.

People think Laudrup would come up here ?

Would snap take him.

Can someone please take Phil Brown from us please?  ;carlocitrone;

this

On that note Uwe Rossler to Brighton would be pretty hilarious........

Moyes to United

Bill Kenwright calls a press conference on Monday morning, unveiling the new manager at Goodison

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In a sensational coup, Mark Hughes's agent plays his last bit of dirt on a chairman to secure his man the Real Madrid job.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01546/mark-hughes_1546703c.jpg)

An astonishing run of results sees Aston Villa go down and Randy Lerner sacks Lambert, who is left dumbfounded:

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Villa are short of money but negotiate the return of prodigal son, Dean Saunders, who immediately brings in a surprising assistant:

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At Blackburn, "to help Mr Bowyer with his decision making", Venkys unveil an innovative committee structure for team selection, comprising a group of experienced managers:

'Arry
Dave Bassett
Kenny Jackett
Sir Alex Ferguson
Sven Goran Eriksson
And Mr Miyagi

In the event of a tie, Sheppy Singh confirms that the final decision will be made, not by Gary Bowyer, but by Head Judge, Len Goodman:

(http://i.digiguide.tv/up/1212/886050-LenGoodma-13559314830.jpg)

To help with his work schedule, having to cover both Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars, the BBC confirms that for two weeks in October, the Head Judge will be

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...whose chair will be filled by

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Rafa Benitez meanwhile is carpooling round the country with Peter Odemwinge, looking for a new club and meets the Wolves board by chance in Burger King in the Hilton Park Services on the M54.

BSkyB is presented with a writ for constructive dismissal by an employee who claims to be suffering with exhaustion:

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Sky Sports needs a safe pair of hands. A wise head in an illogical and fluid world.

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On reflection, I might have had a bit too much fun with that.

yep , most Evertonians would like this
Roberto Martinez team cant defend so prefer Bilic, big Duncan , Di Matteo or Vitor Pereira

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/everton/next-permanent-manager

Tal u are the greatest

Top quality posts from Tal and Tighty! Fair play!

Di Matteo will be snapped up somewhere

FFS there's always one!

Just a bit, that is incredible!

Ha! Bless you. Thanks.

Not saying it WILL happen. Just that, if it does, don't come crying to me if you missed a bet.

A++++ effort Tal

What a brilliant post  ;applause;

With Mancini's exit, time to revise the scenarios.

Moyes went to Man U.

? went to Everton.

Mancini goes to.........?

?........goes to Man C.

Include possible changes at Leicester, too......

From a banter perspective, Jose to Man C would be nut-nut.

I'll let someone else field this one

1-0 to Mr Dung.

Looks like Pearson is gone from Leicester.

Could be true at any minute

but I am told its incorrect on this occasion by local journalists

If Foxes are running a tighter ship next season then I'd think Pearson would be as safe a pair of hands as any?  Still think they'll give him the boot though.

this is very true

Much better than some glory appointment who has to cut the club's cloth and won't have the skills to do so

Our owner is a Thai duty free magnate who uses the club to push his products though, and is £80m deep into a so far failed attempt to be able to push those products to a Premiership audience so what might make sense (sensible manager, able to develop young players, live within FFP, transfers value for money) to me might not make sense to him (look Di Matteo, Look Mancini, look you are a big name )which was the mistake he made with Sven.

I think Pearson getting the boot would be madness.

To me, a very eloquent man who seems to know his football - with a side that posed more problems than most other sides to Watford's season, bar Chompy Utd.

I'd say they're a couple of signings away from being a 'shoe-in' for promotion next season - but, they really do need a striker who doesn't 'fade in & out' of form.

I read somewhere that Leicester's attempts on target on goal outstripped any other Championship side going into the Play Offs, at 597.

Pearson ain't doing too much wrong if his team are threatening the oppos goal 13 times a game - his strike force is letting the side down!

Wood is that player, but played March onwards needing injections before every game for a knee injury

Prior to the bad knee, knocking them in for fun

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/Nigel-Pearson-staying-Leicester-City-boss/story-19015617-detail/story.html#axzz2TYNXz0w8

Anyone know where there is a book I can back next manager of Arsenal?

Ah that explains Wood's form going AWOL - let's hope that they haven't phuqqed him with all those hypodermic jabs    .....     many a good player has been ruined by serial pain killing injections.

I was really referring to Nugent - he really does have some long barren spells, that lad.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/arsenal/next-permanent-manager

reported that Pulis leaving Stoke

think thats one for me then, if it happens

Neville lined up?

no idea

Di Matteo is favourite

Poyet has been backed into 10-1


I'd fear a bit for Stoke without Pulis, a bit like Charlton without Curbishley


Did you know that in the 190 Premier League games Stoke have played they have only had greater than 50% possession in 13 of them?

you do now.

it is kind of hard to imagine them without him

however it looks like the squad has had enough of his methods this season for sure at least for part of it

and when you look he has not half spent a lot of money for a middling side and they have a very high wage bill

Stoke in the Premier League under Pulis; 12th, 11th, 13th, 14th, 13th with points totals of 45, 47, 46, 45, 42

Will be interesting to see if they go for more of a footballing manager and try to kick on from those totals and see if the squad can be reshaped without it all back-firing

Bit like Allardyce's sides and style of play, Pulis has done enough to keep them up every year albeit with quite an old expensive squad

i think curbishley was a bit different in that even though they dropped towards the end he never really had the financial support pulis did

i do agree whoever comes in next will have a tough job but will probably be backed and will also importantly at least to start with have the home ground with them like a few seasons ago

Here's one for you

Once Pulis goes

Wenger is of course the longest serving manager in the top division

Who is the next longest serving maanger in next year's top division as it stands?

Martinez?

Dickov to Doncaster as markets predicted.

have to be martinez?

Curbs is on over £1m a year with Sky and their various channels around the globe. I think he held out for a top job too long, his stock has diminished.

I know this, rather spookily read it about 10 minutes ago.  It was surprising.  We must have done a similar google on Pulis?

not bad doubt he was on that at charlton was he?

in todays market he would be on about 1million -3million dependent on club?

a lot less stressful i think

It surprised me, came up on twitter

Not Martinez, he's currently a Championship manager

pardew?

amazingly, the answer is Pardew.

Yes

Amazing the turnover in these jobs, more so than ever

I can find out tomorrow but I think close to 500k when he left Charlton...but yeah he loves working for sky, its piss doing the foreign  sky channels. I don't think anyone apart from himself knows what he really wants, he was very very guarded on the info he shared on players and teams and his own future to even his close circle.

i just could not see how it could be anyone else even though it did not sound right


nobody quite reached these levels yet (maybe blackburn)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22513334

this tweet was interesting (to me anyway)

Last 5 seasons transfer spend: Stoke: £80m spent; Arsenal: £37m profit; Newcastle: £25m profit; Everton: £12.5m profit; Spurs: £7.5m spent.

and then

Stoke may play lower league football but they're not a lower league club. Just Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea have bigger net spend.

"Stoke may play lower league football but they're not a lower league club. Just Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea have bigger net spend."

You need to add in wages though as well surely.  I'm sure Stoke's won't be small, but I imagine Spurs would have spent more net on transfer and wages (for example)

yes agreed but that information is not easy to find

i am not so sure Stoke have that small a wage bill though players like Palacios who has barely played for them is on reported 55k a week

that's fine though, it's pretty well accepted that having the largest wage bill will make some contribution to league position, but net spend on transfers makes almost no difference.