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Our work prank each other all the time but i got pwned today.

I put a fruit pastille in a guys coffee at work, so i got these in mine

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Pigs Eyes

Please help me think of suitable revenges


Thanks in advance

A fist in their face

lsd?

TBH it didnt bother me at all, i found it funny.

I guess he expected me to be grossed out and make a scene, i just "lolled" and got on with it.

For me its all about pride, and im usually a pretty good practical joker but his attempt is brilliant.

How can i top it?

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Pizzle. Also known as a bull's dick. Ideally just the head for maximum yuck factor.

I wouldn't dream of doing this to anyone and if anyone did this to me then a punch in the face would be the only revenge.

Still, if there's 2 guys who're both up for sticking disgusting things in each others coffee then who am I to argue.

How do you get from Fruit pastilles to pig eyes? Do you work for the Mafia or something?

You need to leave this alone for a long time by the way. For the maximum effect the person who knows it's their turn needs to be kept waiting as long as possible.

He needs to dread every coffee that he drinks for at least 2 weeks.

How about four pigs eyeballs? That would be twice as brilliant  ;topofclass;

I lost my temper when somebody put honey on my desk... An eyeball in my coffee would result in a TIA

Naked picture of his mum as your screen saver

Dude your coffee looks weird

Assuming you work in an office?

Wrap every single item on his desk individually in tin foil

Or

Replace every item on his desk with a photo of said item

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6njBHQH2eOM ,

The cold war started cos Khrushchev pranked Kennedy during a family holiday when they were best mates. Accept he beat you, shake his hand and take the loss.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day - Some cowardly bazza

Prawns in the back of his filing cabinet/drawers.

He won't notice for a few weeks.

I think the hideous big bull dick idea is taking things too far

Have you read/saw 'The Help'? Everyone like a nice gooey chocolate cake........

Pretty sure the pigs eyes were taking it too far really.   ;dingdell;

I'd cry if someone put sugar in my tea, let alone eyeballs

I think the fruit pastels to eye balls raise should tell you something about where this is heading. You sure you want to escalate?

Does other person have their own office?

Hairdryer a bottle of talc or decontamination powder (available in any army surplus shop) under the door - was always a favourite when I was at Uni.

Pigs eyes made me lol. Saw some deece ones in my old place. Here are some more ideas:

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Re-arrange keys, get hold of some broken keyboards and you can write pretty much anything.

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If we are proper going for it:

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Choice of animal upto you.

Whatever you do, leave a note that says "I'll get you back very soon" but don't get him back for a very long time. Torture.

Actually for longevity.

My sister in law once borrowed my car for a week (leading up to her wedding). On her final day of work they played a load of silly jokes on her, one of which involved filling every vent in her car with "hole punch clippings". The insta impact is quite good - fans on  - whoosh - hahahahhaahhaaha

However this really is the gift that keeps on giving! 3 years later id still get the occcasional Thwup - ding as a little circle would zoom past my head! 3 FUCKING YEARS!

Rub some hot chilli seeds on his keyboard and let his fingers do the rest.

So you didn't wait very long!

Stoke City pig's head incident: Club investigate reports (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22611581

I love that the BBC has to explain who Mr Blobby was

i would 100% keep the blobby house

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