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« on: May 14, 2013, 08:06:42 PM »

Our work prank each other all the time but i got pwned today.

I put a fruit pastille in a guys coffee at work, so i got these in mine

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Pigs Eyes

Please help me think of suitable revenges


Thanks in advance
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2013, 08:07:56 PM »

A fist in their face
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 08:11:09 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 08:11:55 PM »

A fist in their face

TBH it didnt bother me at all, i found it funny.

I guess he expected me to be grossed out and make a scene, i just "lolled" and got on with it.

For me its all about pride, and im usually a pretty good practical joker but his attempt is brilliant.

How can i top it?
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 09:10:45 PM »

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Pizzle. Also known as a bull's dick. Ideally just the head for maximum yuck factor.

I wouldn't dream of doing this to anyone and if anyone did this to me then a punch in the face would be the only revenge.

Still, if there's 2 guys who're both up for sticking disgusting things in each others coffee then who am I to argue.

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 09:13:58 PM »

How do you get from Fruit pastilles to pig eyes? Do you work for the Mafia or something?

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 09:16:14 PM »

You need to leave this alone for a long time by the way. For the maximum effect the person who knows it's their turn needs to be kept waiting as long as possible.

He needs to dread every coffee that he drinks for at least 2 weeks.

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 09:18:16 PM »

How about four pigs eyeballs? That would be twice as brilliant 
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 09:40:59 PM »

I lost my temper when somebody put honey on my desk... An eyeball in my coffee would result in a TIA
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 09:44:49 PM »

Naked picture of his mum as your screen saver
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 09:55:45 PM »

Dude your coffee looks weird

Assuming you work in an office?

Wrap every single item on his desk individually in tin foil

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Replace every item on his desk with a photo of said item
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 10:02:10 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 10:18:05 PM »

The cold war started cos Khrushchev pranked Kennedy during a family holiday when they were best mates. Accept he beat you, shake his hand and take the loss.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day - Some cowardly bazza
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »

Prawns in the back of his filing cabinet/drawers.

He won't notice for a few weeks.
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