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a man wakes up every morning and gets himself dressed and heads of to work, he goes into the lift presses the ground floor button, then makes his way to work, on his return he goes into the lift and presses the 16th floor button, gets out and walks another 14 floors up to his apartment. he does this every single day. WHY? answers on a postcard to "mystery721talksthebiggestloadofshit
                                                           7. 21  talksshitstreet
                    just round the corner from mystery721hasnoideaavenue

or u can just post the answer here.........lol :D

Too short to reach the higher buttons?

he's a dwarf




(Capital letters, punctuation and paragraphs please...it makes it so much more readable


don't care about spelling)

Too short to reach the higher buttons?

that's a win treble then

dont forget the three singles and 3 doubles

I think you've missed the rest of the riddle off - the way I heard it was that the guy would take the lift to back to the top if it was a rainy day but would walk the last X floors if it was a dry day. (since he had an umbrella to hit the buttons on wet days)

but yeah - what everyone else said - he's a dwarf... er... midget... er.... little person.

well whatever he is, he's an idiot...Why not take the umbrella rain or shine...SOME PEOPLE HUH

well that lasted long, surly this one will be longer! a guy walks into a joiners shop and asks the joiner to make him something, once its made the man takes it home and tries it.  the nxt day he takes it back to the joiners shop and says " its too small" so the joiner says "ill take a little bit of it , then that should be fine"  wot did the joiner make?

i give up


http://www.dailygrammar.com/


try this, I'll pay

An opening

A football accumulator polling machine?

£500 to pay off gambling debts?

gambling debts? lol i made more on grimsby losing than i woulda done if they won

Mystery - I would love to know more about you - are you going to do a blondite profile?

Remember if you do, please don't be shy AND remember to tell us ALL of your achievements

LOL TIGHTY

ill never have to work another day in my life, thats a start  it seems u dont understand how i won more by grimsby losing?  its called backing and laying if u know wot ur doing ull make millions.

A Coffin

Thanks. I have so much to learn about making money. You can actually lay bets too? Are you a bookmaker?

I lookk forward to your next instalment

Thanks for cheering me up. I thought you had got your Grimsby bet loss (£500 to win before you deleted your post) by backing Wigan. Now you tell us you layed it off. Always best to stick with one story otherwise things unravel. :D

A Coffin ?  surely you would have to add to this Dewi ?

 
It's gonna be something like a door frame,   archway,  window frame.

Mystery you have to show me how you make the millions.

Ive been trading on betfair for 3 years with my robot and can't make this sum of money

probably never read anything properly lol

now there's an idea

A legend in his own mind.. I would think

I'm confused, I thought Dewi's answer was good.

It may well be....WTF do i know LOL

redsimon i never said i got my £500 back by betting on wigan, i told u the 6/1 bet i got on wigan more than made up for 500 loss, u muppet read properly b4 making statements that make people out to be a liar

i,m getting my popcorn out for this thread..    ;)

HEY HEY...We Don't want to hear about you having the pop corn

lol, ur a funny guy redsimon, if only u played poker as good as ur jokes

A coffin, i read it again

I know how to crack AA with 36 though 8)

Whoa, steady on. PLEASE don't refer to fellow blondeites as "muppets". We don't do that stuff on blonde.

Debate & banter all day & night, but let's just keep it civil please.

Redsimon needs all the help he can get, he's a Notts Forest supporter.

:redcard: ;tk;

NOTTINGHAM Forest

There is a Notts County

I know - a proper team.

Am I right in saying Notts County oldest team in England?

Yes, most of their players make Tikay look young :D

Mupp - oops, can't say that......

Oldest League team, 1869. Tikay, founder member.

I thought they would of changed the players lol

Didnt Juventus use Notts county's kit as theres aswell??   or is that an old wives tale

1862...tut tut Robert

OK so is it a coffin? archway?

What a sad sad life i lead  >:?

I think this thread has gone off at a tangent, oh and welcome back TK

whoops, shame faced

the answer is a toilet seat

I've forgotten the question......

Where do I throw big pocket pairs down?

Only messin wit' ya mystery.  :D

i can take a joke tank, just for the record i folded pocket pairs preflop twice out of 377 tourneys (over 200,000 hands) is it really that bad? i dont think so 8)

377 tourneys? you must be on the leaderboard!

Again, just messing.....! (please , no abuse back, I'm a sensitive soul!)

377 is how many ive played since i started playing 18 months ago, 11 of them have been this year (06) i played 298 last year (05) (which got me  on ladbrokes leaderboard) and i played 68 the year b4 (04) and b4 someone posts that this is 3 years, coz someone is bound too.   if u count back 18 months from now it will put u in 2004, just clearing that up coz someone woulda wrote "is it 3 years or 18 months u been playing"? (just to make out im talking shit again)

Eek, according to my page on thepokerdb i've played 1958 regular MTT's in the last 2 years on pokerstars (not including satellites)

<note to self - need to cut back on amount of online play.....>

Hey Mystery :)

You need to chill again mate, the flagstones are warm enough to fry an egg on, my friend.

I am rather upset you haven't taken the time to answer my post to you on the Betfair laying/backing thread.

So I will reiterate.

You need to deflate your ego, take deep breaths when you post. Attempt to use full sentences, and generally just chill a bit.

As much as you may love yourself, frankly your attitude and demeanour are proving difficult for us all to share in the love and admiration that you so obviously hold yourself in.

As I suggested yesterday (and presume you read, but were speechless at the sheer power and verbosity of my posting), turn it down a few notches, don't be such an arrogant little fellow, and we may well turn out to like you en masse.

If you carry on, I will get most annoyed, and will out verbalise you in every manner in which you have ever imagined, and you will WANT to surrender.

Play nicely, calmly, without so much of an ego, and you will find this place the happy fun place it actually is.

THE REST OF YOU:

If he winds you up that much, ignore him. If you can't ignore him and wind him up, you are just as bad as he is.

Remember: We don't bait here - it's not nice.

Love you all :)

Heid
xx

I've folded pocket pairs a lot more often than that.

Sometimes after a raise and a re-raise that  3c 3h just ain't going to cut it. :D

In all seriousness though, I think I've pm-ed you this already but I'll also say it publicly. Some of your posts have good content and are constructive, it would be a shame if you were to leave the forum.

MikkyT wouldn't like it either, we'd all have to start bashing him again instead.

cheerz for the post heid, i do try to be calm, but when uve got half a forum leaving posts and pms full of sarky remarks and calling u a liar, its kinda hard to stay calm, and as for u ariston my pm was a joke at u just like ur joke to me, am i not allowed to joke back? sorry ill just take it from now on, i wont reply.

Joke at my expence on here- no need to pm me with them. I never pm you about anything so kindly do the same. I will be honest I am sick of watching Bengt trap me with the queens as well ;)

i know this is just all abit of banter, that gets out of hand sometimes. but seriously tho, wot did u think he had?

Don't go all feeling sorry for yourself :)

Thank you for replying though :)

Now if I can just get you to use caps in the right places, that would be great :)

See.. that last post you did to me was fine, apart from the caps etc..

Just take a few minutes to calmly put your thoughts down, and everything will be easier for you :)

PM me, and we will talk, my friend.

OK?

go to betfairpokertournaments.com and search all articles. Find my peice for that event and I explain my thought process. If you ever get to play with the likes of Bengt on a regular basis you may understand the maths and the methodology. I overplayed the hand but it is all explained better in the article and there was some "history" there.