anyone know the answer?

[bundle]

OK so is it a coffin? archway?

What a sad sad life i lead  >:?

[Dewi_cool]

I think this thread has gone off at a tangent, oh and welcome back TK




A COFFIN

[Robert HM]

Oldest League team, 1869. Tikay, founder member.

1862...tut tut Robert

whoops, shame faced

[mystery721]

the answer is a toilet seat

[Jinky04]

I've forgotten the question......

[thetank]

Where do I throw big pocket pairs down?

Only messin wit' ya mystery. 

[mystery721]

i can take a joke tank, just for the record i folded pocket pairs preflop twice out of 377 tourneys (over 200,000 hands) is it really that bad? i dont think so

[TightEnd]

377 tourneys? you must be on the leaderboard!

Again, just messing.....! (please , no abuse back, I'm a sensitive soul!)

[mystery721]

377 is how many ive played since i started playing 18 months ago, 11 of them have been this year (06) i played 298 last year (05) (which got me  on ladbrokes leaderboard) and i played 68 the year b4 (04) and b4 someone posts that this is 3 years, coz someone is bound too.   if u count back 18 months from now it will put u in 2004, just clearing that up coz someone woulda wrote "is it 3 years or 18 months u been playing"? (just to make out im talking shit again)

[matt674]

377 tourneys? you must be on the leaderboard!

Again, just messing.....! (please , no abuse back, I'm a sensitive soul!)

Eek, according to my page on thepokerdb i've played 1958 regular MTT's in the last 2 years on pokerstars (not including satellites)

<note to self - need to cut back on amount of online play.....>

[Heid]

Hey Mystery

You need to chill again mate, the flagstones are warm enough to fry an egg on, my friend.

I am rather upset you haven't taken the time to answer my post to you on the Betfair laying/backing thread.

So I will reiterate.

You need to deflate your ego, take deep breaths when you post. Attempt to use full sentences, and generally just chill a bit.

As much as you may love yourself, frankly your attitude and demeanour are proving difficult for us all to share in the love and admiration that you so obviously hold yourself in.

As I suggested yesterday (and presume you read, but were speechless at the sheer power and verbosity of my posting), turn it down a few notches, don't be such an arrogant little fellow, and we may well turn out to like you en masse.

If you carry on, I will get most annoyed, and will out verbalise you in every manner in which you have ever imagined, and you will WANT to surrender.

Play nicely, calmly, without so much of an ego, and you will find this place the happy fun place it actually is.

THE REST OF YOU:

If he winds you up that much, ignore him. If you can't ignore him and wind him up, you are just as bad as he is.

Remember: We don't bait here - it's not nice.

Love you all

Heid
xx

[thetank]

i can take a joke tank, just for the record i folded pocket pairs preflop twice out of 377 tourneys

I've folded pocket pairs a lot more often than that.

Sometimes after a raise and a re-raise that   just ain't going to cut it.

In all seriousness though, I think I've pm-ed you this already but I'll also say it publicly. Some of your posts have good content and are constructive, it would be a shame if you were to leave the forum.

MikkyT wouldn't like it either, we'd all have to start bashing him again instead.

[mystery721]

cheerz for the post heid, i do try to be calm, but when uve got half a forum leaving posts and pms full of sarky remarks and calling u a liar, its kinda hard to stay calm, and as for u ariston my pm was a joke at u just like ur joke to me, am i not allowed to joke back? sorry ill just take it from now on, i wont reply.

[ariston]

Joke at my expence on here- no need to pm me with them. I never pm you about anything so kindly do the same. I will be honest I am sick of watching Bengt trap me with the queens as well

[mystery721]

i know this is just all abit of banter, that gets out of hand sometimes. but seriously tho, wot did u think he had?