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Anyone know if Camel was in London yesterday?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2919978/Money-Saving-Expert-founder-Martin-Lewis-suffers-commuter-rage-attack-Waterloo-station-walking-man-looking-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2919978/Money-Saving-Expert-founder-Martin-Lewis-suffers-commuter-rage-attack-Waterloo-station-walking-man-looking-phone.html)

We know from his ridiculous response to my harmless tweet that is an utter drama queen.

My guess is that he is totally over emphasising the "attack"

'I then said again very deliberately without aggression or swearing back "can you let me take a photo of you please so I can report you to the police".

What a tit.

And WTF I'm nowhere near "in my fifties".

Harumph.

Lol I thought the description fitted you to a tee ;)

They even had you carrying a bag full of readies from a coup.

Mrs Lewis looks most delightful.

Her excellent husband deserves a wonderful catch like her, if only for all that great work he does looking after our consumer rights, in such a wonderful and pleasant manner.

i wonder if he uses the 241 dinner vouchers when he takes the missus out on a night out!

Professionally dressed was the killer eso!

The bastard has blocked me on Twitter!

So it was you at the station!  Must have been going for an interview smartly dressed to turn lad brokes around but landed a coup in a shop on the way back to kings cross hence the bag of cash!  All stacks up.  Eso got it spot on.

Thought this was going to be a Negreanu thread.

There was about 50 people I thought this thread was going to be about, I had a little sweepstake in my head before I opened it. Also went for Negreanu.

I thought that it was going to be a thread where everyone had to pick a person off a long list of unfavoured people and give a redeeming feature that The Camel may have overlooked.

That actually would be a lot of fun.

Danny Negs: Neatly trimmed beard

your turn.....

Ched Evans,







nope, I got nothing

To be completely fair to Martin Lewis, get completely out of the f'in way when you are texting you t***.

Was driving through town the other day.  Cyclist proper dawdling along down the middle of the lane whilst sending a text.  What is so urgent that it can't wait until you have got where you are going or if that is too far away, it is 2 yards to the side of the road.  Was probably Martin Lewis now I think about it more.

Makes you realise Chris Evans is an alright kinda guy.

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He made good use of Martin Lewis's site and it's tips on finding cheap hotel rooms.  You don't always need to stay at the Savoy.

Joey Barton.

Hates Frank Lampard.

Frank Lampard.

Hates Joey Barton.


Two birds.

One stone.

Phil Collins - Good drummer

Fail.

Go on then, why the Phil Collins hate? That's a new one for me.

Oh and if it wasn't for Phil Collins, we would not have this advert:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WurjQVnbQJI

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Adrian Chiles


Ex-ITV footie presenter.

Huge fail.

I like Adrian Chiles.

I have just spent a few minutes of trying to work out a link between all the famous people I dislike.

And I think they are all self satisfied and cocky.

So that is obviously the personality trait I dispise.

I'd better have another go then


Bambos.


Got shot.

Where Is The Love  ?    :)

So happy and confident people you don't like? ;)

With the exception of Negreanu, I wouldn't say any of the ones mentioned really seem that way particularly to me. They seem other things, sometimes negative other things. I guess that's perception really, we all put different traits on people.

What do you think of Matthew Wright from the Wright Stuff. He seems a smug get to me.

Meh, not a fan of Bambos, but could hardly campare him with Phil Collins.

Try one of these three.

Paul Ince
Richard Branson
Michael O'Leary

If you can find one redeeming feature about any of them I'll be impressed.

Don't hate Wright, but certainly wouldn't accept the offer of going out for a drink with him.

Maybe smug is a better word for cocky to describe them.

People who have achieved recognition far beyond what their talent deserves.

Behave.

I award myself 3 Kmac stars for that post.

Played football with a broken leg once, rock hard.

Reminds me of the nursery rhyme incy wincy spider


The Virgin Active gym at the bottom of my road is amazing.

My virgin broadband is really really fast.



Cheap flights

In a world where businesses claim to care about their customers, he is brutally honest about wanting to make money

He gives Tikay a boner

Is that like an Award?

Glad you approve of Awards.

I certainly DO approve of awards.

When they are justifiable.

It's awards for stuff like playing poker or even worse "best social media user in poker" that I object to.

Smugfest City.

Is a Kmac star something to aspire to?

Was meant to be a joke David.

Phil Collins is an "LVO".

I shall assume you overwhelmingly approve of that. It's a personal gift from Her Royal Highness.

Don't get better than that, eh?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Victorian_Order

I probably hate the Queen more than everyone else combined.

The pinnacle of achievement in so far as being in a position which their talent doesn't deserve.

Smug. Tick.

Self satisfied. Tick.

Cocky. Tick.

I mean really, "normal" people aren't even allowed to touch them. What's that all about?

Vicky Coren will win an Award at the British Poker Awards this year, but that won't make her smug, will it?

I would rather be ruled by President Michael Gove or President Nigel Farage than the Queen.

(Had to wash my hands after typing that)

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Royal Highness, either. 

phew

The ethos of the event itself is smug and self congratulatory.

Doesn't necessarily make the winners smug.

Camel. Please stop. ;yellowcard;

That pedestal I have you on is starting to crack

The best cash game player is the person who has won the most money.

Not whoever an awards panel arbitarily decide to give to it to.

Complete farce.

FYP

Geo

Keith loves pedants as well :D

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01949/swan-upping-feathe_1949393i.jpg)

I respect people who have earned it.

I do not respect people just because their parents had a shag 90 years ago.

Usually with a close relative.

4 pages!

Dewi really does start the best threads...

Isn't it the player who makes the best decisions? ;)

I may be wrong, but the chances of getting delayed on my journey by Lizzy texting on her mobile are pretty low. 

Phil, am at station, be back at palace soon, put swan in the oven.  180 4 2 hrs.  Liz xoxo

Forgot 2 mention. The Camel, services to gambling, MBE.  Pls scratch.  Tks

So that would probably been someone like Leonardo DiCaprio or Dan Bilzerian, or some Russian who has a $50k/100k private game at his castle once a year and cleaned up.

Maybe Leo does his brains in 2015 and Brad Pitt wins $100m, so now he is the best cash game player?

It's like saying the person who win the WSOP is the best tourney player for that year.... Oh wait

A hoodlum in a QPR shirt just pushed me out of the way and called me a c***.  I told him I had the most money, soon shut him up.  Lolz. 

The point of playing poker is winning money.

The person who was won most is the best player of the year. (Scratch that, maybe give it to the person with the highest ROI)

I know for a fact one recent award winner had a losing year when he won a gong for best player.

Perhaps he could show the bank manager his trophy when he's asking to extend his overdraft facility.

Ah right, this guy then http://uk.pokerstars.com/en/blog/2015/russias-sss66666-hits-1-million-spin-go-153385.shtml

When you break it down the point of poker is to make the correct decision. Doesn't always follow that the best has all the money and vice versa

I know the Camel is not Richard Branson's biggest fan but ...


... he did produce this.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bopF0Cgal20

Calling spin and goes "poker" is a bit of a stretch.

So the best tournament player would be someone who binks a few freerolls and $1 MTTs and has a huge ROI, over someone who crushes high stakes MTTs consistently for 20% ROI?

I understand your point about social media awards being stupid, but you can't call the Jamie Gold the best tournament player of that year because he's won the most money, nor can you says it's the aforementioned freeroll and $1 MTT crusher because he has the highest ROI.

Bait working well today Keith you getting plenty of bites!

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Benjamin Franklin

I didn't start it!

The point of playing poker is winning money.

The person who was won most is the best player of the year.

you did start it with this quote!

So you just made those comments to get a reaction you don't actually believe them?

Of course I believe them.

Obviously you are taking my comments to an extreme.

I don't think Jamie Gold is a better tournament player than Moorman or Dan Whatshisname is better at cash games than Jungleman.

But the whole thing is a huge circlewank and completely and utterly pointless.

It's comments like these that make not wanna bother posting anymore. Discourages debate when someone comes along and basically says someone was pissing about. Leads to less threads/replies and ultimately "blonde is dying" chatter

For avoidance of doubt George, I was not trolling.

I geniunely believe Poker Awards and the Poker Hall of Fame are a complete waste of time.

I didn't think U were camel until arrboy suggested U might be then I felt like a bit of a twat and wanted to shut down my browser

Going back to OP this Lewis character is a tool of the highest order, all this stuff about asking to take the poor fella's pic so he can report him is laughable, the Police are sure going to put the pic on Crimewatch :)

People that dawdle along playing (or texting) on their phones are a pain.

I love Martin Lewis, really do, proper legend.

But yeah +1, really really hate it when people can't keep off their phone for one minute .

Circlewank is a great word.

Wp Keith.

The trolling thread is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thataway

No trolling genuinely love him. His advice has helped several people in my family out of dire situations and I'm personally good with money as a direct result.

Still no sympathy for him for texting and walking

Haha my thoughts exactly, I'd have cracked him for that alone. 

Is that him that does that Saints and Scroungers show?  He's a right tit, and angers me every morning before I head out to work.  Shit way to start the day but I like Homes Under the Hammer but despise the presenters. 

If I like you and give you a Kmac Star your life is almost complete.  Its an award only given out to folk who aren't complete tossers.

Camel gets 5 stars.  My Mrs even likes Camel and she doesn't know him.  Infact she's never heard of him but Camel made a fantastic dinner suggestion for her 30th in Vegas. 

As for Betty Battenberg and her family of inbreeders, racists and sex pests I have very little time for them.  Harry is the only likeable one and that's because he's not a full blood Royal.

 ;ifm; ;yippee;

That's Matt Allwright :)

different type of tosser

My life is complete without a Kmac star thanks.

Since he appears to have an aversion to language that isnt really even swearing in that article, I think this video sums up my opinion of him.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Zd-jIFioA

Circlewank is about the best word I've ever heard.