I know Camel is not his biggest fan but.....

[The Camel]

I'd better have another go then


Bambos.


Got shot.

Meh, not a fan of Bambos, but could hardly campare him with Phil Collins.

Try one of these three.

Paul Ince
Richard Branson
Michael O'Leary

If you can find one redeeming feature about any of them I'll be impressed.

Behave.

I award myself 3 Kmac stars for that post.

Is that like an Award?

Glad you approve of Awards.

I certainly DO approve of awards.

When they are justifiable.

It's awards for stuff like playing poker or even worse "best social media user in poker" that I object to.

Smugfest City.

Vicky Coren will win an Award at the British Poker Awards this year, but that won't make her smug, will it?

The ethos of the event itself is smug and self congratulatory.

Doesn't necessarily make the winners smug.

[BigAdz]

Camel. Please stop.

That pedestal I have you on is starting to crack

[The Camel]

The best cash game player is the person who has won the most money.

Not whoever an awards panel arbitarily decide to give to it to.

Complete farce.

[Geo the Sarge]

I'd better have another go then


Bambos.


Got shot.

Meh, not a fan of Bambos, but could hardly campare him with Phil Collins.

Try one of these three.

Paul Ince
Richard Branson
Michael O'Leary

If you can find one redeeming feature about any of them I'll be impressed.

Behave.

I award myself 3 Kmac stars for that post.

Is that like an Award?

Glad you approve of Awards.

I certainly DO approve of awards.

When they are justifiable.

It's awards for stuff like playing poker or even worse "best social media user in poker" that I object to.

Smugfest City.

Phil Collins is an "LVO".

I shall assume you overwhelmingly approve of that. It's a personal gift from Her Royal Highness.

Don't get better than that, eh?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Victorian_Order

I probably hate the Queen more than everyone else combined.

The pinnacle of achievement in so far as being in a position which their talent doesn't deserve.

Smug. Tick.

Self satisfied. Tick.

Cocky. Tick.

I mean really, "normal" people aren't even allowed to touch them. What's that all about?

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

[kinboshi]

Keith loves pedants as well

[tikay]

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

Click to see full-size image.

[The Camel]

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

Click to see full-size image.

I respect people who have earned it.

I do not respect people just because their parents had a shag 90 years ago.

[kinboshi]

Usually with a close relative.

[Eso Kral]

4 pages!

Dewi really does start the best threads...

[George2Loose]

The best cash game player is the person who has won the most money.

Not whoever an awards panel arbitarily decide to give to it to.

Complete farce.

Isn't it the player who makes the best decisions?

[Doobs]

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

Click to see full-size image.

I respect people who have earned it.

I do not respect people just because their parents had a shag 90 years ago.

I may be wrong, but the chances of getting delayed on my journey by Lizzy texting on her mobile are pretty low. 

Phil, am at station, be back at palace soon, put swan in the oven.  180 4 2 hrs.  Liz xoxo

[Doobs]

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

Click to see full-size image.

I respect people who have earned it.

I do not respect people just because their parents had a shag 90 years ago.

I may be wrong, but the chances of getting delayed on my journey by Lizzy texting on her mobile are pretty low. 

Phil, am at station, be back at palace soon, put swan in the oven.  180 4 2 hrs.  Liz xoxo

Forgot 2 mention. The Camel, services to gambling, MBE.  Pls scratch.  Tks

[cambridgealex]

The best cash game player is the person who has won the most money.

Not whoever an awards panel arbitarily decide to give to it to.

Complete farce.

So that would probably been someone like Leonardo DiCaprio or Dan Bilzerian, or some Russian who has a $50k/100k private game at his castle once a year and cleaned up.

Maybe Leo does his brains in 2015 and Brad Pitt wins $100m, so now he is the best cash game player?

[George2Loose]

It's like saying the person who win the WSOP is the best tourney player for that year.... Oh wait

[Doobs]

Kmac may award you 3 stars for that.

I'm not 100% sure, just reading between the lines, but I have a feeling he may not be greatly in favour of Her Majesty either. 

FYP

Geo

I stand humbly corrected.

It really is time, I think, that the blondes were more respectful of Her Majesty, &, of course, all of her family.

Anyone who owns as many Swans as Her Majesty deserves our respect. Think of all the magnificent traditions & pageantry she inspuires, too.

We should be truly grateful & loyal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Queen's_Swans

Click to see full-size image.

I respect people who have earned it.

I do not respect people just because their parents had a shag 90 years ago.

I may be wrong, but the chances of getting delayed on my journey by Lizzy texting on her mobile are pretty low. 

Phil, am at station, be back at palace soon, put swan in the oven.  180 4 2 hrs.  Liz xoxo

Forgot 2 mention. The Camel, services to gambling, MBE.  Pls scratch.  Tks

A hoodlum in a QPR shirt just pushed me out of the way and called me a c***.  I told him I had the most money, soon shut him up.  Lolz.