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1: Spend the night in a single bed with Ed Milliband. (You're both naked)

2: Eat a little toe, freshly severed from a random passer by.

What are Ed's intentions?

We can assume he's rejected any talk of a coalition.

I like a good spoon and I'd definitely not eat a recently severed little toe.

Millband. Sell the story to the papers innit

How does your brain come up with these things?
I so hungry right now, I going for 2.

To serve you his little toe with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Don't think Ed would be too happy at the prospect of sharing a single bed with me.

Tom you need a job  ;D ;D ;D

Eating the toe wouldn't bother me at all, but the thought of some innocent passer by losing it makes me reluctantly go for Milliband.

As long as there's no deliberate physical contact involved then I'd shack up with Ed for the night no problem.

I could get over kipping with Ed and even laugh about it with mates but I don't think I'd ever get over eating some poor sod's toe!!

It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price.

For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest?

How much would you sell a front tooth for assuming you can't replace it with a denture?

Would you rather lose your right ear or your left thumb?

There's a moderately famous poker player who has been know to pay hookers to do this him.

:D

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

Did anyone else read this and immediately check the staking threads?

I should write a blog post which only gets published after I've popped my clogs revealing all the gossip I know.

Would make the Poker Bastard look like Nigel Dempster!

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

Again I don't think I would do it for any money.

The best thing about money is that it gives you freedom.

By staying in one place, you are denied the main thing it gives you.

This is why I don't understand why people who've got a couple of million in the bank carry on working.

Why not enjoy your good fortune/hard work instead of carrying on working 18 hour days.

Maybe they enjoy working?

I would probably enjoy work a bit more , if I was making twenty grand a week :D

I know loads of people who carry on working even though they don't need to, but if you ask them why they will say it's because they enjoy it.

My Dad worked all his life, earning quite a decent wage by the end.

He had all sorts of plans for when he retired, but finally when he did finish work, he died too soon too fulfill his dream trips.

Incredibly sad.

£5k

Left thumb

No elbows or no knees?

I'm deffo going for the ear here. Thumbs are too useful.   :)up

i'm a bald man, whilst its incredibly vain i don't think I could afford to lose an ear.  I'm not very practical so missing a thumb would be inconvenient but not the end of the world. 

Definitely more important to have thumbs imo, unless you wear glasses.

Knees, definitely...

I ran a Health club in Rochdale in 1990 and a promising Footballer to be just signed for Everton, he left the health club with his pal and stuck his head out of a car window whilst a rather large tanker was coming the other way, true story.