Would you rather..

[Marky147]

Tom you need a job 

It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price.

For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest?

There's a moderately famous poker player who has been know to pay hookers to do this him.

[RED-DOG]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

[Tal]

Tom you need a job 

It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price.

For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest?

There's a moderately famous poker player who has been know to pay hookers to do this him.

Did anyone else read this and immediately check the staking threads?

[The Camel]

Tom you need a job 

It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price.

For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest?

There's a moderately famous poker player who has been know to pay hookers to do this him.

Did anyone else read this and immediately check the staking threads?

I should write a blog post which only gets published after I've popped my clogs revealing all the gossip I know.

Would make the Poker Bastard look like Nigel Dempster!

[The Camel]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

[RED-DOG]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

[The Camel]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

Again I don't think I would do it for any money.

The best thing about money is that it gives you freedom.

By staying in one place, you are denied the main thing it gives you.

[The Camel]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

Again I don't think I would do it for any money.

The best thing about money is that it gives you freedom.

By staying in one place, you are denied the main thing it gives you.

This is why I don't understand why people who've got a couple of million in the bank carry on working.

Why not enjoy your good fortune/hard work instead of carrying on working 18 hour days.

[Marky147]

Maybe they enjoy working?

I would probably enjoy work a bit more , if I was making twenty grand a week

[RED-DOG]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

Again I don't think I would do it for any money.

The best thing about money is that it gives you freedom.

By staying in one place, you are denied the main thing it gives you.

This is why I don't understand why people who've got a couple of million in the bank carry on working.

Why not enjoy your good fortune/hard work instead of carrying on working 18 hour days.

I know loads of people who carry on working even though they don't need to, but if you ask them why they will say it's because they enjoy it.

[The Camel]

How much would you take to stay in Barnsley for the rest of your life?

What's wrong with Barnsley?

Far worse places than that.

Luton, Walsall and Southend are three for a start.

Nothing wrong with it, I chose it because I like it.

How much would you want to stay there for ever?

Again I don't think I would do it for any money.

The best thing about money is that it gives you freedom.

By staying in one place, you are denied the main thing it gives you.

This is why I don't understand why people who've got a couple of million in the bank carry on working.

Why not enjoy your good fortune/hard work instead of carrying on working 18 hour days.

I know loads of people who carry on working even though they don't need to, but if you ask them why they will say it's because they enjoy it.

My Dad worked all his life, earning quite a decent wage by the end.

He had all sorts of plans for when he retired, but finally when he did finish work, he died too soon too fulfill his dream trips.

Incredibly sad.

[sovietsong]

Tom you need a job 

It intrigues me though. I think that most legal non fatal things have a price.

For instance what is the absolute minimum amount of money you would want to lie on your back and let the person you dislike most in the world straddle you and do a diarrhoea crap on your bare chest?

£5k

[sovietsong]

Would you rather lose your right ear or your left thumb?

Left thumb

[sovietsong]

No elbows or no knees?

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Would you rather lose your right ear or your left thumb?

Left thumb

I'm deffo going for the ear here. Thumbs are too useful.