Title: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Woodsey on July 06, 2015, 10:13:59 PM Ok never cook Sunday lunch really, and as its summer guess it's BBQ time. Here yesterday's effort......tin hat on ready for the standard abuse lol.
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Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: tikay on July 06, 2015, 10:20:33 PM Was that for your dog, or you? Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Woodsey on July 06, 2015, 10:23:41 PM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Simon Galloway on July 06, 2015, 10:24:14 PM Ribs look good.....
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: George2Loose on July 06, 2015, 10:28:59 PM Not great- not big enough and don't like the light green
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: nirvana on July 06, 2015, 10:43:25 PM Not a bad spread tbf
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Marky147 on July 06, 2015, 11:45:44 PM Ribs look good..... Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: baldock92 on July 07, 2015, 12:00:45 AM rotflmfao
Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: bobAlike on July 07, 2015, 02:13:42 AM Serious?
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: GreekStein on July 07, 2015, 04:34:31 AM picture of thai guest needed
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Omm on July 07, 2015, 07:36:41 AM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants) Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Woodsey on July 07, 2015, 08:52:56 AM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants) Yes, but just to confirm I didn't eat any fish, sacrilege imo.... Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Cf on July 07, 2015, 09:04:51 AM That plate with the ribs on needs cleaning.
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: bobAlike on July 07, 2015, 10:22:58 AM Serious? Seems like you are! I don't think I can identify any of the meat/fish on offer except the ribs that look like they came straight out of the frozen food section at Lidl. -2 Ribs look really dry. -1 You slipped when applying the cheese to your burger and it somehow landed both on top of the bun and inside it. Cheese inside should always be melted. -1 Briquettes? WTF! -1 Soak you wooden skewers in warm water for 30min before you BBQ next time and they wont burn and fall apart. -1 Meat tainted with fish juices. (think I'm going to vom). -1 Balls for embarrassing yourself +2 5/10 Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: KarmaDope on July 07, 2015, 10:48:35 AM *eagerly awaiting Delboy's entrance into this thread*
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Omm on July 07, 2015, 11:45:32 AM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants) Yes, but just to confirm I didn't eat any fish, sacrilege imo.... oh dear, im sure the vegetarians were happy about that, all adds to the flavor. Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Woodsey on July 07, 2015, 12:24:34 PM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants) Yes, but just to confirm I didn't eat any fish, sacrilege imo.... oh dear, im sure the vegetarians were happy about that, all adds to the flavor. There weren't veggie mate, they just chose to eat shite I wouldn't touch with a barge pole rotflmfao Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Omm on July 07, 2015, 08:05:35 PM Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ? FAF Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid ;flushy; I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol rotflmfao Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants) Yes, but just to confirm I didn't eat any fish, sacrilege imo.... oh dear, im sure the vegetarians were happy about that, all adds to the flavor. There weren't veggie mate, they just chose to eat shite I wouldn't touch with a barge pole rotflmfao Ahem to that, fish balls sounds like my idea of food hell. Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: Karabiner on July 07, 2015, 08:13:03 PM Those fish must have been big lads.
Title: Re: Rate my BBQ! Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 PM Those fish must have been big lads. Not wasted Ralph 😀👍 |