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« on: July 06, 2015, 10:13:59 PM »

Ok never cook Sunday lunch really, and as its summer guess it's BBQ time. Here yesterday's effort......tin hat on ready for the standard abuse lol.

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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2015, 10:19:27 PM »

Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ?
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2015, 10:20:33 PM »



Was that for your dog, or you?
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2015, 10:23:41 PM »

Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ?

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Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid  

I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol  
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2015, 10:24:14 PM »

Ribs look good.....
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2015, 10:28:59 PM »

Not great- not big enough and don't like the light green
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2015, 10:43:25 PM »

Not a bad spread tbf
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2015, 11:45:44 PM »

Ribs look good.....
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2015, 12:00:45 AM »

 
Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ?
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2015, 02:13:42 AM »

Serious?
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2015, 04:34:31 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2015, 07:36:41 AM »

Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ?

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Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid  

I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol  

Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants)
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2015, 08:52:56 AM »

Is that burnt mozzarella balls just below the breast implants ?

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Fish balls mate, the breast implants are squid  

I would have banned it all in favour of just meat, but gotta cater for the immigrants innit lol  

Just to make sure, fish cooked with meat? (Above the breast implants)

Yes, but just to confirm I didn't eat any fish, sacrilege imo....
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2015, 09:04:51 AM »

That plate with the ribs on needs cleaning.
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2015, 10:22:58 AM »

Serious?

Seems like you are!

I don't think I can identify any of the meat/fish on offer except the ribs that look like they came straight out of the frozen food section at Lidl. -2
Ribs look really dry. -1
You slipped when applying the cheese to your burger and it somehow landed both on top of the bun and inside it. Cheese inside should always be melted. -1
Briquettes? WTF! -1
Soak you wooden skewers in warm water for 30min before you BBQ next time and they wont burn and fall apart. -1
Meat tainted with fish juices. (think I'm going to vom). -1

Balls for embarrassing yourself +2

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