Title: "most annoying"....... Post by: tikay on April 28, 2016, 01:29:19 PM Mr Camel wrote this elsewhere this morning.... Studying the draft would involve listening extensively to the views of Kiper and Mayock, who would be in my top 5 most annoying analysts of any sport. Who are your... Most annoying sports commentators or pundits? Most enjoyable sports commentators or pundits? Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Marky147 on April 28, 2016, 01:33:25 PM Don't think I need to label each pair...
Michael Owen, Phil Thompson. Gary Neville, Graeme Sounness. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: PokerBroker on April 28, 2016, 01:36:25 PM Anybody employed by BT Sports
Anybody employed of formerly employed by ITV. Jim Watt. Anybody who works for BBC Sportscotland. Neil McCann Andy Walker Davie Provan. There are actually very few analysts I like, the good ones are few and far between. Good analysts are like good journalists to me. They get very little coverage because they don't do sensationalist bullshit. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: nellberg on April 28, 2016, 01:45:13 PM too many to mention as regards the "most annoying". I avoid BT due to Savage?Owen in the main though.
Nasser Hussain is a very good cricket analyst imo. You learn every time you listen to him, which obviously is the point obviously but rarely the outcome with the vast majority of "analysts". Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Marky147 on April 28, 2016, 01:47:48 PM Could listen to Alastair Down all day, and would prefer it if I never heard Mick Fitzgerald again.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DMorgan on April 28, 2016, 01:50:15 PM Glenn Hoddle gets a fair amount of stick but I think he's a good commentator. Michael Holding and David Lloyd are very good too, actually I think Cricket on Sky has pretty strong commentators and pundits throughout. Same for when test cricket was on Channel 4, I really like Richie Benaud.
The worst by a distance is Don Cherry. Very old school ice hockey player and coach turned pundit, he has a segment on Canadian national TV called Coaches Corner since 1980 Vid is 12 minutes but you get the idea pretty quickly YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnG3F-c594s Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: AndrewT on April 28, 2016, 01:57:24 PM Watching the IPL makes you realise just how good the Sky cricket coverage is - my personal fave is Mike Atherton.
I've been quite impressed with the snooker commentary this week (John 'Where's the cue ball going' Virgo excepted) - Ken Doherty and Willie Thorne are both very good. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 02:09:49 PM Pretty much agree with all the comments so far.
Great (of the major sports i spend most of my time watching) Souness and Neville - Football (Really love Fletch as an Anchor for soccer as well - would love to see him be the head anchor on sky sports football without Sav) A Down and S Boyce - Racing Hussain and Atherton - Cricket Willie and Ebdon (great addition to bbc this year) - Snooker John Part and late great Sid - Darts Darryl Williams Erryl Blyth - Greyhounds Marv Albert, Hubie Brown and Jeff Van Gundy - NBA (Can't split these three absolute pleasure to watch the NBA when these legends are on the mic) JBL and Gorilla Monsoon - WWE John Lloyd and John Mac - Tennis Will come back with the worse of the following sports as that is tougher. So many bad ones. Worse Michael Owen/Savage - Football Emma Spencer and Tommo - Racing Can't think of any bad cricket comm's from the major ones. Think sky do a great job with cricket generally. John Parrot (by a mile) and Dennis Taylor Snooker Bristow (truely terrible) and Rod Harrington (he still after 20 years says the word 'seen' as 'sin' which tilts the fuck out of me and i have no idea why!) - Darts Rachael Casey and Dani Jackson (blonde bimbo hills shop dog comm) - Greyhounds. Both must have slept their way into these jobs because they are clueless beyond belief. Ian Meek from Coral also has to get a solid mention here. Just that the 2 birds are so bad he can't make the top 2. Cant think of an average NBA comm on the US networks never mind a bad one. Michael Cole/Jerry 'The King' Lawler - WWE Andrew Castle (please bbc send him to claims direct adverts forever from your generally excellent tennis coverage) and the OMGGGGGGGGGG Tracey 'your voice is tilting beyond belief' Austin. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Chompy on April 28, 2016, 02:20:20 PM Derek Thompson (nap), Sean Boyce
Richard Hoiles, Gary Neville, Trevor Harris Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: George2Loose on April 28, 2016, 02:22:32 PM Mark Lawrenson and Garth Crooks- terrible.
Andy Townsend and Lee Dixon also pretty snooze worthy Not a fan of Alan Shearer either. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: TightEnd on April 28, 2016, 02:36:04 PM Football
Good Shearer (tells it like it is), Gullitt, Redknapp, Henry, Ian Wright (strangely) Bad Crooks, Townsend, Michael Owen (tells me what i am seeing), Savage (always was a cock, still is) Rugby Good Moore (ruffles some feathers, this is good), Jiffy Davies (a bit one eyed but the passion is heartwarming). Eddie Butler's voice. Stuart Barnes, mostly. Cricket Good Atherton (terrific print and spoken word journalist), Hussain, Holding, Bumble Ian Ward a brilliant anchor/interviewer Willis as a studio analyst Not so good Warne (believes his own publicity), most IPL commentators (though often thats the style they are asked to use), Botham NFL Good Michaels and Collinsworth Bad Phil Simms. Jon Gruden Golf Good Ken Brown, Feherty, Azinger Good Allis. last of his kind Bad, Monty. He is in his own category Bad. Murray, Critchley F1 Good Brundle. Snooker Good Davis, Doherty, Thorne, Hendry, Parrott Bad John Virgo (almost a parody now), Dennis Taylor (this year, lots of inaccuracies), Joe Johnson sure there are more! Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: TightEnd on April 28, 2016, 02:41:40 PM racing
yes the much missed john francome richard hoiles jom mcgrath (timeform jim mcgrath) graham cunningham simon holt no alice plunkett emma spencer alistair down to me is so portentous its off-putting. almost as if he gets in the bath to a soundtrack of swirling aldaniti type music. mick fitzgerald no particular view nick luck Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Graham C on April 28, 2016, 02:50:03 PM Phil Neville was bad for that World Cup game he did.
Can't disagree the comments above. A stand out for me would be the Sky cricket team, they do a great job. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Nakor on April 28, 2016, 02:54:47 PM Annoying - Townsend, Cundy, Crooks, Monty, Collymore, Owen.
Best - Mike Ingham, John Murray, Butch Harman, John Rawling, GNev, John Mac & Steve Bunce. Roy and HG deserve a mention, love their commentary on the AFL/NRL etc, many years ago they would do complete Premiership games and they were hilarious. Savage is a funny one, some days he could appear on either list for me. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Horneris on April 28, 2016, 03:12:57 PM John Inverdale - Tennis. Absolutely clueless about the sport.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on April 28, 2016, 03:23:02 PM Andrew Castle is on his own as far as bad goes.
David "Bumble" Lloyd is my favourite good guy. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: hhyftrftdr on April 28, 2016, 03:39:08 PM Rio Ferdinand is the biggest prick on television, closely followed by Michael Owen.....basically anyone on BT Sport.
Clarence Seedorf and Vincent Kompany are great when they do the odd punditry gig. Shock horror, they ain't thick as pig shit like most of them. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Bazzaboy on April 28, 2016, 03:42:22 PM Boxing
Halling and Watt are the worst commentary duo by a country mile. Utterly hopeless. Johnny Nelson struggles badly when presenting on the flip side Paul Dempsey is different gravy and Ed Robinson is good also. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: horseplayer on April 28, 2016, 03:45:23 PM Paul dempsey always be one of my favs back from the very early sky days.
Criminally underused since. As for least these days it's Martin Tyler. Sad to say as he was a great commentator. These days he struggles to go 20 minutes without reminding everybody how sky are the greatest thing since sliced bread and seems to have forgotten that football started before they did. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Doobs on April 28, 2016, 03:56:43 PM Pretty much agree with all the comments so far. Great (of the major sports i spend most of my time watching) Souness and Neville - Football (Really love Fletch as an Anchor for soccer as well - would love to see him be the head anchor on sky sports football without Sav) A Down and S Boyce - Racing Hussain and Atherton - Cricket Willie and Ebdon (great addition to bbc this year) - Snooker John Part and late great Sid - Darts Darryl Williams Erryl Blyth - Greyhounds Marv Albert, Hubie Brown and Jeff Van Gundy - NBA (Can't split these three absolute pleasure to watch the NBA when these legends are on the mic) JBL and Gorilla Monsoon - WWE John Lloyd and John Mac - Tennis Will come back with the worse of the following sports as that is tougher. So many bad ones. Worse Michael Owen/Savage - Football Emma Spencer and Tommo - Racing Can't think of any bad cricket comm's from the major ones. Think sky do a great job with cricket generally. John Parrot (by a mile) and Dennis Taylor Snooker Bristow (truely terrible) and Rod Harrington (he still after 20 years says the word 'seen' as 'sin' which tilts the fuck out of me and i have no idea why!) - Darts Rachael Casey and Dani Jackson (blonde bimbo hills shop dog comm) - Greyhounds. Both must have slept their way into these jobs because they are clueless beyond belief. Ian Meek from Coral also has to get a solid mention here. Just that the 2 birds are so bad he can't make the top 2. Cant think of an average NBA comm on the US networks never mind a bad one. Michael Cole/Jerry 'The King' Lawler - WWE Andrew Castle (please bbc send him to claims direct adverts forever from your generally excellent tennis coverage) and the OMGGGGGGGGGG Tracey 'your voice is tilting beyond belief' Austin. How come men never get accused of sleeping their way into jobs? Is poker a sport? Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on April 28, 2016, 04:11:39 PM Top of my own best list would be
Chris Collingsworth NFL Clive Everton Snooker David Feherty Golf Matt Chapman Racing, think that could be a bit marmite but if you want entertaining he is certainly that. Lydia Hislop Racing Danny Murphy, don't watch much soccer but like the way he chats as tho he is just chatting to the guy in front of him and not playing to the crowd. Kendall poker, last time I saw him on TV he needed a bloody hair cut tho. Dislike Bruce Critchley golf, If you were hiring for the job now he wouldn't get within a mile of it imo Graham Cunningham racing John Grudan NFL Every week at least one player is the best in his position or going to be one of the best. In a game a few seasons ago he claimed that Case Keeenum could be the new Drew Brees because Keenum happened to be playing in the game his station were covering that evening when he was about the teams 3rd choice QB that season. Mike Mayock NFL, could be the worst in my list if it wasn't for Hayley Turner racing, getting more gigs on ATR. her analysis of a race last week was 'I've seen this one run a few times when I've been in the studio and thought it ran quite well so he will be my selection in this race, what price did you say it was?' Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DungBeetle on April 28, 2016, 04:17:36 PM Watching the IPL makes you realise just how good the Sky cricket coverage is - my personal fave is Mike Atherton. I've been quite impressed with the snooker commentary this week (John 'Where's the cue ball going' Virgo excepted) - Ken Doherty and Willie Thorne are both very good. Agree - but I do find the aussi/kiwi coms pretty endearing. "AWWWW - he's smashed that over mid on and goes down the track to get some glove love from Smithy" Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: horseplayer on April 28, 2016, 04:27:32 PM Top of my own best list would be Chris Collingsworth NFL Clive Everton Snooker David Feherty Golf Matt Chapman Racing, think that could be a bit marmite but if you want entertaining he is certainly that. Lydia Hislop Racing Danny Murphy, don't watch much soccer but like the way he chats as tho he is just chatting to the guy in front of him and not playing to the crowd. Kendall poker, last time I saw him on TV he needed a bloody hair cut tho. Dislike Bruce Critchley golf, If you were hiring for the job now he wouldn't get within a mile of it imo Graham Cunningham racing John Grudan NFL Every week at least one player is the best in his position or going to be one of the best. In a game a few seasons ago he claimed that Case Keeenum could be the new Drew Brees because Keenum happened to be playing in the game his station were covering that evening when he was about the teams 3rd choice QB that season. Mike Mayock NFL, could be the worst in my list if it wasn't for Hayley Turner racing, getting more gigs on ATR. her analysis of a race last week was 'I've seen this one run a few times when I've been in the studio and thought it ran quite well so he will be my selection in this race, what price did you say it was' Turner has started beyond bad still early but think racing UK glad she chose atr at this stage. Agree on cunningham if he was ice cream he would lick himself Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on April 28, 2016, 04:29:14 PM lol great line that John.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 04:33:16 PM Overly flirty Turner do you think with certain presenters on ATR or just her natural self?
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on April 28, 2016, 04:56:53 PM Overly flirty Turner do you think with certain presenters on ATR or just her natural self? If she's flirting with Luke Harvey, safe to say it's her natural self. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 05:12:37 PM Overly flirty Turner do you think with certain presenters on ATR or just her natural self? If she's flirting with Luke Harvey, safe to say it's her natural self. I think she got the hots for Boycie tbh on ATR. Older man crush. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: The Camel on April 28, 2016, 06:07:59 PM Mike Carlsen is quite comfortably my favourite analyst on any sport. Informative without being patronising and funny without being snarky.
Also like Roy Keane, Gary Neville, Richard Langley, Jermaine Jenas, Graeme Le Saux (apart from Langers I disliked all of those as players!). Dislike would be too long to complete. An interesting fact about Phil Simms: he scored the lowest in the Wonderlic in the history of testing QBs. His score suggested an IQ between 70 and 80. No wonder he's a useless analyst. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: The Camel on April 28, 2016, 06:13:49 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin
Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: T8MML on April 28, 2016, 06:33:10 PM Mark lawrenson and anything female wittering on about horse racing!! And who can forget Phil Neville at the last WC - shocking!! Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: flushthemout on April 28, 2016, 06:56:23 PM Phil Neville makes me turn off, Bumble the Nuts
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 07:06:55 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on April 28, 2016, 07:20:48 PM Mike Carlsen is quite comfortably my favourite analyst on any sport. Informative without being patronising and funny without being snarky. Also like Roy Keane, Gary Neville, Richard Langley, Jermaine Jenas, Graeme Le Saux (apart from Langers I disliked all of those as players!). Dislike would be too long to complete. An interesting fact about Phil Simms: he scored the lowest in the Wonderlic in the history of testing QBs. His score suggested an IQ between 70 and 80. No wonder he's a useless analyst. Good call there Keith, can't believe I missed mighty Mike. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: TightEnd on April 28, 2016, 07:22:24 PM agreed
you can catch mike on a few podcasts and wembley coverage but that sunday late night nfl show is much missed Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on April 28, 2016, 07:31:44 PM Overly flirty Turner do you think with certain presenters on ATR or just her natural self? Think it's more her natural disposition but of course that did get her in a bit of a spot in the Jamie Spencer episode, don't think that did her career a lot of favours either. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on April 28, 2016, 07:33:15 PM agreed you can catch mike on a few podcasts and wembley coverage but that sunday late night nfl show is much missed Jeff Rheinbold another top class NFL guy. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Tonibell on April 28, 2016, 07:48:04 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Pundit that most annoys me is the BBC athletics trackside guy who always asks "How do you feel? Can you put into words what it's like right now?". Effectively asking them to write a colour piece for him while they're still puffing and blowing. Agree completely with Camel's horse pundits - i find ATR unlistenable, use the mute - and would add RUK's Chris Dixon: unbearably smug and thinks he's worked the game out because he's got a couple of horses with the dodgepot Appleby. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on April 28, 2016, 07:53:30 PM agreed you can catch mike on a few podcasts and wembley coverage but that sunday late night nfl show is much missed Jeff Rheinbold another top class NFL guy. Not an NFL expert despite winning my one and only LMS which I feel compelled to mention every now and again, but I like Jeff Rheinbold too. On the other hand I cannot abide Tanya Stevenson. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 08:01:13 PM Forgot another super tilting guy. Garry Richardson jack of all trades master of none on the BBC. One of the most annoying interviewers in sports history.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Chompy on April 28, 2016, 08:23:10 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Errrr...errrrrrr...errr... Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: nirvana on April 28, 2016, 08:51:07 PM anything female wittering on about horse racing!! I don't think we should talk about women like this. But to the main point, I love Sky cricket commentary, yah, go on Brian Moore too in Rugby , Martin Tyler, oh dear, please retire him Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on April 28, 2016, 08:59:22 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Errrr...errrrrrr...errr... Which reminds me of one that had inexplicably escaped my memory: Colin Montgomerie - How on earth does he keep the job? Do people actually enjoy his constant intolerable drivel punctuated by frequent Errrrrrrs? Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: horseplayer on April 28, 2016, 09:05:12 PM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Errrr...errrrrrr...errr... Thought we were betting without nevo... have heard a few stories about his betting these days and from decent sources fair to say he is certainly not coining it in these days. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Chompy on April 28, 2016, 09:12:19 PM Nevo is like a modern-day Statto, but without the, errrr, dressing gown.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 28, 2016, 09:16:56 PM Used to enjoy his RFO column in my rookie years in the game. Always a funny read. Never sure how true the content was on his weekly betting activities.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: BigAdz on April 28, 2016, 09:31:36 PM Will only tackle racing or the night will be short.
Like. Mark Howard. Mellish(grown on me), Neesom(a real, got to listen to everything type), Chris Dixon. Bob Cooper. Down(after a few beers) Love Chapman, complete fool, but excellent once or twice a week. Think bad thoughts about Lydia, and she looks a lot slimmer in real life. What a night that could be!! Horse talk all night! Dislike Willoughby(talks the talk, and very interesting, but mainly about after the event stuff, eg; Sectionals-"that was never going to win with an opening split of" Cheers, I worked that out myself. Was going slowly skint when I used to follow his recommends. His cheap suits tell you enough!! Cunningham-twenty words when one will do.. Tommo.wtf. Just got to know he is commentating to not have a bet at the meeting. Alex Hammond..surely done a turn or two to get the gig? Nev. Dont like the way he clearly dislikes his colleagues and cant even look at them when all together Machin. Hate waiting for the end of his commentary and the obligatory forced pun, he has obv been up all night preparing(Ok when he is presenting though) Tanya and her cliff selections, because she would love to see them win as they are 17 etc. Weaver ALICE FUCKING PLUNKETT. Thank fuck she wont be on our TV much longer Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: hhyftrftdr on April 28, 2016, 10:28:36 PM Always had a soft spot for James Richardson, going back to Football Italia on C4.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Doobs on April 28, 2016, 10:37:44 PM Mark Lawrenson on 5 live right now. Must have taken a few up the arse over the years at the BBC?
Can't think of any stage of my life where Murray Walker didn't grate Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Evilpengwinz on April 28, 2016, 11:06:29 PM Good:
Cricket - All the Sky team except Botham. F1 - Martin Brundle Football - Gary Neville NFL - Michaels & Collinsworth. Think Rich Gannon is alright in the Sunday Afternoon games too from what little I've seen/heard. Bad: Cricket - Ian Botham, Danny Morrison. Could list most India/IPL commentators but they're BCCI puppets, don't know how much of it is their fault. F1 - Jonathan Legard when it moved from ITV to BBC a few years back NFL - Jim Nantz & Phil Simms. Someone at EA Sports thought they should commentate on the Madden 16 game, too. WHY? >:( Ian Eagle/Dan Fouts are pretty poor, too. Rugby League - Mike Stephenson. Don't think Eddie is great either, but he's by far the better of the two IMO. Magic Weekend is my favourite weekend of the Rugby League season because of alternative commentary as much as anything else. Honourable mention To Joe Buck (Only heard him on NFL commentary, I don't watch Baseball) for being the most improved for me. Would've been in the "Bad" section a while back, and it annoys me that he sounds bored to death at times while talking. But the actual words he's saying are pretty interesting, and he's improved a lot over time even if the delivery isn't the best. Although he's not "good" yet, I think he's above average now. Still has the occasional lapse where he sounds disinterested in the on-field action, but that's a huge improvement from a few years ago where he spent large chunks of the game sounding apathetic. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DungBeetle on April 28, 2016, 11:06:47 PM McManaman embarrassing himself in this Villareal Liverpool game.
"Should have been a routine away victory" "Villareal aren't very good" How ignorant. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: fatcatstu on April 28, 2016, 11:57:09 PM Good - Bumble - a pleasure to listen to, makes the game accessible to everyone.
Nasser Hussein - very good again Paul Smith (boxing) - knows what he is on about. Probably the only Scousers accent I can hear without wishing I were deaf. Jonathon Agnew - technically a commentator but has a voice like honey and a genuinely top chap. Kumar sangakarra - talk sense and has an ability to explain things in simple terms. Bad - Danny Morison - possibly the most annoying man on the telebox Jim Bloody Watt - hates pretty much all British boxers and I hate the way he says panic every 2 seconds. Carl Froch - great boxer, utterly cack at talking about boxing Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: The Camel on April 29, 2016, 12:26:03 AM Racing: love Hislop, Willoughby, Mellish, Cleary, Neesom, Hoiles, Cunningham, Machin Dislike Naughton, Morrison and all on ATR except Cooper. No one mentioned Dave Nevison either way for horses. He is constantly slated on the bf forum. Anyone got any views? Was he really a great judge 15 years ago or just a luck box pro punter who got lucky or is the game just that much tougher nowadays? He sounds clueless at times on RUK. Errrr...errrrrrr...errr... Nevison's opinion is always the favourite is going to win. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on April 29, 2016, 12:29:17 AM McManaman embarrassing himself in this Villareal Liverpool game. "Should have been a routine away victory" "Villareal aren't very good" How ignorant. He is as bad as Owen for me on BT sport. They really have signed as badly as Villa this season BT sport pundit wise. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: hhyftrftdr on April 29, 2016, 02:01:08 AM McManaman embarrassing himself in this Villareal Liverpool game. "Should have been a routine away victory" "Villareal aren't very good" How ignorant. He is an absolute tool. BT really couldn't have picked a more odious bunch. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: AndrewT on April 29, 2016, 02:04:09 AM Stu - great shout on Sangakarra, such a clever guy with great perspicacity.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: horseplayer on April 29, 2016, 08:18:25 AM McManaman embarrassing himself in this Villareal Liverpool game. "Should have been a routine away victory" "Villareal aren't very good" How ignorant. Strange man. He was on the radio in the afternoon doing a preview. He was very knowledgeable respectful and kept stressing how good the yellow subs are at home (true). He then talked shite on BT sport. Strange Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Nakor on April 29, 2016, 11:06:25 AM 4 pages and not one mention of Nick Knight - how does he get away with it?
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: fatcatstu on April 29, 2016, 11:28:55 AM 4 pages and not one mention of Nick Knight - how does he get away with it? YES!!! Smarmy, posh bum licking annoying, useless sod he is. He also seems to get a wide-on for whichever team England are playing at the time. And he has no top lip!! Great shout. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on May 02, 2016, 12:31:01 PM Thought Denis Taylor was superb in the evening session of the World Snooker final last night. Really added to the long tactical frames with his insight and tone when predicting snooker attempts and escapes. Some great defensive snooker for long spells not always easy in the eye but feel it was even better with Denis adding to the tension.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: tikay on May 02, 2016, 01:32:01 PM Thought Denis Taylor was superb in the evening session of the World Snooker final last night. Really added to the long tactical frames with his insight and tone when predicting snooker attempts and escapes. Some great defensive snooker for long spells not always easy in the eye but feel it was even better with Denis adding to the tension. Oddly, whilst it's grand to see Ronnie & Co smashing them in off the lampshade, I really enjoy those long tactical games. Quite clever how BBC use that graphic to demonstrate likely escape routes, & usually uncannily accurate. What is your view on this perception that the balls are "skidding" off the cushions at un-natural angles, Phil? It did seem to be the case to my naïve eyes, & even the very best players seemed flummoxed & exasperated by the whole thing. Fortunately, it's snooker, not Football, so they don't harangue the Ref or Officials, (nothing degrades football more than the pointless arguing with the referee), but it does not feel right to me that the table can't be trusted to play as it should. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on May 02, 2016, 01:58:34 PM The balls always "slide" off the cushions to some extent when the cloth is new but the big bounces are a problem with the equipment.
There have been a huge number of kicks this year too, some of them outrageous. Mark Williams was asked about the tables in his post match interview and said that he thought he knew the reason for all of the bad bounces and kicks but couldn't answer on camera as he'd get fined. I'd love to know his views. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: tikay on May 02, 2016, 02:04:06 PM The balls always "slide" off the cushions to some extent when the cloth is new but the big bounces are a problem with the equipment. There have been a huge number of kicks this year too, some of them outrageous. Mark Williams was asked about the tables in his post match interview and said that he thought he knew the reason for all of the bad bounces and kicks but couldn't answer on camera as he'd get fined. I'd love to know his views. The big bounces were really odd. A ball should not come off the cushion faster that it hits it, ordinarily, but balls were rebounding at a greater velocity after impacting the cushions. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: MereNovice on May 02, 2016, 02:17:26 PM The balls always "slide" off the cushions to some extent when the cloth is new but the big bounces are a problem with the equipment. There have been a huge number of kicks this year too, some of them outrageous. Mark Williams was asked about the tables in his post match interview and said that he thought he knew the reason for all of the bad bounces and kicks but couldn't answer on camera as he'd get fined. I'd love to know his views. The big bounces were really odd. A ball should not come off the cushion faster that it hits it, ordinarily, but balls were rebounding at a greater velocity after impacting the cushions. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfZ12UGiisM Scotty can't but you can? Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Chompy on May 02, 2016, 02:38:30 PM 4 pages and not one mention of Nick Knight - how does he get away with it? Equally surprising is that poker analysts haven't been covered yet. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: bobby1 on May 02, 2016, 03:02:16 PM Thought Denis Taylor was superb in the evening session of the World Snooker final last night. Really added to the long tactical frames with his insight and tone when predicting snooker attempts and escapes. Some great defensive snooker for long spells not always easy in the eye but feel it was even better with Denis adding to the tension. Oddly, whilst it's grand to see Ronnie & Co smashing them in off the lampshade, I really enjoy those long tactical games. Quite clever how BBC use that graphic to demonstrate likely escape routes, & usually uncannily accurate. What is your view on this perception that the balls are "skidding" off the cushions at un-natural angles, Phil? It did seem to be the case to my naïve eyes, & even the very best players seemed flummoxed & exasperated by the whole thing. Fortunately, it's snooker, not Football, so they don't harangue the Ref or Officials, (nothing degrades football more than the pointless arguing with the referee), but it does not feel right to me that the table can't be trusted to play as it should. Yes the tables have been very poor and before they went from two to one table the difference between the two was crazy. Think in general the balls skid anyway but on this table they skid inconsistently so where allowing for side and skid etc is a skill it's been far too random. The kicks just seem to get worse the thinner the cloths too. My main annoyance re the table tho is there can never have been bigger pockets on a final table than this one? Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Rubbish2407 on May 02, 2016, 03:23:11 PM Liam Napier, New Zealand Rugby Commentator with Justin Marshall. Superb and really funny.
"Welcome to the Forsyth Barr Stadium for the Highlanders v Chiefs. Rod Stewart played here last Friday so if you're wondering what the strange markings on the pitch are they're Cougar prints". Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: KitKeeper on May 02, 2016, 07:06:16 PM Darryl Williams - Greyhounds Fully agree with this, I think he's excellent. Probably my favourite of a fairly strong RPGTV panel. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DMorgan on May 03, 2016, 07:38:50 PM Thought Denis Taylor was superb in the evening session of the World Snooker final last night. Really added to the long tactical frames with his insight and tone when predicting snooker attempts and escapes. Some great defensive snooker for long spells not always easy in the eye but feel it was even better with Denis adding to the tension. This I don't watch snooker much at all outside the worlds but didn't find the multiple 45+ minute long frames to be dull at all Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DungBeetle on May 05, 2016, 08:44:42 PM Really hope Villareal have an away goal at half time so we can see what the partisan tools McManaman and Owen have to say about it.
Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Karabiner on May 05, 2016, 08:57:15 PM This is not aimed at anyone specific but the offensive phrase was just used on the greyhound programme.
When a dog (or a horse for that matter) leads all the way and the commentator describes it as a "pillar to post" win it really annoys me as it should be "post to post". "Pillar to post" means getting bashed about and the expression comes from the game of real tennis which has all kinds of corners and concrete shelves meaning the ball can come off at awkward and unpredictable angles. "Post to post" means every post along the track marking the distance to the finish ergo making every post the winning post. They really should know better. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: WotRTheChances on May 05, 2016, 09:43:27 PM The balls always "slide" off the cushions to some extent when the cloth is new but the big bounces are a problem with the equipment. There have been a huge number of kicks this year too, some of them outrageous. Mark Williams was asked about the tables in his post match interview and said that he thought he knew the reason for all of the bad bounces and kicks but couldn't answer on camera as he'd get fined. I'd love to know his views. The big bounces were really odd. A ball should not come off the cushion faster that it hits it, ordinarily, but balls were rebounding at a greater velocity after impacting the cushions. I've heard a lot of people say "the ball has come off the cushion faster than it hit it", or words to that effect. I'm not sure if this is just a turn of phrase, or people who say it actually think the ball does come off faster than it goes on, on those odd occasions there are big bounces. I assume it's just a bigger bounce than normal, as, to my knowledge, it's physically impossible for the ball to literally come off a cushion faster than it's gone onto it (without the use of spin). Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: AndrewT on May 05, 2016, 10:01:22 PM This is not aimed at anyone specific but the offensive phrase was just used on the greyhound programme. When a dog (or a horse for that matter) leads all the way and the commentator describes it as a "pillar to post" win it really annoys me as it should be "post to post". "Pillar to post" means getting bashed about and the expression comes from the game of real tennis which has all kinds of corners and concrete shelves meaning the ball can come off at awkward and unpredictable angles. "Post to post" means every post along the track marking the distance to the finish ergo making every post the winning post. They really should know better. See also - 'stonewall penalty' Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: arbboy on May 05, 2016, 10:14:06 PM 'He has hit that TOOOOOO good'
No he hasn't. If he hit the ball too good he would have hit it perfect and he wouldn't be out of position like he is. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: DungBeetle on May 05, 2016, 11:10:00 PM Arghhh! Owen: "It's impossible for someone to come here and win"
Yes Michael - that's why Liverpool are 8th in the league. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: Archer on May 29, 2016, 10:27:55 AM A new "most annoying" for me is Owen "Mr Verbosity" Hargreaves. He was in particularly fine tilting form last night in the CL final.
An example of verbosity, strange language and stating the bleeding obvious to describe the Griezmann 2nd half penalty miss: "Well you just need your best players to step-up. No question he is their best player and he smashes it against the crossbar. Real Madrid are so fortunate." "He has made his mind up and doesn't execute well enough. One of the most important things is you need to execute and he just doesn't do a a good enough job. He is a terrific finsiher but wasn't there in that moment" "One thing you can say as a penalty taker is you can't afford to miss. That's just not good enough from your best player." Then there are the superlatives. We played superlative bingo in the 1st 10-15 mins of the 2nd half: Terrfiic 5 Great 4 Exceptional 3 Incredible 2 Remarkable 1 Flawless 1 Exciting 1 He must average 1 a minute. That is over 120 of the fookers in a game that goes to extra time. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: hhyftrftdr on May 30, 2016, 07:30:15 PM Kompany to be on the panel for BBCs coverage of Euro 16.
Shearer/Jenas etc might as well just stay home now. Edit....apparently they have Ferdinand as well. A Grand Canyon sized gap between them in more ways than one. I look forward to watching Rio try to string a sentence together. You've got 4 weeks Rio to get one right, no rush. Title: Re: "most annoying"....... Post by: buzzharvey22 on May 31, 2016, 01:19:28 AM I like:
Cricket - Lloyd, Atherton and Holding. Golf - Allis, Ken Brown and quite enjoying Rich Beem since started for Sky. I also fucking love Monty, he's so funny just being an arsehole. And his face is hilarious when hes in the studio. From 2010 to around about 2014 he hated you unless you were part of "his team". Snooker - Ken Doherty and i also think John Parrot is pretty good as he doesn't talk much bollocks. I dislike: Ian Botham. Never seen a bigger after timer. "can't believe, they didn't have a 93rd slip in there, it was obvious it was going to fly through there" Dennis Taylor. Wayne Mardle. We all know how shite you were, you don't need to make a joke about it every 30 seconds. Shut up and go and judge the fancy dress contest. |