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do men's feet always smell worse than women's?

this thread can only head one way.....

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It is a serious question tighty. My grandad had stinky feet, my dad has stinky feet, I have stinky feet, now my son has stinky feet. This cycle however, bypasses the female of the species as they are altogether fragrant in only the nicest ways.

dark socks

propensity to sweat

wearing dark socks three days on the trot



that just about covers it

because men work
 ;hide; 7c

I think we should move the short stack.

dark socks make for a smellier foot? is there evidence for this Mr End?

absolutely

Men usually wear dark socks, unless they used to be in Haircut 100 or now live in Essex. Men's feet stink

Ipso facto, ceteris paribus, I have empirical proof of my theory

Uncle Prewy

would you reccomend that I wer white socks or would it be better to wear no socks at all.

PS whatever happened to Nic Haywood?

I would also have thought it is also to do with the fact that women have a greater propensity to wash their feet. I mean properly wash them not that half hearted rub that us men do on our own feet.

He married my ex's cousin. Think that was the end of it for him  :D

yeah but because were working we dont have much time too wash our feet all day

no socks.

white socks....shudder.......


sandals with white socks.......go to doctor

That makes him a sort of relative to you Rod  *g ;tightend;

Any chance you can find out if a hero to a generation, a venerable icon of the 80's mrH100 himself has smelly feet.

It would certainly be a Fantastic day if you did Rod


p.s my ex-wife's sister went out with Limahl.

Lasted about three days before she discovered his penchant for his own kind

Penchant for his own kind? he only fancied other people called Limahl? :dontask:

Lets put it this way

He wasn't too shy, hush hush eye to eye.

I love my sandals but the rest of the family won't be seen out with me when I where them. They really smell as well now, what is the average lifespan of a pair of sandals in the UK, I am sure someone on this forum will know.

When playing poker live there is nothing I like better on my feet than my old faithful sandals...but I agree they have started to pong as I wear no socks with them...I have had this said pair for approx..5 yrs.... 8)

missed this one first time around. hmmmmm has possibilities as a theory  ;hide;

This is interesting - Can women's feet really pong? Proper smelly feet like men have. Has any man on this forum ever dated a woman with very smelly feet or is any woman prepared to own up to a pair of pongers on their dainty ankles?

Women have more shoes than men, so wear each pair less often. This means the bad smells don't build up.

Men have two pairs of shoes - a 'good pair' which they only wear to their brother's wedding and their father's funeral, and another pair which they wear everyday non-stop which, over time, develops concoctions of potent chemicals that the boffins at Porton Down can only dream about.

If , like i said i wear these said sandals too often without socks ..yes.. I hold my hand up they tend to somewhat make everyone go all in frequently causing moi to gather chips in a rapid fashion..

good answer

I'm convinced

Post hoc ergo propter hoc, Tighty?  ;tk;

A medical journal I read on this very subject came to the following conclusion.....

Sugar and spice and all things nice, that's what little girls are made of.
Slugs and snails and puppy dog's tails, that's what little boys are made of.

Apparently there's something in the puppy dog's tails that makes our leg ends smell a little worse. This ingredient is not included in females hence their not having a propensity to smelly feet.

I was convinced.

good answer

I'm convinced.

Too add to Barry/Kev arsenal.....i have 6 pairs of shoes current operating a squad rotation system.

but you still have wiffy hoofers flushy  ;scarymoment;

Ya big puff Flushy

My mate reckons her Daughter has mega stinking oinking feet!!

I aint ever had the desire to find out if she was exaggerating.

I don't wash my feet as such, they move around in water when I'm stood in the shower,
that's cleaning enough for me.  Not only that it tickles too sodding much.

My Dad has gopping feet, so much so the smell makes me retch.

eeek, better not reveal how many pairs of shoes monkey owns!!

Didn't think monkeys wore shoes

you think i'm going to walk round with smelly feet? no thanks ;)

One of my classmates went out with Limahl  :D

Paul strokes my toes while playing poker.......... i have lovely smelling feet  :) :)

Anyone we know NOT go out with Limahl?  lol

When I see her I'll ask  :D

JEE GODS my mrs has the worst smelling feet ever, she has to wash them before I can sleep, when i wake up I can still smell vinegar!!!!!!