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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2006, 05:06:08 PM »

It would certainly be a Fantastic day if you did Rod


p.s my ex-wife's sister went out with Limahl.

Lasted about three days before she discovered his penchant for his own kind

Penchant for his own kind? he only fancied other people called Limahl?
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2006, 05:07:00 PM »

Lets put it this way

He wasn't too shy, hush hush eye to eye.
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2006, 05:08:01 PM »

Uncle Prewy

would you reccomend that I wer white socks or would it be better to wear no socks at all.

PS whatever happened to Nic Haywood?

no socks.

white socks....shudder.......


sandals with white socks.......go to doctor




I love my sandals but the rest of the family won't be seen out with me when I where them. They really smell as well now, what is the average lifespan of a pair of sandals in the UK, I am sure someone on this forum will know.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2006, 05:14:08 PM »

When playing poker live there is nothing I like better on my feet than my old faithful sandals...but I agree they have started to pong as I wear no socks with them...I have had this said pair for approx..5 yrs.... Cool
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2006, 05:15:04 PM »

I would also have thought it is also to do with the fact that women have a greater propensity to wash their feet. I mean properly wash them not that half hearted rub that us men do on our own feet.


yeah but because were working we dont have much time too wash our feet all day


missed this one first time around. hmmmmm has possibilities as a theory  
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2006, 05:17:16 PM »

When playing poker live there is nothing I like better on my feet than my old faithful sandals...but I agree they have started to pong as I wear no socks with them...I have had this said pair for approx..5 yrs.... Cool

This is interesting - Can women's feet really pong? Proper smelly feet like men have. Has any man on this forum ever dated a woman with very smelly feet or is any woman prepared to own up to a pair of pongers on their dainty ankles?
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« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2006, 05:18:43 PM »

Women have more shoes than men, so wear each pair less often. This means the bad smells don't build up.

Men have two pairs of shoes - a 'good pair' which they only wear to their brother's wedding and their father's funeral, and another pair which they wear everyday non-stop which, over time, develops concoctions of potent chemicals that the boffins at Porton Down can only dream about.
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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2006, 05:20:09 PM »

If , like i said i wear these said sandals too often without socks ..yes.. I hold my hand up they tend to somewhat make everyone go all in frequently causing moi to gather chips in a rapid fashion..
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« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2006, 05:21:29 PM »

Women have more shoes than men, so wear each pair less often. This means the bad smells don't build up.

Men have two pairs of shoes - a 'good pair' which they only wear to their brother's wedding and their father's funeral, and another pair which they wear everyday non-stop which, over time, develops concoctions of potent chemicals that the boffins at Porton Down can only dream about.

good answer

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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2006, 05:52:13 PM »

dark socks make for a smellier foot? is there evidence for this Mr End?

absolutely

Men usually wear dark socks, unless they used to be in Haircut 100 or now live in Essex. Men's feet stink

Ipso facto, ceteris paribus, I have empirical proof of my theory
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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2006, 06:25:45 PM »

A medical journal I read on this very subject came to the following conclusion.....

Sugar and spice and all things nice, that's what little girls are made of.
Slugs and snails and puppy dog's tails, that's what little boys are made of.


Apparently there's something in the puppy dog's tails that makes our leg ends smell a little worse. This ingredient is not included in females hence their not having a propensity to smelly feet.

I was convinced.
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« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2006, 06:30:26 PM »

good answer

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« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2006, 06:34:25 PM »

Men have two pairs of shoes - a 'good pair' which they only wear to their brother's wedding and their father's funeral, and another pair which they wear everyday non-stop which, over time, develops concoctions of potent chemicals that the boffins at Porton Down can only dream about.

Too add to Barry/Kev arsenal.....i have 6 pairs of shoes current operating a squad rotation system.
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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2006, 06:35:46 PM »

but you still have wiffy hoofers flushy  scared
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2006, 06:36:04 PM »

Ya big puff Flushy
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