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Title: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 10:33:47 PM
This or that with a twist.

One has to explain ones choices. Give your fellow blondies more than just a word.

Just a wee sentence to either say why you like one of the choices or why you dislike the other one. Even if it's just to say that Choice A is brill or Choice B is poo

There's a potential problem if someone else posts while you're writing yours. If that happens just post whatever it is you have to say anyway and repeat the question of the poster that pipped you to the post. (If that makes sense)

I'll start us off with a wee example....

Coke or Pepsi

Coke because allthough I'm not convinced they taste any different, I love that trucks coming over the hill advert they put on at Christmas. Whenever that comes on the telly, that's the official beggining of advent as far as I'm concerned.


Next question - Problem page or Puzzle page?



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: TightEnd on March 24, 2006, 10:36:50 PM
Puzzle Page

Kepping one's brain in trim is vital, even during downtime and the testing teasing puzzles allow you to keep ticking over, unlike problem pages which just remind one of one's own sexual inadequacies on an all too regular basis



Next:   Going to the gym or going to the pub


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: AdamM on March 24, 2006, 10:46:55 PM
pub.

I dont do Gyms. I get my work out as a martial artist. I find I've got the right shape for my own fighting style. lifting weight just artificially changes my shape which in turn may impair my fighting. that and it's boring

teaching or learning


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 10:51:51 PM
teaching as i am thick as pig shit and cant learn


farting or burping?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: Heid on March 24, 2006, 10:54:33 PM
Farting.

Burping, unless you are very good at it, is always a disappointment, but there is a certain beautiful moment of shock when one lets out a corker. Also doing it on the escalator in the face of a fellow commuter is one of life's simple pleasures.

Summer or winter



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: The Baron on March 24, 2006, 10:56:31 PM
Summer.

I mean honestly who wants to see people in frumpy jumpers? It's all about summer baybee! Get a tan, check out the talent, and have a few jars on the grass!

Beer or Spirits?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: AdamM on March 24, 2006, 10:58:22 PM
summer

warm and bright. walking the morning school run with the kids. lovely. BBQs with the students and maybe a blonde BBQ this year??


Beer. I learned my limits at a 20 something now I can enjoy a few beers and stay right side of out of control

here's a daring one for someone

afterlife or lights out

(Oh and learning/teaching - the only way to learn is to teach. "everyone's a teacher but me")


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:04:23 PM
Afterlife

We live on in the hearts of those we leave behind.


All alone in your city centre flat at night, someone knocks on your door asking for your help in using a key that their pal has given them to the flat across the way.

Open your door and help them or Scratch your chin at their panny ass key story and inform them that you regrettably cannot be of any assistance in that matter.


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 11:09:39 PM
lightsout

i need the time after i passaway to catch up on the sleep i have missed during life


Scratch your chin at their panny ass key story and inform them that you regrettably cannot be of any assistance in that matter.

cause i cant get up the steps to there front door to knock it down


picking up soap in a gay shower or covering bits in dog food and walking naked through a dog shelter?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 24, 2006, 11:12:34 PM
Is that dodgy key story from personal experience?

I'm not quite stupid enough to help the poor fool.


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that? (rebellion is fun)
Post by: TightEnd on March 24, 2006, 11:14:43 PM

picking up soap in a gay shower or covering bits in dog food and walking naked through a dog shelter?


gay shower

You haven't seen me naked



Brown bread or White bread.



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:16:49 PM
Picking up the soap in the gay shower.

I'm not homophobic, my fellow human beings are probably not in the least bit interested in bull-raping me. If they were, whether I'm bending down or not would probably not matter much. If there were enough of them, they could get the job done.

As much as I love dogs, they are much less likely to respect my personal space and the sanctity of my bits in the scenario you described.


Brown bread or White bread?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:20:41 PM
Is that dodgy key story from personal experience?

I'm not quite stupid enough to help the poor fool.

Just now it happened, I polietly told him to get to buggery. (sounded drunk/drugged up and their was two of em)


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 24, 2006, 11:22:15 PM
White bread - Brown is a healthier option.  Nuff said.


Sheep or Pigs - Northerners are ruled out of this one!


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: TightEnd on March 24, 2006, 11:24:50 PM
White bread - Brown is a healthier option.  Nuff said.


Sheep or Pigs - Northerners are ruled out of this one!


rotflmfao :o :o :o :o :o you haven't eaten a slice of brown rather than white your whole life ya bugger!


Sheep. I love lamb and mint sauce


SugaBabes or The Pussycat Dolls


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 11:25:54 PM
White bread - Brown is a healthier option.  Nuff said.


Sheep or Pigs - Northerners are ruled out of this one!

it was brown bed as in dead silly


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:37:47 PM
SugaBabes - That wierd looking one has intoxicating eyes, they draw me in.


Middle-aged 'well to do' lady is in front of you in the supermarket 9 items or less queue. She has 15 items in her basket ffs!!!!
Speak out or Shut up?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 11:39:57 PM
ask her out more like


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 11:40:23 PM
btw what am i doing in a super market?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 24, 2006, 11:40:48 PM
and is it a tesco's or an Asda?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:43:09 PM
btw what am i doing in a super market?

Picking up chicks? Buying gin?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 24, 2006, 11:43:45 PM
Ahhh, I see what you're doing.

Touche


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Heid on March 24, 2006, 11:45:16 PM
Take 6 items out of her basket quietly, and place them in the baskets under the belt.

Whistle a happy tune.

If she sees you.. ask her lodly if she can count.


Monopoly or Cluedo?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: steeley68 on March 24, 2006, 11:56:25 PM
Monopoly

Cludeo - Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the waitress, with MY reputation?? Pish!

Your local football team, or a big namby pamby club in the SPL who are rubbish?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 24, 2006, 11:59:30 PM
Monopoly

Cludeo - Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the waitress, with MY reputation?? Pish!

Your local football team, or a big namby pamby club in the SPL who are rubbish?

Har Har!!

Relegation Battles or European Football????


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: steeley68 on March 25, 2006, 12:04:49 AM
Relegation dog fights all the way.

The thrill of the chase, the young ladies in scantily.......erm sorry.

Nokia or Sony Erricson?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Nem on March 25, 2006, 10:06:42 AM
Nokia, because the phones are sooooo simple to use.

FireFox or Internet Explorer



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 25, 2006, 02:27:01 PM
Firefox because the rest of blonde bullied me into using it.


Downtown or The Strip?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 25, 2006, 02:28:28 PM
the strip

it just sounds better when a woman says it


humpty dumpty or postman pat


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 25, 2006, 02:48:38 PM
definately post man pat!  He had it all a smashing vehicle and an obedient pussy!  :D

Tony Blair or Tony Benn?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 25, 2006, 03:07:39 PM
definately post man pat!  He had it all a smashing vehicle and an obedient pussy!  :D

Tony Blair or Tony Benn?

Tony Benn because he provided me with a night of laghter when he was being intervied by Ali G. Completely disillusioned.  :D

Blair Witch Project or your last school Maths project?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: TightEnd on March 25, 2006, 07:53:22 PM
School Maths project

Because I was a public school swot who liked sums and I found Blair Witch boring



Going to the Dentist or Going to the supermarket on a Saturday....


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: AdamM on March 25, 2006, 08:00:23 PM
supermarket. I actually enjoy the hustle bustle of a saturday supermarket. I hate dentists. I hate the scrapping, I hate the drilling and most of all I hate the fact I'm being ripped off by a failed GP who's multi-tabling.

blue or red backed cards


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: TightEnd on March 25, 2006, 10:02:23 PM
Madas, yes...private school then! hated it in every sense except the academic. My kids are in the state system


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 26, 2006, 12:08:49 AM
Blue backed cards because of the alliteration.


State schools or Public Schools?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: TightEnd on March 26, 2006, 12:11:14 AM
tightend, from what your kids are learning. do you think state school stands up in academic terms to public school?


mad, can we do this on pm/msn rather than take this thread off into uncharted waters...?

MrTight@Hotmail.com

Its a big subject


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: steeley68 on March 26, 2006, 12:20:52 AM
Sorry, I'm lost now...

What was the question?

End terraced or semi   ;)


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 26, 2006, 12:37:32 AM
4 in a Block more friendly


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: steeley68 on March 26, 2006, 12:41:26 AM
That wasn't one of the options.


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 26, 2006, 03:51:27 AM
State schools

Only as I attended a state school and i never seemed to click with my public school counterparts ( probably cos i was busy mugging them  :D ).

what to show

a semi bluff or a stone cold (i just owned you ) Bluff?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 26, 2006, 04:32:19 AM
The semi-bluff for me.

No room for ego in poker, I'll take the outs over the machismo ever time.



The 80's or the 90's?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: londonpokergirl on March 26, 2006, 04:35:23 AM
80's baby :) 


Wham or Spandau Ballet??


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 26, 2006, 04:47:36 AM
Spandu Ballet only because i loved Gold so much.

Biggest fish--

Ironside or Tikay??


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 26, 2006, 04:54:39 AM
tikaside

How could one possibly decipher between the two biggest fishes in poker? Simply impossible.

snoopy or Woodstock


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 26, 2006, 05:01:44 AM
tikaside

snoopy or woodstock

You must explain why!!

btw snoopy just cos he is much cooler and an all round better character.

The smiths -

Panic or how soon is now



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Suited_Jock on March 26, 2006, 02:09:01 PM
How soon is now.

It doesn't share its title with a coldplay song :)

Daddy or chips?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Poppet7 on March 27, 2006, 01:52:02 AM
How soon is now.

It doesn't share its title with a coldplay song :)

Daddy or chips?

Chips. I don't have a daddy anymore


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: JP on March 27, 2006, 03:15:44 AM
State schools

Only as I attended a state school and i never seemed to click with my public school counterparts ( probably cos i was busy mugging them  :D ).

what to show

a semi bluff or a stone cold (i just owned you ) Bluff?

gotta be the I just owned you bluff!

Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen??


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 27, 2006, 05:49:58 AM
State schools

Only as I attended a state school and i never seemed to click with my public school counterparts ( probably cos i was busy mugging them  :D ).

what to show

a semi bluff or a stone cold (i just owned you ) Bluff?

gotta be the I just owned you bluff!

Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen??

Aren't they both the same?? Okay, Ashley because I prefer her name.

Making a big successful bluff, or making a big successful call?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 27, 2006, 06:02:23 AM
Big successfull call, everytime, that's when you know your game is improving to a new level.

New blonde or old blonde


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: AdamM on March 27, 2006, 09:28:53 AM
new blonde (once we get default text colour yellow) first thought was "we fear change" but it looks very stylish once you get used to it.

worms or lemmings :dontask:


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: madasahatstand on March 27, 2006, 10:33:50 AM
worms because the are munching away at the autum leaves and turning it to lovely new soil as we speak.

glass half full or glasss half empty?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Graham C on March 27, 2006, 10:42:44 AM
Half full because we're going upwards not downwards.

Burning or freezing?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: AdamM on March 27, 2006, 10:47:49 AM
do you mean weather or ways to die (cheerful)



Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Graham C on March 27, 2006, 10:49:03 AM
actually, ways to die.  I'd go for freezing because I'd rather try to keep warm.


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: AdamM on March 27, 2006, 10:52:55 AM
hell no, burning. at least it's quick. and yu say your glass is always half full???

4,4 UTG pump it or dump it (or limp)


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: 4KingNutz on March 27, 2006, 12:01:03 PM
pump it because im 4kingnutzzzz that way   


eastenders or corination street


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: AdamM on March 27, 2006, 12:04:31 PM
Eastenders. MrsM is watching it and I'm reading or playing poker obviously but I'm half aware of it. I have limited experience of corrie but it's always seemed a bit of a comedy. at least Eastenders is attempting drama.

French stick or crusty rolls


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Graham C on March 27, 2006, 12:48:34 PM
ooo toughy but

French stick - it can be made any size you like, and crammed full of bacon and sausages (eggs etc etc) where as a roll will spill out everywhere.

Full Fat or Low Fat


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: way_too_tight on March 27, 2006, 06:35:42 PM
Full Fat - cos there's no point in doing things half-way.

Belagio or Binions ?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: thetank on March 27, 2006, 06:38:13 PM
Binions coz of the rich and colourful history. Although those Bellagio fountains look awesome.


Apples or Bananas.


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 27, 2006, 06:49:15 PM
Bannanas although I don't like Bannana milk shake!

Mince and Tatties or Fish and Chips?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: londonpokergirl on March 27, 2006, 06:57:10 PM
fish n chips



loose n goosey players   or tight agressive maniacs?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: way_too_tight on March 27, 2006, 07:01:05 PM
loose goosey players - as I mostly play cash games and I like to bet my hands

headsup or 9-handed


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: londonpokergirl on March 27, 2006, 07:02:34 PM
heads up :)    wooohooo


ahem


poker 425/854  or pokerzone :)


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: TightEnd on March 27, 2006, 07:04:27 PM
Heads Up

I find it very difficult to keep control of all nine hands so its better to keep heads up

Poker 854

THEY PAY THE BILLS....

Blue Lagoons or Black Seas


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 27, 2006, 07:24:42 PM
Blue Lagoon, only because Brook Shields got her Baps out in it.

Hamster or Gerbil


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Ironside on March 27, 2006, 07:48:13 PM
dont forget to give your reasons

i think this will aslo work better if there is 4 posts between the same person replying


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 27, 2006, 07:53:59 PM
Blue Lagoon, only because Brook Shields got her Baps out in it.

Hamster or Gerbil

gerbil

my hamster always bit me

WPT or WSOP?

Ironside, you haven't quite got the hand of this game have u?  ;tk;

 ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 27, 2006, 07:59:03 PM
WPT I reckon only cause the TV coverage is much better.

El Blondie or Tikay- controversial!!

I think everyone should answer this one!


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 27, 2006, 08:11:16 PM
Tony Colclough

Simply impossible to choose. (back onto my fence now)

Holiday in Birmingham or a holiday in Hawaii?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Triple X on March 27, 2006, 09:20:09 PM
one that has given me some serious thinking....


Watching your team in the FA Cup Final?

or on the same day

Playing an EPT final table event?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: londonpokergirl on March 27, 2006, 10:40:39 PM
EPT final without a shadow of doubt

Now tell me why i'd wanna watch football ;)   :redcard:  hehe



ok
would you prefer to play the main wsop event $10k  or 10 smaller events in wsop??


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: Newmanseye on March 27, 2006, 10:45:32 PM
10 smaller events, just because you get more poker, and you can catch all those yank fish.

one night stand or deep meaningfull relationship?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 27, 2006, 11:16:50 PM


one night stand or deep meaningfull relationship?

Controversial, What will Mrs Newmanseye say to your answer!  :D

Err well both have advantages and tahts all am saying!


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: way_too_tight on March 27, 2006, 11:45:52 PM
Deep Meaningful relationship - because you get breakfast too

Squash or Tennis ?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: steeley68 on March 27, 2006, 11:52:24 PM
Tennis!!!

My 8 yr old son is the next Andy Murray - oooooh!! Don't get me started, he is fantastic - ask Bandit. I yap about him all day (oh and my other son plays football and my daughter does gymnastics.

Stephen King or Dean Koontz?


Title: Re: Would you prefer this or that?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on March 27, 2006, 11:54:12 PM
DEfinately Koontz does he write scud books?  :D :blonde: