Would you prefer this or that?

[thetank]

This or that with a twist.

One has to explain ones choices. Give your fellow blondies more than just a word.

Just a wee sentence to either say why you like one of the choices or why you dislike the other one. Even if it's just to say that Choice A is brill or Choice B is poo

There's a potential problem if someone else posts while you're writing yours. If that happens just post whatever it is you have to say anyway and repeat the question of the poster that pipped you to the post. (If that makes sense)

I'll start us off with a wee example....

Coke or Pepsi

Coke because allthough I'm not convinced they taste any different, I love that trucks coming over the hill advert they put on at Christmas. Whenever that comes on the telly, that's the official beggining of advent as far as I'm concerned.


Next question - Problem page or Puzzle page?

[TightEnd]

Puzzle Page

Kepping one's brain in trim is vital, even during downtime and the testing teasing puzzles allow you to keep ticking over, unlike problem pages which just remind one of one's own sexual inadequacies on an all too regular basis



Next:   Going to the gym or going to the pub

[AdamM]

pub.

I dont do Gyms. I get my work out as a martial artist. I find I've got the right shape for my own fighting style. lifting weight just artificially changes my shape which in turn may impair my fighting. that and it's boring

teaching or learning

[Ironside]

teaching as i am thick as pig shit and cant learn


farting or burping?

[Heid]

Farting.

Burping, unless you are very good at it, is always a disappointment, but there is a certain beautiful moment of shock when one lets out a corker. Also doing it on the escalator in the face of a fellow commuter is one of life's simple pleasures.

Summer or winter

[The Baron]

Summer.

I mean honestly who wants to see people in frumpy jumpers? It's all about summer baybee! Get a tan, check out the talent, and have a few jars on the grass!

Beer or Spirits?

[AdamM]

summer

warm and bright. walking the morning school run with the kids. lovely. BBQs with the students and maybe a blonde BBQ this year??


Beer. I learned my limits at a 20 something now I can enjoy a few beers and stay right side of out of control

here's a daring one for someone

afterlife or lights out

(Oh and learning/teaching - the only way to learn is to teach. "everyone's a teacher but me")

[thetank]

Afterlife

We live on in the hearts of those we leave behind.


All alone in your city centre flat at night, someone knocks on your door asking for your help in using a key that their pal has given them to the flat across the way.

Open your door and help them or Scratch your chin at their panny ass key story and inform them that you regrettably cannot be of any assistance in that matter.

[Ironside]

lightsout

i need the time after i passaway to catch up on the sleep i have missed during life


Scratch your chin at their panny ass key story and inform them that you regrettably cannot be of any assistance in that matter.

cause i cant get up the steps to there front door to knock it down


picking up soap in a gay shower or covering bits in dog food and walking naked through a dog shelter?

[Wardonkey]

Is that dodgy key story from personal experience?

I'm not quite stupid enough to help the poor fool.

[TightEnd]

picking up soap in a gay shower or covering bits in dog food and walking naked through a dog shelter?

gay shower

You haven't seen me naked



Brown bread or White bread.

[thetank]

Picking up the soap in the gay shower.

I'm not homophobic, my fellow human beings are probably not in the least bit interested in bull-raping me. If they were, whether I'm bending down or not would probably not matter much. If there were enough of them, they could get the job done.

As much as I love dogs, they are much less likely to respect my personal space and the sanctity of my bits in the scenario you described.


Brown bread or White bread?

[thetank]

Is that dodgy key story from personal experience?

I'm not quite stupid enough to help the poor fool.

Just now it happened, I polietly told him to get to buggery. (sounded drunk/drugged up and their was two of em)

[GlasgowBandit]

White bread - Brown is a healthier option.  Nuff said.


Sheep or Pigs - Northerners are ruled out of this one!

[TightEnd]

White bread - Brown is a healthier option.  Nuff said.


Sheep or Pigs - Northerners are ruled out of this one!

you haven't eaten a slice of brown rather than white your whole life ya bugger!


Sheep. I love lamb and mint sauce


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