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Title: James Bond Post by: byronkincaid on April 06, 2006, 01:42:15 PM Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense.
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: thetank on April 06, 2006, 01:48:04 PM James is going to fold the whole film and then win a pot containing just the blinds?
Woo-hoo, can't wait. :D Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 01:48:53 PM Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense. Indeed it will Title: Re: James Bond Post by: AndrewT on April 06, 2006, 01:55:07 PM "Do you expect me to fold?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to call off all your chips with only an inside straight draw!" *walks away stroking pussy" Title: Re: James Bond Post by: RED-DOG on April 06, 2006, 01:58:04 PM Title: Re: James Bond Post by: byronkincaid on April 06, 2006, 01:59:01 PM didn't know you had a pussy andrew. i meant "slightly realistic" as in they may play hold em instead of some wierd made up game, although perhaps a game of strip poker with some Bond babes may be the best idea.
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: snoopy1239 on April 06, 2006, 02:00:34 PM Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense. You do realise that James Bond isn't a real person, don't you? ... :) Title: Re: James Bond Post by: byronkincaid on April 06, 2006, 02:04:35 PM WTF you talking about scoop dawg? you'll be telling me there's no Santa next. FFS m8 I'm not some stupid Sun reader you know.
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: snoopy1239 on April 06, 2006, 02:11:36 PM scoop dawg?? ;tk;
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 02:15:36 PM WTF you talking about scoop dawg? you'll be telling me there's no Santa next. FFS m8 I'm not some stupid Sun reader you know. Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... Title: Re: James Bond Post by: AdamM on April 06, 2006, 02:21:59 PM Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... rotflmfao Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 02:24:55 PM Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... rotflmfao I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers! Title: Re: James Bond Post by: Colchester Kev on April 06, 2006, 02:29:37 PM LOL @ Grauniad readers
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: AdamM on April 06, 2006, 02:30:26 PM I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers! rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: James Bond Post by: thetank on April 06, 2006, 02:34:02 PM Always found it ironic that the tree-huggers opt for a paper with the most dead-tree in it.
Sun readers must be horrible re-cyclers though. According to surveys, no bugger reads it, yet it's the nations best selling newspaper. Obviously people must buying it just to throw it away. :D Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 02:38:09 PM Always found it ironic that the tree-huggers opt for a paper with the most dead-tree in it. Sun readers must be horrible re-cyclers though. According to surveys, no bugger reads it, yet it's the nations best selling newspaper. Obviously people must buying it just to throw it away. :D Yes about 8 million Brits read it every day, so there's a lot of people in self denial! Title: Re: James Bond Post by: AdamM on April 06, 2006, 02:38:45 PM no, public denial
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: Ironside on April 06, 2006, 02:59:21 PM WTF you talking about scoop dawg? you'll be telling me there's no Santa next. FFS m8 I'm not some stupid Sun reader you know. Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... yes you do meet snoopy he has this thing about falling for page 3 bird strip poker stories Title: Re: James Bond Post by: Sark79 on April 06, 2006, 03:20:35 PM Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... rotflmfao I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers! The METRO . It is free and it has staples to keep the pages together.. Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 03:34:47 PM Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers.... rotflmfao I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers! The METRO . It is free and it has staples to keep the pages together.. Just imagine what those staples would do to our lovely page three girls. Ouch! Title: Re: James Bond Post by: thetank on April 06, 2006, 03:41:16 PM Some of the page 3 girls look like more staples will do them good.
I think there's a lot of them that don't get enough flour, rice and corn. :D Title: Re: James Bond Post by: Cybertim on April 06, 2006, 03:41:49 PM Always found it ironic that the tree-huggers opt for a paper with the most dead-tree in it. Sun readers must be horrible re-cyclers though. According to surveys, no bugger reads it, yet it's the nations best selling newspaper. Obviously people must buying it just to throw it away. :D Yes about 8 million Brits read it every day, so there's a lot of people in self denial! Nah its just that 7.9 million need something to wrap their chips in Title: Re: James Bond Post by: RED-DOG on April 06, 2006, 03:42:28 PM Some of the page 3 girls look like more staples will do them good. I think there's a lot of them that don't get enough flour, rice and corn. :D Plus, it might help them to keep their legs together Title: Re: James Bond Post by: thetank on April 06, 2006, 03:45:19 PM Nah its just that 7.9 million need something to wrap their chips in Thats my excuse. I love that Not the Nine O'clock News sketch where the man buys a tabloid and some pornography, then hides the paper inside the razz mag. Title: Re: James Bond Post by: thetank on April 06, 2006, 03:49:51 PM I bought a so called "razz" mag entitled Stud the other day. You'll imagine my dissapointment when, after reading it from cover to cover, I didn't find any writings on 7-card poker played for low.
Title: Re: James Bond Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 06, 2006, 03:52:59 PM Some of the page 3 girls look like more staples will do them good. I think there's a lot of them that don't get enough flour, rice and corn. :D Plus, it might help them to keep their legs together Now that's funny! (not a spelling mistake) Title: Re: James Bond Post by: Cybertim on April 06, 2006, 03:53:49 PM I bought a "razz" mag called Stud the other day. You'll imagine my dissapointment when, after reading it from cover to cover, I didn't find any writings on 7-card poker played for low. I did the same tank bought a mag called "Jack King Off " and there was no poker at all.... |