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« on: April 06, 2006, 01:42:15 PM »

Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense.

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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2006, 01:48:04 PM »

James is going to fold the whole film and then win a pot containing just the blinds?

Woo-hoo, can't wait.  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2006, 01:48:53 PM »

Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense.



Indeed it will
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2006, 01:55:07 PM »

"Do you expect me to fold?"

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to call off all your chips with only an inside straight draw!"

*walks away stroking pussy"
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 01:58:04 PM »



*walks away stroking pussy"

Licence to thrill?
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 01:59:01 PM »

didn't know you had a pussy andrew. i meant "slightly realistic" as in they may play hold em instead of some wierd made up game, although perhaps a game of strip poker with some Bond babes may be the best idea.
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2006, 02:00:34 PM »

Page 3 Sun today, errrrr so someone tells me, has about a story about John Duthie being flown out to the James Bond set to teach him how to play poker. Hopefully this will mean a slightly realistic poker scene in the film not some royal flush loses to 5 of a kind nonsense.



You do realise that James Bond isn't a real person, don't you? ...  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2006, 02:04:35 PM »

WTF you talking about scoop dawg? you'll be telling me there's no Santa next. FFS m8 I'm not some stupid Sun reader you know.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2006, 02:11:36 PM »

scoop dawg?? 
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2006, 02:15:36 PM »

WTF you talking about scoop dawg? you'll be telling me there's no Santa next. FFS m8 I'm not some stupid Sun reader you know.

Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers....
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2006, 02:21:59 PM »


Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers....

 
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2006, 02:24:55 PM »


Hang on a minute, we don't have ANY stupid readers....

 

I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers!
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2006, 02:29:37 PM »

LOL @ Grauniad readers
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2006, 02:30:26 PM »



I fear this forum has been taken over by tree-hugging Guardian readers!

 
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2006, 02:34:02 PM »

Always found it ironic that the tree-huggers opt for a paper with the most dead-tree in it.

Sun readers must be horrible re-cyclers though. According to surveys, no bugger reads it, yet it's the nations best selling newspaper.

Obviously people must buying it just to throw it away.  Cheesy
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