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Title: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: smithy69 on April 19, 2006, 10:05:07 AM Hi guys
I was wondering if the brain that is Blonde could help me out. I have foolishly agreed to help my Grandmother in a competition for one of her more mature magazines and have regretted doing it ever since lol. It is to win a holiday I think and I thought the amount of brownie points that could be gathered would break the all time record for brownie point gathering. The only problem is I am stumped. Not a little bit. Just absolutely stumped. Basically its one of those competitions where you have to come up with a logo/sentence in a set amount of words. The layout is as follows : ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................' Apparently it has to be under 20 words ( I am guessing not 20 words in total - 20 word response to the above quote) PLEASE HELP Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Dingdell on April 19, 2006, 10:06:36 AM name of the mag would be good - as to make it topical.
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: AdamM on April 19, 2006, 10:45:02 AM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...the Nottingham one doesn't seem to be working properly.'
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: londonpokergirl on April 19, 2006, 10:47:42 AM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................'
if it wasn't for _______ (enter magazine name) to brighten my day somebody else finish it off :) ..... Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: stallyon on April 19, 2006, 10:50:33 AM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."
because the dark tan would cover up my liver spots ??? Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: smithy69 on April 19, 2006, 10:53:11 AM daily mail i believe
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Royal Flush on April 19, 2006, 10:57:53 AM daily mail i believe ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." there are no immagrants there... Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Dewi_cool on April 19, 2006, 10:59:14 AM Should we not get Tikay to answer this, he would probably know what an old person would think ;tk;
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: AdamM on April 19, 2006, 11:00:53 AM daily mail i believe ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." there are no immagrants there... rotflmfao ;applause; Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Dingdell on April 19, 2006, 11:17:26 AM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................'
if it wasn't for _______ (enter magazine name) my day wouldn't be much fun? Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: smithy69 on April 19, 2006, 11:25:37 AM WHERES TIKAY
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: matt674 on April 19, 2006, 11:27:18 AM WHERES TIKAY I very much doubt that your Gran will be enjoying a nice holiday in the sun if this is your entry!! Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: smithy69 on April 19, 2006, 11:34:55 AM lol
just thought with him being the elder statesman of the forum he may have a better answer as he does have a lot of years behind him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: AndrewT on April 19, 2006, 11:38:32 AM Should we not get Tikay to answer this, he would probably know what an old person would think ;tk; I have to say it's an absolute disgrace that we have a thread entitled Helping the Elderly, and yet it took seven replies before someone made a Tikay reference. People, we are beginning to slack in our old age. Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Royal Flush on April 19, 2006, 12:06:47 PM daily mail i believe ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." there are no immagrants there... rotflmfao ;applause; lol glad someone found it funny! Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: RED-DOG on April 19, 2006, 12:12:40 PM daily mail i believe ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." there are no immagrants there... rotflmfao ;applause; lol glad someone found it funny! It was a "whoosh" for me, I don't get it Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: AdamM on April 19, 2006, 12:14:43 PM relates to an earlier post asking what publication the comp is in to make the entry relevant to them.
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: turny on April 19, 2006, 01:50:43 PM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."
when i wet myself it dries quicker :D Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Dewi_cool on April 19, 2006, 02:38:26 PM is the MEDITERRANEAN in continent then?
Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Dingdell on April 19, 2006, 03:19:10 PM is the MEDITERRANEAN in continent then? :cheers: :cheers: ;karabiner;brilliant! Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Nem on April 19, 2006, 03:19:38 PM name of the mag would be good - as to make it topical. FHM ;) Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: The Baron on April 19, 2006, 03:35:41 PM daily mail i believe ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." there are no immagrants there... PMSL! Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: tikay on April 20, 2006, 02:28:28 AM Don't bring ME into this? What would I know about the Elderly? Dewi, Smithy & Andrew - :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: And quit the racist stuff please. xx Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: dik9 on April 20, 2006, 05:14:39 AM ''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................." when i wet myself it dries quicker :D roflmao Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: AdamM on April 20, 2006, 08:48:04 AM Don't bring ME into this? What would I know about the Elderly? Dewi, Smithy & Andrew - :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: And quit the racist stuff please. xx we're implying racism from the daily mail readers, not from ourselves Tikay Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Royal Flush on April 20, 2006, 10:17:59 AM Don't bring ME into this? What would I know about the Elderly? Dewi, Smithy & Andrew - :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: And quit the racist stuff please. xx we're implying racism from the daily mail readers, not from ourselves Tikay Well i was implying it from the daily mail writers.....hope no-one misunderstood the post. Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: Rod Paradise on April 20, 2006, 10:25:51 AM Well i was implying it from the daily mail writers.....hope no-one misunderstood the post. Think it whooshed a couple of folk, it was pretty clear to most from the looks of it though. I laughed anyway. Title: Re: HELPING THE ELDERLY Post by: GlasgowBandit on April 20, 2006, 10:37:51 AM Well i was implying it from the daily mail writers.....hope no-one misunderstood the post. Think it whooshed a couple of folk, it was pretty clear to most from the looks of it though. I laughed anyway. Spot on mate! But the ITB and Dewi, posts are the best thus far! I reckon you should go for ITB's its great! :D |