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« on: April 19, 2006, 10:05:07 AM »

Hi guys

I was wondering if the brain that is Blonde could help me out. I have foolishly agreed to help my Grandmother in a competition for one of her more mature magazines and have regretted doing it ever since lol. It is to win a holiday I think and I thought the amount of brownie points that could be gathered would break the all time record for brownie point gathering. The only problem is I am stumped. Not a little bit. Just absolutely stumped.

Basically its one of those competitions where you have to come up with a logo/sentence in a set amount of words. The layout is as follows :

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................'

Apparently it has to be under 20 words ( I am guessing not 20 words in total - 20 word response to the above quote)

PLEASE HELP
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2006, 10:06:36 AM »

name of the mag would be good - as to make it topical.
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2006, 10:45:02 AM »

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...the Nottingham one doesn't seem to be working properly.'
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2006, 10:47:42 AM »

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................'

if it wasn't for _______ (enter magazine name) to brighten my day



somebody else finish it off Smiley .....
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2006, 10:50:33 AM »

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."

because the dark tan would cover up my liver spots


Huh?
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 10:53:11 AM »

daily mail i believe
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2006, 10:57:53 AM »

daily mail i believe

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."

there are no immagrants there...
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2006, 10:59:14 AM »

Should we not get Tikay to answer this, he would probably know what an old person would think 
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2006, 11:00:53 AM »

daily mail i believe

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."

there are no immagrants there...


 

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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2006, 11:17:26 AM »

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE...................................................'

if it wasn't for _______ (enter magazine name)  my day wouldn't be much fun?

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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2006, 11:25:37 AM »

WHERES TIKAY
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2006, 11:27:18 AM »

WHERES TIKAY

I very much doubt that your Gran will be enjoying a nice holiday in the sun if this is your entry!!
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2006, 11:34:55 AM »

lol

just thought with him being the elder statesman of the forum he may have a better answer as he does have a lot of years behind him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2006, 11:38:32 AM »

Should we not get Tikay to answer this, he would probably know what an old person would think 

I have to say it's an absolute disgrace that we have a thread entitled Helping the Elderly, and yet it took seven replies before someone made a Tikay reference.

People, we are beginning to slack in our old age.
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2006, 12:06:47 PM »

daily mail i believe

''I LIKE TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS UNDER THE MEDITERRANEAN SUN BECAUSE..................................................."

there are no immagrants there...


 



lol glad someone found it funny!
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